Darkseid Captions

This is a side blog where I post/reblog rl porn with very dirty captions. If you enjoy it, follow, reblog, etc and I'll keep posting smut for your pleasure. Admittedly what I post will mostly cater to my personal tastes, but if you have a request let me know... Follow my main blog Abominable0Man for hentai caps and smut stories!

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*grabby hands*

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that last photo is so fucking hot

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Could never be enough

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Bunny. Who has more?

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Trevor dropped the bouquet he had bought for his girlfriend. His fingers clenched around the engagement ring he planned to surprise her with as tears began to flow.

 “Jessica, why?!”

“Holy shit, who the fuck is this guy?!” said the stranger currently fucking Trevor’s sweetheart.

Jessica didn’t miss a beat. She kept bouncing on his shaft, while her boyfriend fell to the floor sobbing. “Just keep going. It’s just my sissy bitch fagboy boyfriend.“

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Pic of a man coming home from work to find him girlfriend being fucked. With a caption that reads keep going it just my sissy bitch fagboy boyfriend.

Im not sure how old this is, but I can find something quick for you...

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My brother said he would help me move into my new apartment in the city, but it has been almost two hours and he hasn’t actually done all that much work.

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The first time I hired a babysitter so my wife and I could go to a movie, I fucked her huge tits for so long we ended up missing half the movie.  The next time, we made sure for her to come an hour in advance.  I used every second of that time.  Now, I sometimes even have her come over to babysit while I am still at the house just so I can use those juicy melons.

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One of my favorite family traditions is having my daughter give me a blowjob before she goes to school.  Since she is so good looking I know she is going to spend most of her time at school having every other student, teacher, and staff member blowing their loads down her throat, and I love being the first one every day.

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“Babe, I thought you were taking a shower. What the hell?” “I was going to, but my little brother needed my help with something. Things got a little messy though...”

 “Hmmm...Well at least you can shower now, right?”

 “Yup! I was actually just grabbing another towel for my brother to use...”

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That strangely awkward and arousing moment when you compliment a girl on her cocksucking skills and she tells you it’s from years of experience sucking her brother’s dick...

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Gavin couldn’t put his finger on it, but he knew something strange was going on. Everything had seemed normal at first when he had invited his friend Evan to play video games, but hardly five minutes into playing, Gavin caught Jessica making strange gestures at Evan. He didn’t think much of it. Not even when the two of them left the room for nearly twenty minutes in search of snacks.    When they did come back, it was obvious that Jessica was a messy eater and whatever she had eaten made her breath smell terrible. Evan looked completely satisfied, but oddly enough his stomach was still growling.    Gavin tried to ignore it as he and Evan started a campaign together, but he caught Jessica making her lewd gestures again, and before he could say anything, the two of them had disappeared again, leaving him to sit in front of the pause screen. He sat on the couch bored and trying to figure out what that peculiar slurping noise in the background was...

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My sister may not be the brightest bulb in the shed, but she makes up for it with her body.  Of course, she still managed to make it into a better college than I did.  Some lucky guys are going to have a lot of fun with her for the next four years.

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Caption Requests

My brain is tapped out for naughty ideas for the moment, so if there’s a caption or pic you’d like to see, let me know and I’ll come up with something smutty for you.

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My type of shopping

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