Mediator

Susannah Simon. 17. I talk to ghosts. And occasionally kick their ass.

[damnitsusannah]

'The Originals' sentence starters.

"And the award for biggest ego goes to..."

"Are you so eager to meet your end?"

"Can I eat him?"

"Darling, we have to stop meeting like this. This is how rumours begin."

"Did you have to do that?"

"Do this one favour for me and you need never fear anyone ever again."

"Do we have any more booze?"

"Don't make promises you can't keep."

"For all I care, you can crawl back to Hell."

"Hey! Earth to you."

"Hold your tongue or I'll tear it from your gapping mouth."

"How dare you command me?"

"How long are you going to hate me?"

"I can't share my secrets with you unless we trust each other."

"I despise voicemail."

"I don't really care about what you want. Let's talk about what I want."

"I like how your mind works."

"I swear to you, the day will come when I'm not so easily subdued, and on that day, I will make you suffer."

"I was protecting you."

"I will fight for my family until my last breath."

"I will not leave you behind."

"I will systematically destroy everything they hold dear."

"I'm going to kill every last one of them."

"If I had a dollar for every mess my family has gotten me into."

"If I want something, I'll take it, and nothing – nothing will stand in my way."

"If you ever betray me, I will make sure you spend the rest of your eternal life in exquisite agony wishing for a merciful death."

"If you knew even a fraction of who I am it would break you in two."

"Is it evil to take what one wants? To satisfy hunger even if doing so will cause another's suffering?"

"Is that what you want, to be normal?"

"It just seems like you need all the friends that you can get."

"It's a little early for day drinking."

"Kill a demon today, face a devil tomorrow."

"Let's go kill them all."

"My hatred for you runs so deep it's difficult to pinpoint its origin."

"Please feel free to choke on it."

"Poppycock! I would never bite you"

"So you're having weird retro sex dreams, get over it."

"Sudden moves make me jumpy, and homicidal."

"Ten minutes ago I was fully naked."

"That wasn't me."

"That's right, you don't have any friends."

"The longer the game, the more they suffer."

"The monster in me can only be checked by the monster in you."

"There is a special place in hell for your kind."

"There is something fundamentally wrong with you."

"There's no real peace in revenge."

"This house is like a freaking swamp sauna."

"What better way to punctuate a day of peace than by killing someone."

"What have you done?!"

"What kind of monster do you take me for?"

"What makes you think I'm afraid to die?"

"What the hell are you doing, you ruthless bitch?"

"What wine goes well with treachery?"

"What's worth dying for is not love?"

"When I go after someone, I don't miss."

"Why don't you just kill me and get it over with?"

"You are the architect of your own unhappiness."

"You deserved far better than this."

"You disgust me."

"You do know you're entirely demented, don't you?"

"You don't care about me!"

"You have a warrior's heart. Perhaps I'll keep it as a souvenir."

"You relinquished your right to touch me."

"You waited too long before you came to rescue me."

"You will not break me."

"You will pay for this."

"You're gonna wish you never laid eyes on me."

"You're nothing."

"You're so hot when you're angry."

"Your dad was a dick."

[acompletelife]

Megan Robinson

[griiftersparadiisearchive-deact]

"I know more about hospitals and doctors than I’d really like to," she said with a grin. She would never tell Molly to stop talking about them, though. She shifted the books in her arms with a quiet laugh. "I already am among them. May as well put myself in a position of power while I’m there, you know?" She shrugged. "There’s always an answer. Maybe not one accepted by the larger scientific community, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t one."

[damnitsusannah]

“Mm... not with what I’m used to dealing with. Sometimes I think it’s better to just accept that there isn’t a reason for things.” At least, when it came to the realm of ghosts and why they existed and why, more importantly, she could see them. Suze didn’t think psychology or science could accurately explain that. And frankly, she didn’t really want to be subject to them trying to. Giving a laugh as they came up on the parking lot, she added as an afterthought, “But,then, I’m studying religion, so I need a bit of disbelief and general acceptance.”

[damnitsusannah]

"Want to go stay the night at that haunted house?"

“I can tell you from my… expertise that the house is not haunted. But it is private property, and I have enough on my juvie record that adding needless trespassing is unnecessary damage.”

[griiftersparadiisearchive-deact]

“Your expertise? I don’t know what’s more interesting, that you know ghosts or that you have a juvie record long enough to do damage.”

[damnitsusannah]

“Everybody has talents. It’s not like I killed anyone or anything.”

[sodrippy]

meet-weird aus

“we catch the same bus home and i always fall asleep, but you always wake me up at my stop” 

“you come into my 24hr diner at the oddest times bc of your weird job but you keep forgetting that we talk because youre always sleep deprived”

“my neighbour keeps ordering weird shit but they dont want to face the mailperson’s judgement so they keep using my address instead”

“i run the night slot on campus radio and some jackass keeps calling in to insult my music taste and request high school musical songs instead”

“escaped to the laundry room to avoid hearing my room-mates having extremely loud sex only to find you’re here doing the same thing”

“sorry i knocked you out in that bar fight last night, but i brought you to the hospital and stuck around ‘til you woke up to apologize”

“you were trash talking my favourite character in the cinemas and obviously i need to show you the light, even if i have to buy you a burger to get you to listen”

“our mutual friend dropped out of this trip at the last minute, so hi i guess we’re spending the next two weeks together”

“you forgot to remove your snarky sticky note comments in this textbook and since i got kicked out of the library for laughing too loudly, im going to reply to each and every one”

“i lost my asshole friends in this club and im kinda drunk and youre kinda gorgeous, please help me”

“since there’s only one can of energy drink left in the store, which we both need to survive the disgustingly boring lecture we just discovered we both have, how about we share it”

[skjoldmoy]

               Vikings meme— sentence starters from the whole of season one, inspired by this. Send ▲ for a randomly-generated number (1-177) and a starter based on that corresponding sentence, or send one of the sentences for my muse’s response.

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Don’t be just everything she wants Be everything she needs When she says she loves you Tell her you love her too

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[damnitsusannah]

It kills me sometimes, how people die. Here’s a small fact. You are going to die. I can be amiable. Agreeable. Affable. And that’s only the A’s. You know how to roll a cigarette? It’s the best we could do. Schiller Strasse—- The road of yellow stars. If I beat you, I get to kiss you! One day, you’ll be dying to kiss me. Lets get this midnight class started. With a smile like that, you don’t need eyes. I’m begging you, could you please shut your mouth for just five minutes? Easy for you to say. You’re not the stupid one. You asshole! Can you spell asshole for me? They’ll come and take us away! If I ever ask you to keep a secret for me, will you do it? Do you want to run away together? I said shut up, you stupid Saukerl! The man with the identity card took longer than I thought. You’re an idiot, but you’re my kind of idiot. You can’t eat books, sweetheart. We might be criminals, but we’re not totally immoral. You will not hear me. I will not make a sound. His hair is like feathers. Tell me. What do you see when you dream like that? All my life, I’ve been scared of men standing over me. How about a kiss? He killed himself for wanting to live. I am constantly overestimating and underestimating the human race - that rarely do I ever simply estimate it. Death waits for no man - and if he does, he doesn’t usually wait for very long I think I’m going to Hell. Is this today’s weather report? Somehow you do something like walk down the basement steps with a snowman in your hands. They got me a few months ago. You told him about me? One opportunity leads directly to another, just as risk leads to more risk, life to more life, and death to more death. Shall we use the door or the window? The only thing worse then a boy you hate is a boy you love, hm? I have hated the words, and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right. It’s just shock, you’re going to be fine. God damn it, wake up, I love you! Don’t you know I love you, wake up, wake up! They’re not moving. God damn it, you were so beautiful Mama. No one can play like you. May I ask who is calling on her? Even death has a heart. My heart is so tired. Did you read it? Could you understand it?

[achrxmxtic]

      “If you think that highly of yourself…”

[damnitsusannah]

“Is there a problem with having confidence?”

[demineil]

here have some AUs as if there aren't enough on your dash already

"i came to the gym to work out but holy god i can’t stop watching you do one armed push ups that’s so hot" au

"this is totally awkward considering before this the only interactions we’ve ever had have been casual nods to each other in the hallway but there’s a huge fucking spider in my bath tub and you seem like the friendly neighbor type please help me” au

"you’re the only delivery person who gets to my house in any semblance of the word fast which is why i keep requesting you but you don’t believe me and tease me constantly about it" au

"okay i get it you’re a great thief and don’t want to go to jail but i’m the exhausted af detective that’s assigned to catch you i stg if you let me bring you in so i can sleep i’ll get you a good deal” au

"okay i get that there are no seats left in this cafe but like i am trying to read here no you cannot have this chair my feet are using it thank you very much please get out of my face now" au

"my parents moved me halfway across the world when we were twelve and before that we were best friends but now i’m back and moving in across the hall from you so hi?" au

"i’ve been travelling a lot and somehow you’re in every single city i go to seriously what the fuck who even are you how are you doing this" au

"we’ve been nothing but friends for our whole lives but then we played seven minutes in heaven on a dare and now i think i might actually be in love with you" au

"ngl i thought you were the weak one of this friend group but your whole life just went to complete shit around you and somehow you’re still acting the same so if you want to be weak you can be around me" au

"my guitarist quit the night before the gig that could mean the big break for a band that i have put my soul into and supposedly you’re really good but i swear to god if you screw this up for me i will hunt you down and slit your throat" au

"it seems we’re the only two people in this class that actually know what the fuck is going on want to team up for this project and ruin everybody’s lives" au

"we started arguing about which hogwarts house this one character would be in and we completely lost track of time and now you’re demanding i take you out to dinner is this a date" au

"i’m the private investigator that was hired by your ex to track you down and you totally caught me sitting outside your apartment in a rental car so hi what up" au

"i came to check out this support group but things have kind of been majorly sucking lately and you were there and i didn’t even know anything was wrong but we’ve known each other for months what gives" au

"i’m the lawyer helping you get custody of your daughter and oops you’re all kinds of adorable with her and also i think she’s growing attached to me is this good or bad" au

"i meant to text the contact one above you in my phone’s contact list for a booty call but i didn’t realize i hit your name until i sent it so now i’m just sitting here feeling those little three dots hardcore judging me" au

"we started dating after months of sexual tension between us but then you moved across the country so now we’re trying to figure out how to make this brand new relationship work long distance" au

"so not to be rude or anything but i’ve been coming to this cemetery at this time on this day every week for fucking years and i’ve always been alone up until now seriously what the hell" au

"it’s the middle of the night and i’m walking home alone in the dark and there’s this guy following me and he’s starting to gain on me and i found this phone booth with a lock on the door and i tried to call my best friend but my hands were shaking so badly i accidentally dialed the wrong number and i don’t even know you but help me" au

[yeeeaaaahhh]

[damnitsusannah]

"Get out of the way!"

“There is such a thing as please. I know it’s hard to use manners these days but you could at least try.”

[damnitsusannah]

--- hello dearies~ i would just like to remind everyone that i have opens here and memes here for those interested~

[damnitsusannah]

"Want to go stay the night at that haunted house?"

“I can tell you from my... expertise that the house is not haunted. But it is private property, and I have enough on my juvie record that adding needless trespassing is unnecessary damage.”

[fakedpersona]

damnitsusannah

       ‘I don’t think I captured the eyes right.’

[damnitsusannah]

“---Does it matter..?”

[jaifkncourtney]

Muse A and Muse B were always together as children, surprising no one when their friendship bloomed into romance. Two people destined to be together forever until tragedy took Muse A too soon. For years, Muse B tries to move forward, slowly coming to terms with Muse A's death. And after four years, they think they’re finally making progress, until they see Muse A standing outside in the darkness, looking in at them. Muse B thinks they’re seeing things again, falling back into sadness, until there is a knock on the door and Muse A is standing there in front of them, very much real and very much back from the dead. Looking the same as they did four years ago, Muse A has no idea what happened. 

They both have to come to terms with this development. Muse A trying to figure out how they’ve come back and why, as well as what they are now. Undead? Resurrected? A Ghost? And Muse B is living in fear that this is still another trick of the mind and with a blink their love will be nothing but a distant memory again.