How Sue C's It

@daringsuesylvester

Attention, Geekdom. You have stumbled upon the personal page of one Sue Sylvester, former international cheerleading celebrity, and currently Manhattan's best Pilates & Aerobics instructor, according to American Fitness Magazine, Elle Magazine, and a bunch of other magazines and blogs I can't be bothered to actually read. I am not on this website to write about my feelings or reblog hipster edits and review Doctor Who. I am expecting to receive as much attention as I deserve, and truth-or-dares with that. Dare me if you dare.

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OOC:

Since quite a few people are still following me, including people outside the RPG, I thought I'd make a "closure" post.

This is the last thing I will post on this account, which I'm gonna keep as I've had some great times in this RPG, and I'd hate to lose all of my convos and paras and whatnot.

I am absolutely devastated that I had to leave, and drop a character I've spent months working on, but this whole experience was slowly and surely being completely spoiled by some people's toxic influence.

This was clearly getting unsustainable, and I personally cannot cling onto something that is now making me feel a thousand times worse than I'd be otherwise. It's a pity, because I regarded all of my RP partners as friends at some point, and I still think of most of you as such, too.

I'll miss most of y'all, and I'll miss Sue.

-Laurie

#ooc #let me just be a ''mean mean girl'' one more time because I ''fucking suck''

askingbroadwayhummel replied to your post:When was the most inappropriate time you've been aroused?

…Isn’t that commercial kind of incesty? That’s certainly inappropriate…

No need to remind me, Porcelain. I know.

I was already pregnant when that happened, and it was probably because of the much-craved coffee rather than the incest vibes. Don't judge.

#convo #convo:kh #askingbroadwayhummel

I dare you to teach the group three sexual positions that you think they wouldn't know but would enjoy

Sue shook her head heavily as she read the latest dare she got on her dare game account. It was getting ridiculous. It almost felt like these anonymous askers were trying to rub salt in her wounds, now. How did they think she was even remotely interested in sex right now? Even worse, helping others with their relationships when hers had recently fallen to pieces?

"No can do, anon. I don't even know how you'd want me to teach these kids such things, but I suddenly had some horrifying images in my mind. I think I'll just go drink some bleach and try and forget this ever happened."

When was the most inappropriate time you've been aroused?

While watching the Folgers commercial.

What's the riskiest situation you've managed to be sexually active in?

You'd have to be more specific than that, anon.

Risky for my own or my partner's health? For either of our social positions? Just mere dangerous?

I can tell you I've certainly engaged in sexual activities on my workplace and that of my partners, risking one or both of our careers, as well as having experienced controlled danger getting out of control by accident.

But I'm not about to share more than that.

If Rachel was a fruit, what would she be and how would you eat her?

There is no circumstance under which I'd eat Rachel, so you're not-so-kindly advised to get your perversion out of my askbox, anon, before I hunt you down and throw a bunch of said fruit in your direction. Possibly pineapples.

I'd think she'd be some sort of super tiny pear, though. Cute, a bit boring but sweet, and I would never in a million years think of eating one.

daringkittycat

Hey guys.

I’m a total misogynist who is now rehabilitated and trying to start over my life even though I completely screwed over a bunch of people and got my ass kicked by a behemoth dough boy. Can you guess who I am?

Britney Spears.

Not really

Yeah, really.

I'm way out of your league, anyway.

#convo #convo:qf

☎

Well, if you are as famous as you say, I'd sell them to some paparazzi and pay my daughter's college tuition or something.

That is, if I recover from the shock of seeing those silicone filled boobs of yours.

☎

As I said to Porcelain, I'd be offended at first.

Then, I'd inform you of your mistake and send him the pictures instead.

Plus, I would send you some nudes of Robin Thicke.

☎

I'd be extremely offended, first of all.

Second, I'd inform you of your mistake then proceed to forward those pictures to Finn before deleting them.

askbox-dares

Send me ☎ for my reaction to your sending me nudes.

**if nudes, it could be on accident, or not. Or your just underwear pics.

askingbroadwayhummel

Things like this tend to be hilarious when everyone does them. Let’s give it a try.

daringsuesylvester

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daringcooperly-deactivated20140

I need time. Could you please have the common courtesy to give it to me?

daringsuesylvester

...Sure. I'll just... I'll leave you alone.

#convo #convo:ca

daringsuesylvester

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daringcooperly-deactivated20140

I don’t hate you. I’m hurt and I don’t trust you, Sue. You were the only person who hadn’t lied to me in my whole life… At least, that’s what I thought. But I was wrong and you know how I feel about lying. How am I supposed to believe anything you’ve ever told me when you lie about something huge like that? How do I know you haven’t sprinkled little lies all over the cake that was us?

daringsuesylvester

Coop... I fucked up. But everything else was real. I lied to protect Robin, and yes, because I was afraid I'd lose you if I told you about all this. I was afraid it would scare you off, and by the time I knew I could trust you, the lie had gotten way too big.

I am not perfect. I'm sorry I can't be be, because that's what you'd deserve. But I love you, I love you so much.

I know asking you to trust me again is a lot, but I know I've shown you how I feel throughout our years together, and I know you know, too. Please, take a chance this time.