He’s not a merry man
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He’s not a merry man
No everything on the Promenade!
Promenade is closed.
*throws a massive party on the Promenade, inviting the Dabo girls, shady business partners, and @damar-suggestion *
WHAT PART ABOUT THE “PROMENADE IS CLOSED” YOU DONT UNDERSTAND?
Shhhh paaaaartaaaaaaaaay
sometimes you need to take out the trash.
this is not a euphemism, by the way. take out the trash. it’s starting to pile up, and frankly, that’s disgusting.
No cursing on the Promenade!
Fuck you, Odo!
HHRRUUMMPPHH!!!!
Eat my ass, Odo!
DISGUSTING!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP
HHHRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPHH!!
SILENCE PIGGY PIGGY PIG
HOW DARE YOU!!??
I dare everything
No cursing on the Promenade!
Fuck you, Odo!
HHRRUUMMPPHH!!!!
Eat my ass, Odo!
DISGUSTING!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP
HHHRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPHH!!
SILENCE PIGGY PIGGY PIG
No cursing on the Promenade!
Fuck you, Odo!
HHRRUUMMPPHH!!!!
Eat my ass, Odo!
DISGUSTING!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP
No cursing on the Promenade!
Fuck you, Odo!
HHRRUUMMPPHH!!!!
Eat my ass, Odo!
Can I sing Les Mis on the promenade?
No.
Prisoner 24601
Look down look don’t look them in the eye
*grunts*
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living.
Can I sing Les Mis on the promenade?
No.
Prisoner 24601
Look down look don’t look them in the eye
Can I sing Les Mis on the promenade?
No.
Prisoner 24601
Look at my naked knees odo
No.
I’m not putting them back on
Can I run baby oil on your butt cheeks?
Sorry, but my butt cheeks are reserved for Q, and Q only. And even if they weren’t, I’m not sure I’d want baby oil on them.
Aw, why not? Makes them soft an shiny :)
What about the head?
it’s not aimed at the Captain but I do know people whose head is just the third butt cheek
Michael Eddington
Can I run baby oil on your butt cheeks?
Sorry, but my butt cheeks are reserved for Q, and Q only. And even if they weren’t, I’m not sure I’d want baby oil on them.
Aw, why not? Makes them soft an shiny :)
What about the head?
HONK
*irritated grunt*
Not the geese AGAIN!!!!
What, they are here for Geesegiving.
There’s no such thing!!
Have you considered using a phaser to get rid of them?
Why is your reaction to anything murder? Stop this mindless violence.
But then Quark can have a sale on roasted geese all week.
People eat geese. It’s a fact.
They are my friends, don’t kill my friends. Kill me instead.
I’m just getting you back for when you where eating my tribbles.
I did not, go away you meanie
Of course you did. When Quark was serving them a while back. You loved eating the Tribbles.
Quark removed the fur before he cooked them obviously. You don’t serve a goose with is feathers still on, you pluck them.
I did not, you are mistaking me. I don’t go to Quark’s, it makes me want to drink.
You used to go to Quark’s and that’s when you ate parmesan roasted Tribble. I know because I came in there and screamed at Quark for serving Tribble and then fined him a hefty fine. I saw you eating it with a glass of Kanar.
I am lactose intolerant, I do not eat that. I haven’t had a drink in over 6 months, you must be mistaken.
It wasn’t real Parmesan cheese, it was soy cheese to taste like the real thing. And the fact that you haven’t had a drink in six months is a lie. What about that party you had on the Promenade last weekend and you where hung over the following day?
My memory is impeccable. I never forget. That’s why I’m so good at my job.
Stop saying I drink, I do not do that. I haven’t had a drink since before I went to Solosos III with my friend Michael Eddington. I haven’t fallen off the wagon, whatever you’re saying you are mistaken. There is some kind of mix up here, you even congratulated me on getting sober. But what do I know.
HONK
*irritated grunt*
Not the geese AGAIN!!!!
What, they are here for Geesegiving.
There’s no such thing!!
Have you considered using a phaser to get rid of them?
Why is your reaction to anything murder? Stop this mindless violence.
But then Quark can have a sale on roasted geese all week.
People eat geese. It’s a fact.
They are my friends, don’t kill my friends. Kill me instead.
I’m just getting you back for when you where eating my tribbles.
I did not, go away you meanie
Of course you did. When Quark was serving them a while back. You loved eating the Tribbles.
Quark removed the fur before he cooked them obviously. You don’t serve a goose with is feathers still on, you pluck them.
I did not, you are mistaking me. I don’t go to Quark’s, it makes me want to drink.
You used to go to Quark’s and that’s when you ate parmesan roasted Tribble. I know because I came in there and screamed at Quark for serving Tribble and then fined him a hefty fine. I saw you eating it with a glass of Kanar.
I am lactose intolerant, I do not eat that. I haven’t had a drink in over 6 months, you must be mistaken.
HONK
*irritated grunt*
Not the geese AGAIN!!!!
What, they are here for Geesegiving.
There’s no such thing!!
Have you considered using a phaser to get rid of them?
Why is your reaction to anything murder? Stop this mindless violence.
But then Quark can have a sale on roasted geese all week.
People eat geese. It’s a fact.
They are my friends, don’t kill my friends. Kill me instead.
I’m just getting you back for when you where eating my tribbles.
I did not, go away you meanie
Of course you did. When Quark was serving them a while back. You loved eating the Tribbles.
Quark removed the fur before he cooked them obviously. You don’t serve a goose with is feathers still on, you pluck them.
I did not, you are mistaking me. I don’t go to Quark’s, it makes me want to drink.
HONK
*irritated grunt*
Not the geese AGAIN!!!!
What, they are here for Geesegiving.
There’s no such thing!!
Have you considered using a phaser to get rid of them?
Why is your reaction to anything murder? Stop this mindless violence.
You have to admit, it solves the problem. Also, I am a soldier and I know that humans eat geese occasionally. With so many humans on DS9, I assume some of them will end up in a pot anyway.
It’s the 24th century, many do not eat meat. Besides the geese are my friends, and if you kill them I will be sad.