Your Need Grows Teeth

Alyssa. 26. New York. Feel free to ask for tarot card readings. Header image by Sideror.

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[jncos]

As far as Pokemon trainers go I'm basically a huge badass. Any kid who enters my line of sight is going to get destroyed by my Pidgey. And if that doesn’t work? I have a second Pidgey with the exact same move set.

[retquits]

sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice

[kaijuno]

[saturnisscreaming]

One day I washed up on the shore and now I'm making it everyone's problem

[lizardsfromspace]

Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol

[lizardsfromspace]

Confirmed allowed by the Supreme Court of Wisconsin

May the school funding empire of Tony Evers reign eternal. Unfathomably powerful blackout poetry entity

[thememedaddy]

[teaboot]

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

[micromontage]

saturday already. my one precious life.

[anonpolls]

How do you pronounce “Mr.”?

murr

meer

marr

mare

more

other…?

Voting ended onApr 25, 2025

Thanks, Anon!

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[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

[suchbeloved]

we’re about to have purim, holi, ramadan, lent, and pi day all at the same time and this is all i can think of

[suchbeloved]

the most tumblr thing in the world is no one mentioning that i forgot st patricks’s day but everyone mentioning that i forgot the ides of march

[rosetherandomreblogger]

THERE IS A TIKTOK AD ABOUT THE IDES OF MARCH FROM LITTLE CESARS?????

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (only for Julius Ceasar)

[aire1111]

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

[landmineblogging]

yes queen murder!!

[princess-huntress]

entry level weed for beginners

[kuromi-hoemie]

1) dandelion

2) oxalis

3) bindweed

4) white clover

5) smartweed

6) quickweed

7) pigweed

8) pokeweed

9) knotweed

10) poison ivy

[theconcealedweapon]

[the-fairy-dong-mother]

Sometimes facebook is hilarious

[radioactiverats]

Is this anything

[theconcealedweapon]