hello boys

„Dean and I do share a more profound bond”

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Dean : *says something egoistical*

Villain : Dean Winchester, always has to be on top.

Castiel : *starts laughing in the corner of the room*

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Y/N : Here’s a fun idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person we’re caught underneath with, we have to FIGHT THEM

Sam : No babe, we are not doing that

Dean, nodding : Mistletoe

Sam : Dean, DON’T encourage her-

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Castiel : so there’s four of them and only one of me but I have my angelic mojo and imma make some enormous flames, let’s fry those bitches

Dean, calmly : No one is frying any bitches

[damnitdeanx]

Stranger : Hey, is that guy bothering you?

Cas, sighing, looking at Dean : Yeah, but he is my husband so I signed up for this.

[damnitdeanx]

Jack : *sneaks into house at 2am*

Dean : *turns in a swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Jack : I was with... uh... Castiel!

Castiel : *also turns in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Dean- I can’t stop the chair-

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Villain, on the phone : We have him.

Dean : Who?

Villain : We have your boyfriend. Castiel.

Dean : Oh.

Villain : ... oh?

Dean : Yeah, you don’t have him. He has you. Good luck [hangs up]