Unfortunately, Pinky’s feelings were not returned. No matter how many love letters she’d not-so-anonymously write, the way she followed him around everywhere, or even that one time when she offered to pay for his college fun through money earned from selling off parts of her body, Pacman would not give her the satisfaction she desperately craved. Sometimes she wondered if she was coming off too strong, but then she remembered that she was dead and hardly cared. If anything were to happen it would already be illegal anyway.Â
But today was going to be different. You see, Pinky had a plan. A plan so foolproof, that not even the power dots that turn her blue and make her dizzy could ruin this for her. For one, she had disposed of all of those before school started, so there was nothing to worry about now except on getting Pacman alone. After secretly acquiring a copy of his schedule, she found he had a small break between 5th and 6th period. That was when she’d make her move.
Oh how sweet his soft yellow skin would taste on her light pink tongue. She shivered in anticipation as she impatiently waited for the next 3 classes to end.
The end of 5th period could not come fast enough. As the dismissal bell released the class off for 6th period, Pinky practically ran out of the room to begin her plan. If she knew Pacman at all -which she disturbingly did, almost too much- she figured he’d be in the library reading his favorite novel Captain Underpants.Â
As she quickly approached the double doors to the library, Pinky immediately spotted her favorite yellow sphere, and to her delight, he was doing exactly what she predicted. Glancing vainly in the reflection of the windows in a last attempt to appear her best, she glided into the library towards Table 5 where her soon-to-be lover awaited.
“Hey, Pacy-Whacy,” she cooed.
Pacman visibly cringed at the all too familiar voice of his stalker and forced himself to raise the corners of his mouth into a weak smile.Â
“H-hey, Pinky…what brings you here….?”
“Oh, nothing… Just the usual. Books and stuff.” She giggled and batted her eyelashes as Pacman sweated profusely.
“T-that’s great, Pinky. Well would you look at the time, haha, I should get going….” He began to rise up from his seat but was stopped when Pinky was suddenly closer. Too close. Uncomfortably close. Like. Really close. Closer than two Siamese twins shoved into the same locker.Â
“Pacman….” She whispered into his skin. “I…want you…”
Pacman gulped, unable to move or speak. What should he do? He can’t just run away… Mostly because if he did he’d lose a life and would have to start all over from the beginning. He only had one life left.Â
Suddenly his lips were caught by something sweet. It was Pinky. She was kissing him. Gross. Like all Pacman could think was how gross this was. He just wanted to read Captain Underpants and now suddenly some pink ghost chick was making out with him. Who does that? Gross people. That’s who.
“Pac…man…..,” she moaned into his mouth.  Her tongue was really slimey. It must be a ghost thing.
Before he knew what was happening, Pinky had pushed him down onto the table. The same table his Captain Underpants books were currently on. Goddammit. Maybe if he stretched really far he’d be able to pick one up and finish it while Pinky furiously violated him. But then again, he wouldn’t be able to concentrate with this annoying thing on top of him.
“Mmmnmm…you taste….just how I imagined…” Pinky whispered.
“Okay Pinky hold the FUCk up.” Pac fucking man yelled as he pushed her off of him. “ I am sick and tired of ur bullshit I am not going 2 have sex with u EVER so leave me alone godDAMN u fucking WHOre.” Witht hat, swagman picked up his comic books and left the library. Pinky was shocked and transferred schools. The other 3 ghosts were playing basketball together this whole time. They enjoy basketball.
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