Piss mcgee

goes by purple, she/they, use tag #my art for my art

[jessticia]

Something dumb

[crucifornicate]

FURRY BLAST

[pointnclick]

my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon

[tulinokkaelain]

I think about this little moment all the time 🥺🥺🥺

Again a dim boyhood memory returned to me, of seeing the crucifix in our church at home in the Auvergne and being awestruck by the sight of the painted blood running from the nails. I must have been very small.

I was bedding village girls in the back of that church by the time I was fifteen—something of a prodigy for the times, but then the lord's son was supposed to be a perfect billygoat in our village. Everyone expected it. And my brothers, such a conservative bunch, they had more or less disappointed the local mythology by always behaving themselves. It's a wonder that the crops hadn't suffered from their paltry virtue. I smiled. I had certainly made up for it.

But when I had looked at the crucifix I must have been six or seven at most. And I had said, What a horrible way to die! I had blurted it out, and my mother had laughed and laughed. My father had been so humiliated!

[keibay]

Dungeon Master Marcille... [ref]

[commissions]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this dumbass fake tweet screenshot from reddit had me in hysterics earlier for some reason

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022—) Armand: They were all in love with him. He had that effect on everyone.

(armand likes them mean)

[jessticia]

Say cheese!!

[nem23]

[3000s]

[prideofixia]

dont laugh dont laugh its not funny

[detectiveneve]

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

[tadfools]

[noelle-ism]

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[pissbataille]

Nicolas: Art as sin, pleasure, Dionysian excess. Lestat articulating a humanist, almost sacred view of art, detached from God but deeply ethical.

[fighto-art]

Had a crying session working on Nickistat for the Six of Swords card

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