don't let me go

Dallas Masser 21 years old, majoring in psychology. Women's hockey, Women's soccer win the battles, win the races.

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flynngallo:

We have the same views.

And you call me weird. 

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eli-heath:

Can I kiss you?

Of course. 

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flynngallo:

She is my sister…kinda. 

That doesn’t mean you need to sound like her. It’s kinda weird. 

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eli-heath:

Can we just cuddle? 

Yep. 

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flynngallo:

Your mind works really weird.

You sound like my girlfriend. 

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eli-heath:

You’re actually the butthead.

Nope, that’s you. 

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eli-heath:

Thank you very much. 

Yeah yeah, butthead. 

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flynngallo:

How is it impromtu if you have season tickets?

Because I wasn’t planning to go to that game. Usually I plan what games I’m going to go to. This one wasn’t planned. 

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flynngallo:

But don’t you usually? 

Usually yes, however I decided to be nice. Plus I didn’t wanna go to class, it was kind of an impromptu decision. 

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eli-heath:

Fine, then we are no longer sleeping in the same room.

Okay, okay, I’ll toss the ear plugs. 

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flynngallo:

Please tell me Eli wasn’t with you.

Nope, I went alone. I couldn’t subject her to the terror that is the current state of the Bruins. 

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eli-heath:

You’re rude wearing ear plugs when we go to bed. Yes, yes I will.

I am not, I need my sleep. You keep your hands away from my ears. 

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eli-heath:

Debatable. And I do, you find your way back on top of me. Also you’re done wearing ear plugs to bed.

Rude. Well then keep doing it. That’s what you think, what’re you gonna do? Pry them out of my ears? 

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eli-heath:

You are the weirdest person I know. Why do you need ear plugs? You sleep like the dead anyway. I mean, I probably wouldn’t snore if you didn’t sleep on top of me. 

And yet you love me. Reasons. The ear plugs are why. You could always push me off. 

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eli-heath:

False. Don’t lie. I know you don’t sleep with ear plugs because you’re always asleep before me. And, I don’t snore. Only when I’m sick. You’re the mouth breather.

I’m not lying. At least I do when we’re at my house. You snore sometimes when you’re not sick. When you’re getting sick. Hey, it’s not my fault I come from a family of mouth breathers alright? 

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eli-heath:

Really? I do that every night. 

Confession time; the reason trying to wake me up is like trying to wake the dead is because I sleep with ear plugs every night. 

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eli-heath:

I had a sinus infection. I couldn’t breathe out of my nose. I couldn’t help it you ass.

I know, babe. I was the one taking care of you remember? But taking care of you also requires me to have sleep in me. I can’t do that when you snore.