Chickendog

Taped before a live studio audience at Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando, FL.

[danmia]

I saw Jesus today.

[danmia]

#momoneymoproblems #moneybath #chihuahua

[justintime4theweeknd]

[danmia]

Sales to date: 3 idiots #boymeetsworld #itaintnoFamilyMatters #notadeal (at Best Buy)

[danmia]

Winner: best idea for anything ever #bretmichaels #groupies #doggysluts #doghalloweencostume

[theworstroom]

Bedford Stuyvesant, Brooklyn. $1300.00

"Garden Level"

"with Modern Kitchen"

[danmia]

"Great sex slave keeping potential"

[sirheisenberg]

[danmia]

Soooo, boy band duck tape is a thing now, huh? Looks like kidnapping kids just got a whole lot funner!!! #onedirection (at Target)

[danmia]

I wouldn't expect this out of The state where #MLK was shot. Do you think they realize rainbows have been claimed by the #LGBT community since the 70's?

[thugkitchen-deactivated20181113]

GARBANZO BEANS. CHICKPEAS. WHATEVERTHEFUCK YOU WANT TO CALL THEM. These tiny bastards are filled to the brim with protein, fiber, iron, folate, B-6, magnesium, and all kinds of other boss nutritious shit that your body needs on the daily. If you’re short on time or feeling lazy you can buy them already cooked in a can. They’re less than a fucking dollar. Try them as a sandwich filling, blended up to make hummus, or roasted and wrapped into a burrito. I mean shit, you can use this recipe as a dip or toss it on top of salad. Chickpeas are versatile as fuck.

CHICKPEA PESTO SANDWICH

Pesto:

1 ¼ cup torn, packed basil leaves

1/3 cup slivered or sliced almonds

2 tablespoons olive oil

2 tablespoons water

1 tablespoon lemon juice

½ teaspoon lemon zest

½ teaspoon salt

2-3 cloves of garlic, chopped

  1 ½ cups cooked chickpeas (or one 15 ounce can)

1 carrot

Put all the ingredients for the pesto in a food processor and blend until smooth-ish. No food processor? Chill the fuck out. Just put the almonds in a plastic bag and smash them until they are tiny and chop the rest of that shit up super small too. Mix all of it together with a fork until it looks like a paste.

Mash up the chickpeas in a medium bowl so that they kind of look like a paste but some chunks of bean are all good. Grate the carrot into the bowl and mix that shit together with the chickpea paste. Add about a ⅓ cup of the pesto and stir until everything is coated then taste. Maybe you like more pesto than me, I don’t fucking know. Add some more until your ass is happy with it. Grab some of your favorite sammie ingredients and add SANDWICH ARTIST to your fucking resume.

Makes 3 legit sandwiches

[danmia]

Love you TK!

[danmia]

WHO WORE IT BETTER? Kim Kardashian or Baby Huey? (Diapers and Duck Lips are HOT right now people!!!)

[the-snorlax-cave]

LUIGI OUT

[danmia]

That's bullshit. Toad could kick Luigi's ass any day of the week!!!

[danmia]

It's a hermaphrodite!

[thrashmetalpunk]

[danmia]

Fuck

[cuntamination]

[danmia]

Best

[fenderlust]

[tyleroakley]

A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.

Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner. The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

THE CUTENESS IS OVERWHELMING.

[danmia]

This will melt you, and if it doesn't, you're just dumb.

[dont-jaehwan-me-baby]

every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them

i do