Certified History Freak

Sideblog for history and historical musicals too freaky for main

[damnyoujonny]

Sure, the mailman won the lottery…

[damnyoujonny]

I’m realizing that this July 4th will be one year since I wrote my July 4th assassins fic and I… don’t… I don’t know how I should feel about that.

[obliviousmelon]

why are like all of the presidential assassins hot lol [ghost of guiteau starts physically materializing behind me] i mean why are 3/4ths of the presidential assassins

[cable-knit-jumper]

it was only a matter of time before i ended up making art for this show

[iseecuassea]

Doodles

[heatherphim]

done before but this format is perennial

[damnyoujonny]

It’s officially been one year since I started assassinsposting, so here’s a redraw of my first post!

I just want to say, thank you so much to all the people I’ve met in the past year through assassins. Y’all are awesome and you all have brightened my life. Love love love you guys, never change!

[heatherphim]

in 1990 they just made the best song and weve been doing bullshit ever since

[damnyoujonny]

in line straight up “shooting it” and by it? Haha well… let’s just say.. president William McKinley

[real-odark]

sketch was lowkey before and before . Oops

[damnyoujonny]

The Same Coin

[sunnifer]

i ❤️ that 1990s broadway musical about the deep set systemic issues and prejudices in america & deconstruction of the american dream which is at least partially set in the pre-great war 20th century and features real historical figures with a score inspired by american popular music of the time. you know the one.

[sunnifer]

with the guy who does all the plinky plunky piano. does that narrow it down at all

[andrewjacksonupdates]

Have you at all heard of @jfk-update? He's similar to you except he doesn't do asks.

Omg I havent...we're blood brothers

[jfk-update]

Still dead

[andrewjacksonupdates]

Absolutely incredible

[freakyolivelady]

computa shoot me in the head

[damnyoujonny]

[sunnifer]

got this message out of context from a friend. she was referring to the table she was on but i must say i thought i was receiving a divine order

[sunnifer]

boston corbett tumblr simulator now that i think about it

[damnyoujonny]

My friend is making a mistake in letting add shit to their island

[damnyoujonny]

if I was Richard Lawrence i wouldn’t have missed

[damnyoujonny]

Sorry, I should have clarified. I wouldn’t have missed because I would have brought a third gun