I Love You and Buddha Too

I LIKE THE INTERNET THAT IS ALL

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[cannibalcaprine2]

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

[gambleputty]

all powerscaling is dumb as everyone knows the strongest character in fiction is mr rogers in a bloodstained sweater as per the prophecy of 2006

[depsidase]

[generalissimo-kneedeepincynide]

You spend decades thinking on how to destroy capitalism, how to fight Goliath as David. How even scratching the monster in the context of national liberation will be a nightmare. And then Goliath procedes to blind himself, cover himself in gasoline and set himself on fire

[leavingsaidwoods]

Fuck me, the amount of time and effort I put into validating data, and they've gone and added the fucking hallucination generator to it.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

well you can't blame them, it's not like excel already had a way to add up numbers or anything

[devotedlystrangewizard]

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[vintage-tigre]

The happiest cat at the pumpkin patch

[sandmandaddy69]

[toskarin]

youtube video game essayist: [on the verge of tears] but nothing could prepare me for what I saw next......

[toskarin]

I watched them die — no, worse than that, I sent them to die. these cheerful little friends of mine trusted me, they meant me no harm — I don't even know if they were capable of it — and I betrayed that. sure, I was fighting monsters, but was I any better? this was their home, and I had come to kill them.

[screen fades to black]

so... why is pikmin so compelling?

[minmos]

r/stupiddovenests features so many mourning doves which is insane to me i didnt know they were so bad at this. always thought the bad nests was a feral pigeon thing

[minmos]

my lovely sweet beast. Why did you do that?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh i'm a fan of

poor beast with square egg (squegg)

[gay-irl]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[greelin]

this is so real and never leaves me

[memeuplift]

[jumex]

[modogoblin]

[despazito]

[unclefather]

[night-shift-sister]

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[bisexualwario]

[big-papa-huge-time]

Was talking about how best to consume twitter and I think I got it