“ you live your entire life chasing after attention & food . ”
“ how could you betray me like this ?? after all i’ve done for you . ”
“ i would chop off my left arm for you . ”
“ there are things in life that matter more than food . ”
“ can you not be chaotic for five minutes ?? ”
“ you are literally crazy . ”
“ you’re lucky you’re cute . ”
“ instead of a bladder of steel , you have a bladder of fucking paper . ”
“ don’t give me that look !! ”
“ stop looking at me with those big ol’ eyes . ”
“ do you really have to stare at me while i’m changing ?? ”
“ at least someone around here is happy to see me . ”
“ it’s rude to lick someone without permission . ”
“ one of these days , you’re gonna give me a fucking heart attack . ”
“ your brain is probably smaller than my fist . i love you . ”
“ every time i see you i suddenly remember that life is worth living . ”
“ your little baby sneeze just cured my depression . ”
“ you are my only source of serotonin at this point . ”
“ see , you know you’re cute . that’s the problem . you’re too powerful . ”
“ i trust that you would bite the ankles of my enemies . ”
“ i know you don’t like being picked up , but you are so small . you don’t have rights . ”
“ what ?? no ‘ bless you ? ’ i’ll remember that . ”
“ you’re being too quiet … what have you done ? ”
“ it’s amazing how you make everything 100 times better just by existing . ”
“ i love you more than anyone has ever loved anything in this entire world . ”
“ i am starting to think you might be gay . ”
“ if anyone is ever mean to you , i will break all of their fingers individually . ”
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