Batblob Supreme

Bruce Wayne defender, he's my favourite barbie Mary Sue to play with, minors and Bruce Wayne haters DNI, just block and move on! Good parent Bruce Wayne truther forever.

[gothamguts-moved83747365]

what do you mean you’ve never heard of bruce wayne? prince of gotham? this hellhole’s darling and dastard? …shit, kid. this city’s gonna eat you alive.

[ID #1: Bruce Wayne in profile, holding an old-fashioned cigarette holder between two fingers close to his lips. His hair is neatly coiffed back, and he’s wearing a tuxedo with a flower pinned to the lapel. The art is formatted like a old black-and-white film on a movie screen, with yellow subtitles reading, “Anyone who’s anyone in Gotham is in this room, and nobody’s anybody without the say-so of Bruce Wayne.”

ID #2: A narrow close-up of his face and hands. END ID.]

[ghostie-ghosty]

So, I’m pretty sure I’ve thought about this before (sorry if I’m sending this for the second time), but that post about the bathrobe got me thinking: what if, later on, Bruce stepped out looking exactly like that—say, to grab the newspaper—and the wind decided to catch him off guard from behind, leaving him standing there with that 😳 look on his face? I mean, any excuse for us—or the people of Gotham—to see the "Bat-butt" is always a win.

For the people of Gotham!

[cock-holliday]

We have got to stop framing our oppression in ways that promote the idea that other people cannot relate to our struggles. Not only does it isolate comrades in the struggle, it actively diminishes recognition of other struggles--often including those even more horrific than what we are at risk of. And this happens especially between Gay and Black struggles.

"when have straight people ever had to check what states were safe for them?" Sundown towns are still a thing. Starlight tours. What states have abortion access? What states have open carry? What states have stand your ground? What states have 3-strike rules? Women, people of color, disabled people, immigrants, and more have had to be abundantly cautious where they travel to. Straight trans people have much more travel risk right now than gay cis people.

It's a new iteration of the same tired question: "imagine if straight people weren't allowed to marry" interracial marriage in the US is younger than my parents. We disgrace people of color by forgetting their history and contemporary struggles, and we abandon queer people of color, Black queer people, by segmenting their overlapping fights.

As lovelyshananigans says, "intersectionality, babes"

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[ghost-in-park]

oh my god

[mexagirlish]

what the FUCK????

[askthesonnellin0s]

who blows air into a coochie??

Is this a normal thing men do?????

[notsoheterosapien]

Not my usual reblog but.. yk. Don’t. Do that.

[dailymothanon]

I liked their little co-leadership thing these two bums did in one of the marvel comics 😮‍💨 funny how Megatron and Shockwave wanted to take them both out for it when they themselves been beefing with each other for so long in there 😭 to the point Soundwave and Starscream were like well ok we’re not getting Anything done so we’re just gonna lead instead

Tho admittedly Soundwave was blackmailed into it and they both planned to try to get the other eliminated to become the sole leader, they ended up getting along pretty well after Megatron and Shockwave tried to assassinate Starscream and pin it on Soundwave and that’s hilarious to me

[darkegggardenbiscuit]

[yagamimi-aka-mimi-deactivated20]

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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.

[ama-kitkat123]

>:)c

May I present to you, nationalclothing.org?

It doesn't have everything, but it's still my first source when researching traditional clothing from other cultures.

[penanatomy-studies]

There's also this resource on historical fashion: Claire’s Historical Fashion Reference & Resources

[zheida]

another addition as far as physical media goes there is the encyclopedia of national dress (that i still need to buy myself bc this kind of thing is super important to my sort of fantasy designing) but yes i do agree i wish there was EVEN MORE documentation on this

[iascus]

Reblogging to spread awareness

[my-art-tutorial-blog]

the goldmine folks

[starlite-png]

Was thinking about how in The Batman (2004) Bruce is actually the one to bring the justice league together in a very "power of friendship" way, and then considered the idea of a rather campy, somewhat innocently naive bruce wayne bringing together a bunch of already jaded/jerkish JL heroes.

Just the concept of Gotham being the city that's more lighthearted, saturday morning cartoon compared to the other cities being more somewhat gritty and grounded is interesting to me. I don't even mean like Synder gritty just like the 2012 film universe where even Clark is low-key a prick at times.

The contrast is pretty funny to consider especially if u keep the general aesthetics the same, so Gotham, the cursed city--and its fearsome bat and his rogue's gallery of lunatics--are actually quite friendly and whimsical compared to the rest of the villains and heroes.

Insert Bruce (who mind you is not some ignorant child, but rather a tender-hearted, compassionate man who Can and Will still kick ass if necessary) warming them all up to one another and showing them that they don't have to be miserable and alone.

Side note: Alfred is absolutely not retaining his usual encouragements of Bruce to make friends. He's doesn't trust the league At All, and is probably the one to prep all the (probably now lethal) contingencies that Bruce usually does.

[perfectpetunia]

I just saw the trailer and it looks AWESOME idc what the haters are saying it looks good and I love it

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

i redrew that one bumblebee and optimus hugging gif in their transformers one designs...

holding my stupid son like a subway sandwich because hes subway sandwich shaped

[tpwrtrmnky]

Tbh I think the "but data centers are important infrastructure, not just AI" talking point misses that like

Ok so roads are important infrastructure. A lot of stuff that's important happens on roads. Now, let's imagine that quadrillionaire Matt Stench has decided that the next big tech innovation is the Wide Car. It's a car that takes up six lanes despite seating only one passenger.

The Wide Car is supposed to be the future, and everyone's going to be driving Wide Cars, even though nobody who makes Wide Cars is turning a profit. Employers are offering Wide Cars as an employee benefit, and getting "nah." Some employers are going as far as demanding their employees drive Wide Cars, and the result is that people take time out of their workdays to get in the mandatory gas usage for their Wide Car before driving home in a regular car.

In spite of the fact that the Wide Car is clearly set to fail, there's an enormous push to expand to twelve-lane roads to accommodate a bunch of Wide Cars that simply will not materialize. This is not an organic response to demand, but a speculative investment that amplifies the existing issues with road development for no good reason.

That is the problem.

[myfootyrthroat]

Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."

[myfootyrthroat]

Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".

[teaboot]

[msvorderofoperations]

#That's what I mean when I say the foundation of feminism and queer community should not fixate on victimhood #Once you feel that our suffering is our shared experience an not our love then our suffering becomes vital to the culture #I don't want a culture where suffering is vital #I want a culture where love is celebrated #The suffering is an imposition not a prerequisite #And yeah I sure fucking hope our oppression is diluted bitch you WANT us freebasing the uncut shit???

[ragdollwriter14]

These range from a few months to a week ago.

The ones with shaded hair are meant to indicate that they’re a younger Optimus. I just have this idea in my head that while the Allspark revived Optimus, it also changed his hair color from a navy black to a blueish white. Kinda like its own energy lingering/imprinting within him.

Also I really dislike the human error designs, cuz only Ratchet seems alright? but what about everyone else??? Prowl design is just atrocious 😭 Bulkhead could be tweaked at least, and honestly I just don’t vibe with Optimus’ design like at all.

Then again, there’s very few of the Transformers I could imagine to be white..(Sentinel)

Sooo I personally draw Optimus as a Blasian man, thats at least somewhere around his 30s ( Im still working on how to draw aged characters)

Edit: I’m realizing now how often I actually draw Optimus smiling, when he’s literally the most pissed off mech everrrr loll (He was born with a frowny face probably hehehe)

[sarissire]

I'm sorry... Cheerful? "Really cheerful"? Oh no, they really snuffed the light out of his eyes for real.

[zedortoo]

Y’all GOT to tap into that tfa optiratch I’m telling you. There’s a scene in the show where Optimus holds Ratchet’s hands to stop them from shaking and they somehow AREN’T triple platinum transformers yaoi?? Any optiratch is great but these two specifically need more attention

[sarissire]

Dude, your son is very rude :/

Human Error but with my OP design <3, i already have better ideas for some aspects and i want to make a better face for him but besides that I'm okay with how this turned out.

[sporktimus]

Got really into Arachnus prime and then never posted anything..... awesome! I put Sari in a little Elita Halloween costume to go along with the Optimus costume she wore in 'Along Came a Spider' because I thought it was soooo cute!

But uhhh, I do think bro would still get tangled in his own webs just like he does his grappling hooks in the actual show :p

[sarissire]