DankestBanana

You're all gross.

[nintendump-him]

Dudes with facial hair got me fucked up.

[dankbanana-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fluffaykitties]

[staggeringangels]

So I found this gem

[nintendump-him]

DO YOU NEED A RIDE TO CLASS TOMORROW OR.. SINCE YOUR KIK IS APPARENTLY DEAD.

t om orrow is saturday darling child. 

[dankbanana-blog]

o h by gosh b y gollyyyyyyy. h a ha HAHA. OOPS. WOOPSIES. HAHA WOOPSIE DAISY. GREAT CONVERSATION SEE YOU MONDAY.

[dankbanana-blog]

Avoid all fuckboys 2k15

[nintendump-him]

I told my friend I was craving coffee, and I came back to this.. and I just..

please I thought this meme was dying

[highway-2-hella]

Credit to me. I made this.

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

[franksinatra420-remade-blog]

BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

[lonelyhumanoid]

destroy the “german is a scary language” stereotype 2k15

[asdfdsdghkjh-deactivated2020050]

it’s actually a really cute language and kinda funny sometimes like guinea pig in german literally means “little sea pig” and turtle means “armor toad” and then instead of saying what’s your name they ask you “how are you called”

[quasigeostrophy]

And “How much clock is it?”

[dankbanana-blog]

Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, etc: *only deconstructs very small things relating to their lives n how they are interpreted. Uses a few buzzwords. Doesnt really do much of anything radical unless they can benefit from it and/or capitalize off it*

White feminists: look at this revolutionary feminism!!! Look at how she's risen :')

Nicki minaj: *deconstructs a whole system of racism and sexism. Speaks out about domestic abuse. Tries to support strugglin girls trynna survive. Shows effort to unlearn cissexism. Very frequently challenges the male gaze while still embracing her sexuality*

White feminists: ok but was that really necessary.. Something about this doesnt sit right with me.. Lets not jump to calling anyone a feminist.. She objectifies herself.. *emits literal dookie from mouth*

[urie]

[safeguards]

fucking pORK

[5thdivinebeast]

Calm ur tit Just one tit Leave the other one crazy and out of control That ur party tit

[zanareid-deactivated20141101]

[nemui23]

I’m fuCkING SCREAMING

[the-lady-ghost-writer]

today is the day to repost this.

[4gifs]

[asvpfrenchie-deactivated2022112]

disrespectful

[blackdenimjeans]

I would have retired after that

[thatwetshirt]

[pleathe-deactivated20140814]

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

but really

[toothpast]

And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

[nintendump-him]

That anon pissed me off so here’s me and my “receding hairline” looking cute af thank you.

[highway-2-hella]

GUYS LOOK AT MY BEST FRIEND ISN’T SHE CUTE. HER HAIRLINE IS GREAT. SHE’S GREAT. SO GREAT. SHE’S FLAWLESS I LOVE HER.

[nintendump-him]

I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS BABY. ♥ THANK U ROSIEPOSIE PUDDIN’ PIE. 

[dankbanana-blog]

LOOK AT THIS CUTE GORL SHE'S AMAZING.

[dankbanana-blog]

You're so gross.