Dear Dad, Love Phil.

Excuse Phil's entrance. He's not usually dripping in fear. Phil is a gentle, self proclaimed love cat. Please be patient with Phil as he combats the complexities set in place by his father's awakened and escaping closet transvestite identity. Phil utilizes a learned trait to shape shift inside and out of his odd world and into a special identity stemming from his own middle name. Phil and Lance learn to mature together transforming your average day into an overflowing amount of Daily Phil.

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FTW

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My dick runs deep so deep

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Stick'n it

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'But as if to knock me down reality came around' #GilbertOsullivan @leotardbanshee

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"The Piece That Don't Belong"  Phil realized at an early age that he wasn't always received well. His peers often fell far below the friend standards he set and there is no need to argue, parents just don't understand. When Phil announced that he had ambition to dive deep into show biz, Broadway to be exact, he was clowned on. Phil walks alone on his quest for stardom.

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Phil: Off hiatus and off the record. "Under the Sycamore Trees" Phil has few things in common with his father. Twin Peaks is one of them.

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"Modern Love" Phil's first crush on an obtainable (in theory) object. Wait- object is the wrong word, women are not objects. Obtainable "creature" would certainly need to qualify as female extraterrestrial with solid evidence. Monster fits well. Phil's first crush on an obtainable monster. Phil followed her with hearts in his eyes. She wore the same school girl outfit that had arrived for his father just the other day.

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"ill Phil" On a good not great Monday Phil was sent home early from school over a small case of the sniffles. Though Phil had been looking forward to today's cafeteria menu he followed instructions and awaited his fathers pick up in the nurses office. Circumstances went from bad to worse. Suddenly Phil was being told he had a temperature, that he was contagious (not in the sexually irresistible content Phil is used to hearing either) and was not to leave the house. No play time, no dress up run way show and worst of all: no turntables. Phil fumed in the oversized armchair his father loved. He and Lance plotted. Coughing and sneezing on everything his father would naturally use, starting with the 25 lbs dumb bells. Even when he is not well, Phil remains the illest of villains.

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"Defeat Self Doubt" Phil and Lance duke it out. Channeling the rage of one another's self doubt. One of them promotes it while the other absorbs shit. Phil grabs the inner struggle by the throat then the jaws. He delivers the Phillip's elbow and awaits the approving applause.

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Phil, hung in the Ruiz-Gonzales home.

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"Shredded" So many questions for Phil and Lance. His dad's latest custom arrived earlier, carefully packaged in a wood box stuffed with excelsior and delivered by a carefully packaged man stuffed in a brown UPS uniform. He didn't know exactly which pheelings he was entitled to at that moment. How does Phil pheel? How is Phil supposed to pheel? Can Phil pheel anything at all? Why should Phil answer?

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"I play my enemies like a game of chess." Video games from 1990-2008. A solid time for Super Nintendo and his favorite sport. Phil loves to throw down on the court. Phil loves to throw up that 3. Phil dodges to the left. Phil fakes to the right. Up, over, he shoots, he scores. Thank you, thank you.