Not What I Seem

Hi.

[darkartsfrog]

Maddie. User of Curses. Experienced in the Dark Arts. I know how you're gonna die.

🙂

[heartstomperr]

Yo I asked Anne but in case she doesn’t give me a straight answer how do you ask 2 girls out? I need info and you guys are all dating so

-sprig

bestie anne physically cannot give you a straight answer....

anyways idk lol it just happened.

[darkartsfrog]

I was under the impression that you and I and Ivy are all already dating, Sprig.

[heartstomperr]

hes stupid what a surprise /lh

[darkartsfrog]

It's endearing. 💟

[heartstomperr]

Yo I asked Anne but in case she doesn’t give me a straight answer how do you ask 2 girls out? I need info and you guys are all dating so

-sprig

bestie anne physically cannot give you a straight answer....

anyways idk lol it just happened.

[darkartsfrog]

I was under the impression that you and I and Ivy are all already dating, Sprig.

[darkartsfrog]

@yroo-xrksvi-girzmtov I wish to test your ability of explosive action. Do you have any ideas for a suitable test material?

[yroo-xrksvi-girzmtov]

HMMM LET ME THINK

THERE'S AT LEAST ONE PLACE IN STONY GULCH THAT I COULD STAND TO DESTROY

[darkartsfrog]

That is a place on Earth, yes? I will need transport. And also I will want to explore it thoroughly first!

[yroo-xrksvi-girzmtov]

NO STONY GULCH IS IN AMPHIBIA

[darkartsfrog]

Ah. Apologies. My dad has a weird hatred of maps so I have never gotten a proper look at one.

[darkartsfrog]

@yroo-xrksvi-girzmtov I wish to test your ability of explosive action. Do you have any ideas for a suitable test material?

[yroo-xrksvi-girzmtov]

HMMM LET ME THINK

THERE'S AT LEAST ONE PLACE IN STONY GULCH THAT I COULD STAND TO DESTROY

[darkartsfrog]

That is a place on Earth, yes? I will need transport. And also I will want to explore it thoroughly first!

[darkartsfrog]

@yroo-xrksvi-girzmtov I wish to test your ability of explosive action. Do you have any ideas for a suitable test material?

[yroo-xrksvi-girzmtov]

I'M BREAKING FREE, I HOPE EVERYONE'S READY

[darkartsfrog]

Let's do this, old man. 🙂

[darkartsfrog]

I've never had an opportunity to do this spell before. This will be fun.

[calannemity]

hey i had a very odd question. can amphibians. like from amphibia not earth. can amphibians hybridize ??? are there frog/newt or toad/newt or even olm/frog or whatever hybrids.

[calannemity]

i have no actual reasoning for asking this tbh but it feels weird to just . Ask one of the plantars or grime or whatever.

[darkartsfrog]

It is possible, between frogs and toads only. But incredibly rare. Societal norms discourage it.

I have a preserved frog/toad egg in a jar in my secret hideout. It was so close to hatching, you can see the face and everything. 🙂

[darkartsfrog]

On to the next interesting Earth item! I have found myself in the stable for what seems to be some kind of immense animal with round, black paws and a large head. Oh, and two robots are here too!

[calannemity]

You're in my garage. That's a car. And those robots are Frobo and Cloak-bot. Now please. PLEASE get out of my house, I have the box and can open a portal back to wartwood for you.

i stayed up all night memorizing the exact coordinates

[darkartsfrog]

I do not want to get out of your house. I want to inspect Earth. And continue bothering you a bit, heehee.

[calannemity]

If you wanted a tour of Earth you could've just... asked? I would've shown you the museum! And the observatory! And the zoo and the aquarium! I think you'd like those places.

[darkartsfrog]

Oh my frog. That sounds incredibly amazing. I do wish to see these sights.

[calannemity]

I can show you on like. Saturday. I don't have the energy or physical strength to walk around the city today and I wanted to relax tomorrow ;;;

[darkartsfrog]

That is understandable. I will go and ask Marcy about Earth things instead until that date.

[darkartsfrog]

On to the next interesting Earth item! I have found myself in the stable for what seems to be some kind of immense animal with round, black paws and a large head. Oh, and two robots are here too!

[calannemity]

You're in my garage. That's a car. And those robots are Frobo and Cloak-bot. Now please. PLEASE get out of my house, I have the box and can open a portal back to wartwood for you.

i stayed up all night memorizing the exact coordinates

[darkartsfrog]

I do not want to get out of your house. I want to inspect Earth. And continue bothering you a bit, heehee.

[calannemity]

If you wanted a tour of Earth you could've just... asked? I would've shown you the museum! And the observatory! And the zoo and the aquarium! I think you'd like those places.

[darkartsfrog]

Oh my frog. That sounds incredibly amazing. I do wish to see these sights.

[darkartsfrog]

On to the next interesting Earth item! I have found myself in the stable for what seems to be some kind of immense animal with round, black paws and a large head. Oh, and two robots are here too!

[calannemity]

You're in my garage. That's a car. And those robots are Frobo and Cloak-bot. Now please. PLEASE get out of my house, I have the box and can open a portal back to wartwood for you.

i stayed up all night memorizing the exact coordinates

[darkartsfrog]

I do not want to get out of your house. I want to inspect Earth. And continue bothering you a bit, heehee.

[vagabondiachronicles]

maddie please . anne wants u to leave. if u come over i can tell u about earth

[darkartsfrog]

...Fine. I will turn myself in. I am coming to what I presume to be your living room, Anne.

[darkartsfrog]

On to the next interesting Earth item! I have found myself in the stable for what seems to be some kind of immense animal with round, black paws and a large head. Oh, and two robots are here too!

[calannemity]

You're in my garage. That's a car. And those robots are Frobo and Cloak-bot. Now please. PLEASE get out of my house, I have the box and can open a portal back to wartwood for you.

i stayed up all night memorizing the exact coordinates

[darkartsfrog]

I do not want to get out of your house. I want to inspect Earth. And continue bothering you a bit, heehee.

[darkartsfrog]

I like Earth. So far it has many interesting things. Like these two little bobbly bits with a long cord attaching them, and a metal point at the end. They look kind of tasty.

[cipherspawn]

tell us how they taste!

[darkartsfrog]

Just put one of the bobbles in my mouth. It tastes pretty gross. Probably not edible.

[darkartsfrog]

There is something orange caked on the inside of the bobble that seems to be the source of grossness. Another potion material?

[calannemity]

EW . THATS EARWAX . STOP EATING THAT .

[darkartsfrog]

Interesting. Like beeswax, but with earwigs?

[calannemity]

Absolutely not. Various animals have this stuff in their ears. Helps protect the inner ear by catching dirt and whatnot.

[darkartsfrog]

Wow, how interesting! I wish I had pinnae.

[darkartsfrog]

On to the next interesting Earth item! I have found myself in the stable for what seems to be some kind of immense animal with round, black paws and a large head. Oh, and two robots are here too!

[darkartsfrog]

I like Earth. So far it has many interesting things. Like these two little bobbly bits with a long cord attaching them, and a metal point at the end. They look kind of tasty.

[cipherspawn]

tell us how they taste!

[darkartsfrog]

Just put one of the bobbles in my mouth. It tastes pretty gross. Probably not edible.

[darkartsfrog]

There is something orange caked on the inside of the bobble that seems to be the source of grossness. Another potion material?

[calannemity]

EW . THATS EARWAX . STOP EATING THAT .

[darkartsfrog]

Interesting. Like beeswax, but with earwigs?

[darkartsfrog]

I like Earth. So far it has many interesting things. Like these two little bobbly bits with a long cord attaching them, and a metal point at the end. They look kind of tasty.

[cipherspawn]

tell us how they taste!

[darkartsfrog]

Just put one of the bobbles in my mouth. It tastes pretty gross. Probably not edible.

[darkartsfrog]

There is something orange caked on the inside of the bobble that seems to be the source of grossness. Another potion material?