Save me from what I want.

Carolyn. Denver, Co. twitter.com/darthdochter

[cryptidcola]

*shakes my ass in a gay little way that deals you psychic damage*

[gownegirl]

CRUELLA 2021 | dir. Craig Gillespie

[sirensorisons]

[lovingrot]

if shes your girl then why is she using me as ritual sacrifice

[labrador-beefcake]

I identify as a villain because I'm already queer-coded and don't feel like being the quirky best friend who dies for motivation.

[stormysapphic]

lesbian'll...

[kaijuno]

Had to be there I guess

[unclefather]

inside joke

[serregon]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[invincible-selfxmade-punk]

The Iranian Hostage Crisis was 40 years ago. Paw Patrol was not even thought of then. 90% of what is on this site is not nearly as funny as the posters think it is.

[tricotfurry]

has anyone ever told you how brilliant you are? you're smarter than everyone else

[sexhaver]

trump come to tumblr

[sexhaver]

everyone against this was clearly never here for when Alex Jones made a tumblr and got run off, not by staff banning him, but by regular users sending him messages saying they were going to fuck his wife

[memewhore]

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[memewhore]

[alwaysbewoke]

via

[memewhore]

[avvocarlo]

sounds like someone is a little TOO mentally ill… goodbye!

[blanketsandanime]

Hiring managers

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]