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Thanks for a good time, Vegas!
Yes Britney! Sam! She has a running show in Vegas! How did you not go?
No!
I had no idea. I’m totally blamin’ Jake. Dude was so adamant on goin’ to all the strip clubs and bars -- totally not me -- that we missed all the signs that Britney was there. I shoulda took five minutes out to tune into my sixth sense. I knew I had a wider destiny in Vegas...
I don’t think being the main conversation in the paper is the best thing, Sammy.
I don’t care if they talk about me. One time they put me on the same spread as the Biebs.
I’ve been shopping all over etsy and other amazing online stores and I’m pretty sure the security guy just rolls his eyes every time my packages come through the mail and he has to check to make sue it’s nothing dangerous. Like, it’s not my fault your job entails keeping us all safe, which includes search packages for bombs. He should be glad I’m giving him something to do, considering this castle is like, capital B boring.
Hey. We’re not boring. At least... I’m not. I give Genovia new readin’ material every week.
Thanks for a good time, Vegas!
What else did you do? Did you see Britney’s show?!
Britney as in Britney Spears?
She was in Vegas?
Thanks for a good time, Vegas!
You could’ve done anything in Vegas, Sammy, and you went to a Star Wars bar? I mean, I guess it makes sense with Ryder there. But I’m shocked Jacob was okay with it.
We did lots of other Vegas stuff, too. Puh-lease. Like I’d go there ‘n’ not Viva Las live it up.
Thanks for a good time, Vegas!
That was your highlight?
Yeah, dude.
I mean, the gamblin’ and the shows were awesome, but the bar was truly an experience for me. I don’t think I’ll see another one of those again in my whole life -- unless I make one myself...
Thanks for a good time, Vegas!
My bros and me -- we had a good time. I gotta say the highlight was the Star Wars bar. Right, dudes?
That is such a lie it isn’t even funny. And I can do whatever I want.
I’m not downplaying! I’m fine, I promise. You make up a lot of things, don’t you? You’re lucky you’re cute.
I’m serious. You still got that graceful elegenace aboutcha, even when you’ve been achoo!-in’ all week long. ...Or maybe I just like you too much to notice.
I also went to fake medical school, so I know what I’m talkin’ about.
I’m still mad at you for coming over uninvited. I didn’t want you to see me like this!
I know and I finally saw him today. He told me what to get and I went out and bought some earlier today. What the heck is sneeze medicine, Sam?
I dunno why, ‘cause you looked as beautiful as always. Just with more sound effects. And ya can’t keep me locked out forever.
GOOD. I’m glad. Hopefully once you get enough of that you’ll be on the mend. I hate seein’ ya suffer, even if you do downplay “the cold.” It’s, uh... I made it up. But it should totally be a thing.
I’ve been sick for about three days and that is three days too long. You know what’s not cute? Me, with a drippy nose, sneezing every five seconds.
For the record, I think you’re totally cute.
I really think you should go to the doctor, babe. I mean, yeah, it’ll run its course, but... A helpin’ hand could be a good thing. Like, maybe you could get some cough medicine -- or sneeze medicine.
I’ve seen her dress and I can tell you she looks ah-mazing. So I’m sure you’ll totes pass the dress code Sammy. Just make sure you’re friends that were invited do the same.
Don’t you just have a Batman mask already? Why not just wear it some other day.
Bet she does. But that’s no surprise. Oh yeah. Right. Reminds me. I better call ‘em up and tell ‘em not to come in the Justice League masks.
It scares McConaughey. Maybe one day when he’s old enough to be Bat-Hound...
What can I say? It’s a special talent.
You’re very good at it.
Batman v Superman was freakin’ bomb.
Two and a half hours!?
Yeah! The longer the better, right? They need all that time for the action... the kickin’ ass... the integral storyline.
It’s a bad night’s sleep, that’s what. You’re blushing, really? Then again, I don’t think it’s that hard to do. It’s so worth it, though. Well, thank you. I appreciate it.
That’s what I thought. Yeah -- don’t act innocent. You know you got me lookin’ like a tomato -- well, a slightly more chiselled tomato -- at the besta times.
Batman v Superman was freakin’ bomb.
Do i? Do I really?
Absolutely. Wonder Woman’s there and she kicks ass, so it’s, like, totally feminist friendly or somethin’. There’s romance... And I’m sure my girl digs a lil’ action, too, right? S’not exactly a hot date, but there’s always room for that after a 2.5 hour movie.
My feet are not that cold! But I would miss the other things. I don’t know why you’re complaining—those pants make everything about you look phenomenal. Oh, well, thank you. I certainly appreciate it.
You’re not on the receiving end. Anyway. I gotcha convinced. What’s a good night’s sleep without this dude? Aw, you’re makin’ me blush. Y’know what, I may look mighty fine, but holy crap, Batman; you really gotta wriggle into those things. Aaaand s’no problem, beautiful. Just tellin’ it like it is.
Batman v Superman was freakin’ bomb.
I can’t understand half of the things you just said.
You have to see it.
