Jazz

little creature, little creator

it's hard to read the old glyphs sometimes and we all get confused with declensions and suffixes, except Ravi

but I like little creatures - I married one

and now I have all of these sparklings-- I would not want to live in a place without odd noises and messes I don't think I made

that would be lonely

He can not help this.

Sparkthief: needs to come down out of vent and get creacher cuddles.

But this is his den!

Mayhaps this creachur requires some delicious bait; he is HIDING and his field is alight with mischievous joy.

"I have made a special dessert for after our dinner with Remix tonight. There are two large spoons with batter on them, and Catfish might lick both of them if you do not make haste."

Will that tempt my hungry creachur, I wonder?

Attention. Excitement.

Wiggle. Wiggle.

POUNCE!

Sparkthief pops out of the vent to LEAP for MamaWave.

"Treat spoon!!"

Soundwave catches him, gives him a big kiss on the cheek, and presents him with the spoon. "I love you," he says, cuddling the bitlet.

Sparkthief cuddles in, chirping happily, grabbing for the spoon in one small hand. "Love, too! Treat and you!" He enthuses, then giggles when it rhymes.

"All my bitties get treats. Even if they have been naughty and have to repair broken feelings or replace broken possessions. I will always love you, no matter what you do; I just want you all to be kind," Soundwave says firmly.

Sparkthief looks at him, solemnly, then pats at MamaWave's faceplates. "... Love you. Listen good." He promises. "Not only listen for treat."

little creature, little creator

it's hard to read the old glyphs sometimes and we all get confused with declensions and suffixes, except Ravi

but I like little creatures - I married one

and now I have all of these sparklings-- I would not want to live in a place without odd noises and messes I don't think I made

that would be lonely

He can not help this.

Sparkthief: needs to come down out of vent and get creacher cuddles.

But this is his den!

Mayhaps this creachur requires some delicious bait; he is HIDING and his field is alight with mischievous joy.

"I have made a special dessert for after our dinner with Remix tonight. There are two large spoons with batter on them, and Catfish might lick both of them if you do not make haste."

Will that tempt my hungry creachur, I wonder?

Attention. Excitement.

Wiggle. Wiggle.

POUNCE!

Sparkthief pops out of the vent to LEAP for MamaWave.

"Treat spoon!!"

Soundwave catches him, gives him a big kiss on the cheek, and presents him with the spoon. "I love you," he says, cuddling the bitlet.

Sparkthief cuddles in, chirping happily, grabbing for the spoon in one small hand. "Love, too! Treat and you!" He enthuses, then giggles when it rhymes.

little creature, little creator

it's hard to read the old glyphs sometimes and we all get confused with declensions and suffixes, except Ravi

but I like little creatures - I married one

and now I have all of these sparklings-- I would not want to live in a place without odd noises and messes I don't think I made

that would be lonely

He can not help this.

Sparkthief: needs to come down out of vent and get creacher cuddles.

But this is his den!

Mayhaps this creachur requires some delicious bait; he is HIDING and his field is alight with mischievous joy.

"I have made a special dessert for after our dinner with Remix tonight. There are two large spoons with batter on them, and Catfish might lick both of them if you do not make haste."

Will that tempt my hungry creachur, I wonder?

Attention. Excitement.

Wiggle. Wiggle.

POUNCE!

Sparkthief pops out of the vent to LEAP for MamaWave.

"Treat spoon!!"

little creature, little creator

it's hard to read the old glyphs sometimes and we all get confused with declensions and suffixes, except Ravi

but I like little creatures - I married one

and now I have all of these sparklings-- I would not want to live in a place without odd noises and messes I don't think I made

that would be lonely

He can not help this.

Sparkthief: needs to come down out of vent and get creacher cuddles.

But this is his den!

Mayhaps this creachur requires some delicious bait; he is HIDING and his field is alight with mischievous joy.

#500 posts #tumblr milestone

500 posts!

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🐝 * ― 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ( random assortment of sentences that can but don’t have to be used for muses meeting each other for the first time. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )

❛ i know we only just met but i already feel like i’ve known you my whole life. ❜ ❛ umm, is this seat taken ? ❜ ❛ don’t be alarmed now but there’s someone following you. pretend you know me and come with me. i’ll get you somewhere safe. ❜ ❛ my friends ditched me here and now i could really use a ride home. ❜ ❛ i don’t think we’ve met yet but you looked like you needed someone to talk to. ❜ ❛ can you please pretend to be my boyfriend / girlfriend for a moment so my ex will leave me alone ? ❜ ❛ are you always this straightforward with strangers ? ❜ ❛ here, i noticed you lost this earlier. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, i must’ve mistaken you for somebody else. ❜ ❛ so, what brings you here today ? ❜ ❛ hi, my name is [name]. it’s nice meeting you. ❜ ❛ you’re cute. how about i buy you a drink ? ❜ ❛ can’t you watch where you are going ?! ❜ ❛ i just moved into the apartment next to you, so i guess we’re gonna be neighbors now. ❜ ❛ oh god, you’re [name], aren’t you ? ❜ ❛ here, let me help you. ❜ ❛ is there a reasons you’re here on your own ? ❜ ❛ apparently we’re going to be working on this together now. ❜ ❛ you look like you could use a hand with that. ❜ ❛ what do people around here do to have some fun ? ❜ ❛ looks like this will take a while, huh ? ❜ ❛ oh god. please tell me you haven’t just heard me talk to myself. ❜ ❛ excuse me, i think i’m lost. ❜ ❛ i just wanted to say that i really like your outfit. ❜ ❛ do you come here often ? ❜ ❛ do you mind if i join you for a bit ? ❜ ❛ you looked lonely so i got you a drink. ❜ ❛ i don’t think we’ve met, i’m [name]. ❜ ❛ what the hell just happened there ? ❜ ❛ have you seen this anywhere ? i must’ve lost it. ❜ ❛ can i please use your phone ? i have to call someone to get me out of here. ❜ ❛ seems like we’re gonna be spending a lot of time together. ❜ ❛ come with me, and don’t ask any questions. it’s urgent. ❜ ❛ i heard strange noises coming from your apartment and just wanted to make sure everything is alright. ❜ ❛ i have a spare ticket, you wanna come in with me ? ❜ ❛ you don’t know me but will you be my date for tonight ? ❜ ❛ we’ve got some time to kill so why don’t you tell me a little about yourself ? ❜ ❛ i don’t usually just walk up to strangers but my friends set me up to it. ❜ ❛ i think our orders may have gotten mixed up. ❜ ❛ do i have something on my face or why do you keep looking at me like that ? ❜

#rp memes #ask memes #Jazz | dancerhythm

Only you can prevent

Fungus.

#crack #dashcom

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#starter call #open to mutuals #Jazz | dancerhythm #Impresario | dancerhythm

Permanent Starter Call

Mutuals, like for an interaction with Jazz!

Alternately, reply for an interaction with Impresario (god!Jazz verse/ deity of Misdirection)

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PROMPTS FOR THINGS FRIENDS SAY TO EACH OTHER * assorted dialogue for a multitude of friendly and platonic conversations and situations ranging from soft to dramatic, adjust as necessary

of course i love you. you're my best friend.

i really couldn't do this without you.

did you just call me your best friend?

that's what friends are for.

if you know me so well, what's my favorite color?

remember when they mistook us for siblings?

you're the only person i've ever trusted.

i know i can count on you for anything.

do you approve of them?

there's nothing i wouldn't do for you.

if something was wrong, i would tell you.

i can tell when you're lying.

okay, now tell me the truth this time.

i'm not leaving you behind.

i don't know what i'd do if i lost you.

let's not fight like that again.

i always knew you would accomplish amazing things.

that wasn't fair of me to say to you.

i'm sorry i upset you.

i know everything about you.

maybe we should go someplace fun.

will you be in my wedding?

we've been friends for years. you think i didn't know?

i figured you'd tell me when you were ready.

you called me your best friend.

if it matters that much to you, we'll do it.

i just want you to be happy above all else.

you deserve a whole lot better, you know.

i wish you could see yourself the way i see you.

you've always been there for me, no matter what.

i'd risk my life to save you.

we need a girls trip.

i know you better than you know yourself.

you don't think i can tell when you're lying?

you can't get anything past me.

as your best friend, i have to step in.

that's wrong, and you know it.

i love you, but not in that way.

we need to get out of here. just us.

you mean the world to me.

you deserve better than the way they treat you.

i think i have a right to express my honest opinion when it comes to my best friend.

the only way we survive this is if we work together.

you trust me, don't you?

we could sit for hours in silence, and i'd still love the time we spent together because it was with you.

i can tell you anything, and you won't judge me.

maybe we should take a trip together, just us.

i'm so happy for you and the life you've created.

you know me so well.

one day we'll end up in rocking chairs on a porch together, complaining about everything.

you're like a sister to me.

you're like a brother to me.

you're practically family at this point.

if you asked me to help you hide a body, i would.

no one messes with my best friend.

excuse me, but i'm your best friend. i think i have a right to know.

i've known you all my life.

i hate it when we fight.

#tacticturn #Jazz | dancerhythm

@tacticturn mentioned you on a post “"Every damned day it's something new in this...”:

@dancerhythm "I'M A Decepticon which means by that logic these are both /my/ problem. I need a cigarette. And a bottle of engex..."

"I mean. Would ya really accept a bottle of engex from lil' me?" Jazz quips. "Or would you rather it come from Rico?"

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send 🖤 and my character will answer about yours.

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them: