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text|| Damian

Alexis: a little yeah? Converse and heels. Depending on the outfit

damian: i think you just answered your own question

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itscjanderson​:

CJ laughed as he stumbled back a step and shut the door behind Damian. “Yeah, man,” he replied, following Damian back into his house. “On the left,” he called out ahead to him and going into the kitchen with him. “You can raid the pantry,” CJ told him, motioning in the direction of the walk-in pantry of snacks. “Still wanna watch 3 Men?” he asked. 

Damian nodded, rifling through the pantry until he managed to find a couple snacks that looked appetizing, and turned towards CJ with a soft grin. “That’s why I came over, isn’t it? Unless you had a better idea in mind.” 

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joeyhqs​:

Joey took the pasta back from Damian, rolling his eyes at the other, before placing it on his lap and putting on his seatbelt as the other told him to. “First of all, you are not early, I’ve been standing there for a long time. I wouldn’t just stand out in the sun if I knew you were going to be late.” He said and rolled his eyes yet again, before looking over at Damian. “And second, I won’t go flying out of the car if you actually know how to drive, which it seems like you really don’t.”

“Sounds like a you problem.” Damian rolled his eyes as he turned up the radio and started the car, but not before flipping Joey off. “Did you bring your bathing suit? I don’t want to see your pasty ass jumping into my pool.” He pulled back out into the road, heading back towards his house while mocking Joey under his breath. “If you actually know how to drive- fuck off. I’m an awesome driver.”

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text|| Damian

Alexis: What’s wrong with my style?

damian: do you really want to know?

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"Hey.” Damian pushed past CJ and made his way inside, heading straight for what he hoped was the kitchen. “You guys got any Red Bull? Maybe some Oreos? I’m starving.”  @itscjanderson​

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Joey had no idea why he was about to hang out with Damian Clarington-Smythe. The two of you had really never gotten along, so it was a surprise for Joey when the other asked him to go over to his house. He was waiting outside of his house, scrolling down on his phone when he realized a car was approaching him, sighing when he saw that it was Damian. Making his way over to the car, Joey got in and looked over at the other. “What took you so long? I’ve been waiting outside for like, fifteen minutes, I could have died because of the sun or something.” He said, shaking his head before handing him the pasta he had asked for on the text. “Here’s your Alfred whatever, something.” He said with a shrug.

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Damian immediately handed the pasta back over to Joey, tossing a look his way as he did. “First, hold this, do not let it spill. Secondly, I’m nearly twenty minutes early, it’s not my fault you can’t tell time.” In reality, he was late, he’d made sure to come late just to annoy Joey. “And put your goddamn seat-belt on. I’m not about to watch you fly out the window and get blood on the interior of my car, I just had it detailed.” 

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@minicooper: we should do it, then!

@minicooper: what? you were in the movie? isn't it like super old?

@damiancs: no, like.... nvm

@damiancs: yeah, alright, i'll come over

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TEXT 💬 ( damian & joey. )

joey: it's not lame, i dont wanna kill anyone!!

joey: ugh fine, but you'll pick me up right?

joey: i'm probably going to regret this, right?

damian: yeah, yeah

damian: that's probably for the best

damian: duh

damian: just don't get my car dirty

damian: oh, 100%

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TEXT 💬 ( damian & joey. )

joey: stop that

joey: it was an accident

joey: i got distracted bc i saw a dog

joey: ugh what do u want?

joey: i already said i dont want to go shopping for u

damian: oh.

damian: lame.

damian: idk, i'll think of something

damian: i like the idea of you owing me one

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@minicooper: Y'all know 3 men and a baby is on Disney+? because i did not! movie night, anyone?

@damiancs: sounds like my ideal friday night

@damiancs: me and three men, i mean

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TEXT 💬 ( damian & joey. )

joey: what???

joey: too late, im not buying u anything else

joey: i have to walk to ur house, my dads wont let me take the car since i almost ran over my neighbor

joey: nothing, nothing

damian: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

damian: damn, you're a fucking savage

damian: trying to annihilate your neightbor

damian: what did he do you?

damian: i could come pick you up....

damian: if you'll do me a favor

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TEXT 💬 ( damian & joey. )

joey: glad we agree

joey: and never will, thank god for that

joey: i take it back, the pasta should be enough, and also me being there

joey: but you're more of a bitch than i am

damian: yeah, thank ms paris hilton herself

damian: wtf NO TAKEBACKS

damian: and what about it

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TEXT 💬 ( damian & joey. )

joey: PLSSSSSSS, i am not in love with u

joey: stopppp

joey: i didnt lose anything

joey: do u need anything else?

joey: no, you're the bitch

damian: kk

damian: because you never had me? exactly.

damian: yeah, i'll make you a list

damian: maybe so

damian: but you're one too

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what is a rival if not a crush ur mad about having

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@joeyhqs

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TEXT 💬 ( damian & joey. )

joey: why would i even have an account about u??

joey: i do!!! so rude of u

joey: on both, i don't want to do neither of those things

joey: okay, fine, i'll be there with your alfred thing

joey: bitch

damian: idk, because you're in love with me????

damian: color me shocked

damian: your loss

damian: thanks, baby

damian: bitch

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TEXT 💬 ( damian & joey. )

joey: i don't have an account about u

joey: yes, i do wanna bet lil bitch

joey: nah, i think i'll pass

joey: U REALLY DON'T ://

joey: idk, what time do u want me there? it's summer so i have nothing to do

damian: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

damian: do you even know how to make a bet?

damian: pass on saying it, or on feeling me up?

damian: idk probably lunch time

damian: bitch

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TEXT 💬 ( damian & joey. )

joey: I REALLY DON'T, I DON'T CARE THAT MUCH

joey: pls, like u could even hurt me... u could never

joey: i will punch u in the balls

joey: i'm not a bitch, u are!!!!!! hate u

damian: you sound defensive

damian: you wanna bet???

damian: just say you want to feel me up and go

damian: hate u too BITCH

damian: what time are you coming over