Why would I ever agree to attend some lame-o party. I never was one for parties to begin with so why would i think i would be now…i just need to find a room that isn’t occupied by some horny drunks.
Because you need to be young before you're an eighty year old woman. Your getting pretty close to that age considering you aspire to knit a house for you and your thousand of cats. Let loose, mousey.
Oh and avoid all of the bedrooms, and the upstairs bathroom. Horny teens mark their territory.

















