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crazypompadour-deactivated20140

beehive { 01 }

Josuke wakes up in a strange room. He didn’t know how he got here, and he was honestly considering this was some weird dream or some crazy prank. He was sitting on a weird chair and there was a huge television in front of him. He was about to get up and leave, but then something happens— the television turns itself on and shows a weird scientist, that begins explaining everything to the Stand user.

A ‘social experiment’ or some crazy thing like that. This looked suspicious, but for some reason this all seemed the truth— everything was way too real to be some sort of dream. The male was now in some weird universe, and it seemed like there was no way out. It was way too much for him to process, but he shook his head and moved towards the door and opened it, just to see…

The city in question. Huge skyscrapers and people running left and right— this was a gigantic city; like Tokyo or New York… this was starting to get a little creepy. He looks at his left to see a weird housing board. So they were going to live in this city after all… he goes towards it and finds his name in a flash. Apartment ‘S-3’… Now where was that, he wondered.

He sees someone just walking past him— maybe they could help him find this apartment? He follows them for a while and says a small hey to catch their attention for a little bit.

"Excuse me, sorry for bothering you— but could you help me find apartment S-3?"

dandymancandy

Hive City was way too small for Dandy.

He was used to the vast openness of space, used to being able to warp to another galaxy whenever he damn well pleased but here? It was either one sector or another, one district or another, and he was incredibly bored. Without a job, without BooBies to explore, without aliens to hunt and without a Betelgeusian and a robot to bother, Dandy had nothing to do.

He'd resigned himself to just walking around the city every now and then, taking in the so-called sights. Hands stuck in his pockets and a lollipop sticking out of his mouth, he sighed as he tried to find somewhere to eat. He still had some woolongs left, especially since he'd never found that BooBies.

"Man, what a disappointment. This is bullshit."

"I want to go home...well back to the Aloha Oe."

Dandy kicked the ground as he thought outloud, still undecided on where he wanted to go eat. Right as he finally find a place, he hears a voice from behind him and turns around with an annoyed expression which quickly fades when he sees the kid's signature hairstyle. How fashionable.

"S-3? Nah man, I got no clue. Bet it's in Sector 3 though, that's the ghetto."

"Nice hair."

#crazypompadour #helllooooo!#i used to be citta's old josuke LOL #couldnt pass up the opportunity for p o m p s q u a d

literarykind-deactivated2014071

the man’s response prompts you to remove the item from your head and roll it between your fingers for a second. he has a point. this shade of orange really isn’t the type suited to grace your head. it’s like he knows you already. rather interesting to note. you can’t help but wonder if the rest of your lavender-tinted outfit gives too much away. perhaps you ought to start rocking a mean green or a royal blue, though you might feel out of some loyalty to your fellow peers that it would only be in poor taste that you dare do such a thing.

ROSE: I doubt truer words have ever been spoken.

compliments for a pretty girl, hm? charming to say the least. you are clearly some object of interest as of right now since you not only seized his attention with a rather mundane question but are now the subject of his gaze. since there is not nearly anything quite like the present you gesture to a shelf far out of your reach. though you are blessed with levitation, and the irony that would be presented if you were to simply fly up and take it would have been immaculate, you decide it is best to keep two mary janes upon the ground for now.

ROSE: Would you perhaps be kind enough to reach up and pass me such a colored hat from up there?

ROSE: I might be many things but it’s apparent that I am not in the possession of much height, or at least as much of it as you.

dandymancandy

If QT was here, he'd definitely be giving him shit for talking to such a young girl. If Meow was here, he'd definitely be calling him a pervert. He didn't have any intentions like that, really! But with the way he tended to act, seeing him being more civil was actually rare. So he guessed he couldn't blame them if they reacted that way...but they were still assholes.

What a waste of his time though, really. Standing around in some weird old costume shop getting hats for some teenage girl. But hey, ladies liked this sort of thing, right? It showed that he was soft, or sweet or something. Maybe it'd end up working out in his favor.

He nodded at the girl, his pomp bouncing ever so slightly as he did, and then he reached up to grab the purple wizard hat from the shelf. For her, it would've been a big challenge, but for him? It was nothing. Rather than handing it to her however, he simply shoved it onto her head, and over her face, then let our a rather raucous laugh.

"Hahahaaaa! Lookit you!"

"It really does suit you!"

#literarykind #huehuehue thank you #haha sike dandy's a dick

thedistrictescort

“Well, your hair has a nice shape.”

{ Even so, there was obviously a ‘but’ hanging in the air. The fact of the matter was that she could not find anything particularly thrilling about his attire. It was somewhat plain and not necessarily worth praising at all. Of course, that was just her opinion. The opinion of someone who knew how to keep up with trends, but to each his or her own. True beauty was in the eye of the beholder, was it not? }

dandymancandy

"'Course it's got a nice shape! You know how much time I spend on this thing daily?"

"...well actually it ain't a lot, after some practice you just kinda get the hang of it, y'know?"

Dandy was far too oblivious to catch onto that obvious 'but' in the air. He heard a compliment and he was going to take it and ride it, as if it were a sick wave in the ocean. Even if she commented on the simplicity of his outfit, he'd just throw back that simplicity was the point! You didn't need fancy details or over-the-top accessories to be stylish.

At least, that was his opinion.

#thedistrictescort #i feel bad insulting effie cause she's perf

thedistrictescort

“What in the world is this place and why is there such a lack of fashion?”

{ Needless to say, the woman was not content with her current whereabouts. Then again, it was to be expected as traveling here was most definitely not her decision. In fact, the journey was one that she was unable to recall. That could only mean that she had been kidnapped. Yes, her fashion sense was the cream of the crop, but that was no reason for anyone to want to take her anywhere. What was she supposed to do now? }

dandymancandy

"Clearly, you're not lookin' hard enough, baby."

Dandy clicked his tongue as he whipped a comb out from his pocket, and ran it swiftly over the edge of his pomp. The woman before him looked...in his opinion, ridiculous. He didn't really know how a woman dressed like that thought herself fit to say anyone was unfashionable, but whatever. If she could notice of his great sense of fashion, then he'd be satisfied.

#thedistrictescort

iamthesindarinkingofmirkwood-de

For every “♡” I get I’ll give a tip on how to win my muse’s heart.

plegixn-deactivated20200416

ay can i hit that B)

"What? You disgusting low life. How dare you."

dandymancandy

"Let me know when you wanna be with a real man, baby."

#plegiandarkmage #HUEHEUHEUE

"Feed me."

#aka reply to my mini pls im too lazy to write a big op rn

literarykind-deactivated2014071

you’re in the mood for a pick-me-up.

although it is incredibly rare for your demeanor to paint you as anything but the gracious master of linguistics and learner of anything advancing the regular frames the human minds of before have been able to withstand, it happens. hashtag deal with it, as your brother might add, should he feel that way inclined. with all the goings on this place might be busy offering upon silver platters for your mind to analyze, there is but one thing you wish to do.

you take the wizard’s hat and you place it upon your head.

this is, indeed, a rather silly thing to do. especially since you are so incredibly busy and now is definitely not the time to be brandishing tall, pointy cosplay hats in a costume store.

ROSE: How do I look?

dandymancandy

This city was huge, but it sure was boring. All these fancy stores were nothing the likes of which Dandy was interested in, and to top it off, even if he was interested, it wasn't like he had that much money. He'd found 100 woolongs in his pocket upon arrival to the city, and he was saving it for the one thing that mattered.

BooBies.

There had to be one here! There were branches of it everywhere! Wherever in the galaxy this was, there was bound to be a BooBies. And It'd just be another one to cross off Dandy's list. But first...a costume shop? Dandy couldn't think of the last time he'd been in a place like this, but why not?

After a few minutes of looking around, a girl's voice called out to him, and he found himself face to face with a cute girl in a wizard's hat. Dang, she looked stupid. But she was a girl so it was cute, and she looked like one of those booktypes. Too bad she was way too young for him. Dandy donned a smile and crossed his arms as he leaned back, as if to get a better look.