wits and blades, always sharp

maddy / 25 / infj

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[icaseybaybee]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[probuccalfat]

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?

[lonestatus]

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[hustlerose]

Thought you ought to read this. It’s a callout post for Steven Universe. 

[inwardhardar]

[papasmoke]

You're just a slut

[thedevilsrain]

jon snow: im a bastard. everyone hates me. i want to die. and im 14

tyrion for some fucking reason:

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[aflo]

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

[fatherjohnmisty]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[jurisffiction]

hope is all we have