The good lord does love a song that slaps

"See you in class... bitch" Dream Daddy blog of someone who would die for all of the dads, but especially Robert Small. I'm mostly here to deliver bad content on the daily and thirst after literally every character.

[damnienbloodmarch]

I’m still here to make memes

[sdeeys]

Robert Small

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can’t decide which version I like the most, so here’s all of them

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took the background from the game

[kazimo]

Dames and Mary looking fancy 🌹🌷💐✨

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[sophiamanioart]

“Boooooo, love is dead.” Robert Small, Bad Dad

[he-na]

この親子好き

[lucydoesart]

My first achievement in Dream Daddy was Bad Daddy :| Was going to continue with Robert cause he was one of my top to start with but the second “date” didn’t go well cause I appreciate undisturbed sleep so ended up with Craig instead ^^ What a cutie!!

Robert next >:D

Does this even count as Man Smut Monday…? I always go for smut and end up with cute fluff and dogs and babies instead…

Guess a man who can take care of a being is sexy to me cause I require a lot of upkeep and snacks

[undercover-witch]

me playing Dream Daddy remembering there are other characters around:

[renmantai]

Pretty sure drawing Mat in my clothes is like one of the worst decisions I’ve ever made

[tastefullyoffensive]

[flechetta]

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator (2017)

[sophiamanioart]

;) 

[chadquiet-deactivated20180503]

the quality content i assume ur all here for

[damnienbloodmarch]

[anneimator]

Dream teammm <3

[damnienbloodmarch]

for the fanfic trope version of fmk: robert, joseph, and damien

Send me 3 characters for slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers

Robert: Fake date fake date fake date. It starts off with an elaborate tale about how we met and then before we know it we’re way deep in this and there’s no turning back.

Joseph: Enemies to lovers, easily. I feel like he would be my equivalent of Dinkleberg from Fairly Odd Parents at first where every time I would see him I would get angry because he’s the stupid perfect preppy dude who lives next door and what if I’m not as good of a dad as he is. I would completely misread him being nice as him doing things passive-aggressively. Eventually I realize that it’s just me being paranoid and get over myself. I just realized I pretty much recounted Brian’s route but like, that’s how I’d be with Joseph. 

Damien: Slow burn. Probably due to the fact that I can’t pick up signals for shit. 

[wine-n-whiskey]

Mary do you go cryptic hunting with Robert? I hear it's a hoot.

“We don’t talk about that night…”

[zaidenchan]

This needed to be made into a visual. Im nutting bc i love joseph so much.

i also forgot that his arm was around your waist oops

[glumshoe]

We played the fanfiction trope version of “fuck marry kill” in which the options are “slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers” and it’s been like 30 hours and I’m STILL losing it over the concept of fake-dating Saruman the White.

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

put 3 characters in my inbox and I’ll tell you who I’d slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers with XD