A Dalektably English Weblog

Hurrah and pip pip! Welcome to my absolutely boffo (if I do say so myself) weblog, for all you lovers of Englishness and all things Dalek! All hail the glorious English Empire! (Blocks: Americans, mongrels, anti-English propagandists, advocates for disobedient women)

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Broken: All hail the big talking bird

Conscious: All hail the glorious English Empire

(This has been my attempt at one of what I believe are known to the younger generation as ‘means’. I hope I did it correctly.)

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I really do love those delightful Dalek films. I would watch them daily even if it were not mandatory to do so.

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A funny joke I heard;

What is worse than an invasion of Daleks? An invasion of American Daleks!

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I must apologise for that last post - I have no idea how it got here - I certainly did not post it - there are even contractions in it! I am attempting to delete it but for some reason this website is not letting me. I could not even begin to speculate as to what is going on here, most terribly sorry for all this, chaps.

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Zagreus sits inside your head,

Zagreus lives among the dead,

Zagreus sees you in your bed,

And eats you when you're sleeping.

Zagreus at the end of days,

Zagreus lies all other ways,

Zagreus comes when time's a maze,

And all of history is weeping.

Zagreus taking time apart,

Zagreus fears the hero heart,

Zagreus seeks the final part,

The reward that he is reaping.

Zagreus sings when all is lost,

Zagreus takes all those he's crossed,

Zagreus wins and all it cost,

The hero's hearts he's keeping.

Zagreus seeks the hero's ship,

Zagreus needs the web to rip,

Zagreus sucks time at a drip,

And life aside, he's sweeping.

Zagreus waits at the end of the world,

For Zagreus is the end of the world.

His time is the end of time,

And his moment time's undoing.

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I know we all hear tell of those quite absurd characters who present themselves with their obviously false claims of being the Doctor, but I did hear recenr whisperings of one female attempting such. I do not know how true this is, but if this is so this is utterly hilarious. Of course, she was immediately put to death. One for the ‘foolish criminals’ listings, one does think. I will say, though, she did appear almost onto something with the ‘timeless child’ line. The idea of the Doctor having inherent genetic sueperiority over other Time Lords is a good one. Obviously only the start of a good one - she was a Female after all! But I must stop now, lest I get ahead of myself and speak any forbidden knowledge.

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I do not know if any of you have seen this already, but this is most amusing.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-dalek-patrols-streets-ordering-humans-to-self-isolate-11969126

Coronavirus: Dalek patrols streets ordering humans to 'self-isolate'

One social media user quipped: "I'm not going to argue with a Dalek".

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Salutations! Like all true Red-blooded Englishmen, I love the history of the glorious nation, especially the bit when the wonderful Doctor helped us see off those dastardly robot fiends, the Daleks! So much so, that I have decided to make a blog dedicated to appreciation of the might of our English Empire, and all our fine Dalek-related products! Follow me if you love this Empire as much as I do!

Disclaimers: This is an unofficial blog not affiliated in any way with our most dazzlingly magnificent President Boris Rochester. Foreigners are not to follow this block and will be blocked upon identification. This blog has a zero tolerance policy regarding the use of contractions or abbreviations.