Exploding Himbos
Welcome to a new and exciting cum-controlling card game for himbos (and aspiring himbos). In this post, I'll describe a version of the game that you can play without a hypnotist or anyone else influencing you. In a follow-up post, I'll add an expansion that your dom/tist/master can play with you. Shall we?
How to Play
The game is played with a simulated deck of cards. I'm looking for volunteers to actually draw these cards because trying to get AI to do it is barely more pleasant than masturbating with sandpaper. For now, I'll mark each card description with a number, and you can use a random number generator to draw a card. You're a himbo who wants to cum. You will draw a card no more than once every half hour (except when forbidden to do so by the rules below). Some cards may earn you the chance to cum. Others... just might get in the way.
The cards
So here are the cards. When it's time to draw, have a random number generate select a number between 1 and 15, inclusive. If you draw the same quest or curse twice in a row, draw again.
Lock (nos. 1 - 5)
For the next 24 hours, you may not cum or draw a card. You may use hypnosis to deepen your need to cum while remaining unable to satisfy it. If you've earned a key from a previous quest, you may discard one key to escape the lock.
Cum Quests (nos. 6-9)
Reward: Cum by any means you desire. My TrancEdge and Ignition files might be of use.
Note: You may not draw another card until you've completed, failed, or declined any quest.
6. Within the next 60 minutes, get 10 people to permit you to cum. You may not reveal that you're playing this game until after you've completed the quest.
7. Within the next hour, get 5 different people to say "good himbo" or "good boy" to you without directly asking them to do so or revealing that you're playing a game.
8. For the next 30 minutes, edge yourself without making a single vocal sound. You must constantly stimulate your cock, your rim, your nipples, or, preferably, all of the above. If you moan, groan, whimper, or speak before the 30 minutes are up, you fail the quest.
9. Get someone to cum while looking at your muscles. This can be by looking at a pic of you, a video of you, in a video chat, or in person. You may not reveal that this is a part of the game. If someone knows you drew this card, making them cum doesn't count. You must ascribe this need to your himbo craving for the lust and cum of others. No time limit.
Key Quests (nos. 10-12)
Reward: A key that allows you to escape a Lock. When you draw a Lock, discard the Lock and the Key. Note: You may not draw another card until you've completed, failed, or declined any quest.
10. Get someone's permission to flex for them. Once permitted, show off your muscles and ask for a rating out of 10. You win if you get a rating of 8 or above. You must flex for the first person who gives you permission. You must make the person believe that you're flexing out of your intrinsic desire to flex and your craving to please and impress with your muscles. You must not reveal that this game is making you flex. No time limit. 11. Give someone constructive workout advice or encouragement. The person must be in genuine need of advice or encouragement and their query must be unprompted by you. No time limit. 12. Have a one-on-one conversation with one person lasting at least 10 minutes or with two people, each lasting at least 5 minutes. During the conversation(s), you must only refer to yourself as "this himbo". If you use the any first-person pronoun ("I", "me", "my", "myself"), you fail the quest.
Curses (nos. 13-20)
13. "Entrapment". The next key that you play will not end your 24-hour lock but will only reduce it to 12 hours.
14. "Eeb Gnilleps". Identify the region, province, or state in your country with the longest name. Work yourself up into a sexual frenzy for five minutes by edging, teasing your rim with a dildo, playing with your nipples, or all of the above. Then, while continuing to stimulate yourself as potently as you can, try to spell that name backwards. If you fail or call out a wrong letter, you are now Locked for 12 hours, and you may not use a key. You may not have the name written down or displayed on any device.
15. “Amne…what?”. Use randomwordgenerator.com to generate 3 nouns. Try your best to memorize them. Edge and pleasure yourself as potently as you can without cumming for the next 7 minutes (set a timer). During this time, you may not say or think any of the three nouns. If you do, you're locked for 12 hours and you may not use a key. After 7 minutes are up, try to remember the three nouns. If you can't, you're locked for 12 hours without the use of a key. You may not write or communicate the three nouns anywhere outside your own himbo memory.
16. "Every Good Boy Deserves Fun". Did someone call you a good boy or good himbo in the 12 hours prior to drawing this card? Congrats, this card is now a key. But if not, you forfeit a key from your hand if you have one.
17. "Dry Humptini". The next time you get locked, each time you're by yourself and thinking about stroking or cumming, dry-hump your bed, the floor, or anything else appropriate for 2-5 minutes. But never enough to cum. 18. "Take Five". The next time you get locked, you must wait at least five hours before using a key to be unlocked. 19. "Shady Die Roll". Roll any fair even-sided die (real or simulated). If you get an odd number, discard all the keys from your hand. If you get an even number, discard all the curses from your hand. 20. "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad". Generate a random number between 1 and 3 (inclusive). The next time you get locked, you are not permitted to stimulate or pleasure one part of your body. 1 = crotch, 2 = nipples, 3 = ass.
Well, that's it! Huge thanks to Drip for motivating and encouraging me to develop and formalize this game. He’s such a good himbo! And once you start playing, you’ll be too.












