Some chaleigh from my last binge.
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Some chaleigh from my last binge.
Batlantern/Batfamily/GLC idea of mine but I think, when they get serious enough and talk about "meeting the family", Hal chooses to introduce to Bruce to the Lanterns of Earth (and some)
Because what is there of the Jordans are a graveyard kept cold by unsaid words and breathless farewells, and the other half had always preferred to keep out of "that" business (whether it's the gay part or the cape part, Hal's not sure, nor does he want to know)
Bruce takes this in stride. Despite knowing everyone Hal considered "family" already, he treats them as he would impressing them as much as he could, when he met them in Hal's small apartment for a family dinner.
John and Jo are just glad it's not worse (/j). Jessica and Simon are respectful, and know Bruce well enough to be confident. Kyle chooses to stfu because Batman doesn't know he's banging his son and he'd like to keep it that way (Bruce already knows). Guy is, well, Guy.
But none of them really have anything bad to say after the initial shock of learning that the poster children for office beef have gotten together. After all, Bruce is rich, good with kids, responsible, and most importantly of all, he makes Hal quiet - smiling, calm, and safe. That's all that matters
However
It has come to their attention that becoming the (un)official Mrs Wayne meant that Hal was now charged with the custody of 5 (?) stepchildren, who are all as mysterious and insane as their dad
The first to make an encounter with the Batfamily after Batlantern's publicity is Guy, for all the best and worse reasons
Who does he meet first?
Cassandra Wayne
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[gearing up in the Watchtower, Hal and Guy are going]
Guy being Guy: Damn you playing nanny for the big Bat now? thought you couldn't handle allat. good luck with his batshit crazy kids though!
Cass: 😠
Guy, jumping: Jesus- FUCK where did YOU come from!?
Hal: Cass. Batgirl. She's coming with us on this mission to learn about off-planet JL protocol. You got a problem with that?
Cass: 🫡
Guy: No but... damn, she's tiny. How old is she? She looks like she's just 6 apples tall,or whatever tf Kyle says these days. Is the Bats feeding her?
Cass: Seven
Guy: What?
Cass: My brothers say I'm 7 apples tall
Guy: Almost thought she couldn't speak there, what do you know.
Hal: Cass is selectively mute. Half trauma response, half preference. She's deaf on one ear so don't blast her there, will you?
Guy:
Guy, former special ed teacher, known to be more understanding with young heroes, new recruits, and anyone he determines to be a kid:
Guy: I would die for you, Cass
Cass: [reads his body language for a second]
Cass: Oh okay! 😊 Yay!! 😁 [unlatches from Hal and hooks her arm on Guy's]
Guy, tearing up: This is the greatest honor of my life 🥹
Hal: ...Bruce is gonna fucking kill us both
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[returning to the Batcave]
Bruce: Welcome back, what's- [takes a step back after seeing Cass perched on Guy Gardner's shoulders]
Cass, holding pretty space rocks, a large alien smoothie, and a shirt that says "I came to the Far Sector and all I got was this shirt": Dad, this big orange meanie is now my favorite uncle on Hal's side
Bruce: [gives Hal a look]
Hal, trying not to laugh/cry: It was this or Kilowog, and we can't exactly bring Kilowog to Cass' dance recitals, can we?
“Boromir apologist” he doesn’t have anything to apologize for????? He fell victim to evil ringTM like once. and then immediately redeemed himself. Guys come on.
despite everything, it’s still you (derogatory)
wait hey man wait whoah hey
love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"
it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity
Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine
short but sweet
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
Rocky's body is a machine that turns one (1) praise into 10,000,000,000 praises 💕💕💕
I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?
Don't become a housewife.
And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.
If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.
also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can
Every year he forgot
the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw
take care
so our friend who goes by Irregular Joe in robot wars circles has crafted The Luggage, who is "a 13.6kg sportsman featherweight"
just look at it go!!!!
sound on, by the gods
every hero starts somewhere!