Dashcon Hell Pit

Four weirdos who documented their Dashcon 2, 2025 experience

[dashconhellpit]

GREETINGS FROM DASHCON!!

[dashconhellpit]

58 Days until Dashcon 3

[the-muppet-joker]

I am covered in bugs, I am bugmogging everyone. I am severing all my ties to humanity to bugmaxx and become the alpha. They will eat my skin and birth me anew. I'm Like The Joker But A Big Bug. I'm like the Joker, But A Big Bug.

[dashcon-two]

Volunteer for VirtualDash!

Hi from VirtualDash!

The weather is starting to heat up as we make our approach on DashCon 2 2026, and you bet our pilots are sweaty!!! We're looking to expand our flight crew with volunteers so that we're airworthy when that fated weekend hits-- to make that happen, we're looking for Panel Moderators and Discord Moderators. I'm dropping the metaphor, that was really weird.

As we all know, DashCon 2 can't happen without our volunteers, and the same is true from VirtualDash. Last year, we had a team of moderators led by one of our co-founders, and while they did an amazing job, we've been expanding both IRLDash and VirtualDash to the point that we need the support from our community now more than ever! If you've got the experience, or the audacity to learn, we would be incredibly grateful to receive your volunteer application.

APPLY TO VOLUNTEER FOR VIRTUALDASH

All of our VirtualDash volunteer guidelines, stipulations, and perks can be found in the above form! any questions, comments, or concerns can go to our ask box, or to [email protected].

The VirtualDash volunteering form will be open until June 14th, at Midnight EST. If you've already applied to be an IRL volunteer, you can also apply to volunteer with VirtualDash! We'll be working closely with the IRLDash volunteering team to avoid any overlap or complication.

Thank you so much, and we hope to see you at VirtualDash!

[dashconhellpit]

60 Days until Dashcon 3

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62 Days until Dashcon 3

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64 Days until Dashcon 3

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65 Days until Dashcon 3

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66 Days until Dashcon 3

[spocksmalewife]

Whenever I'm mad I say I'm gonna bite someone, and when I'm very mad it changes to I'm gonna kill someone. Empty threats, of course..

[the-muppet-joker]

Time to start MAXMAXXING. I will DO EVERYTHING. BE EVERYTHING. FEEL NOTHING. HOLLOW MYSELF OUT AND BECOME THE PERFECT VESSEL. FROM NOW ON, I AM ONLY EATING CANNED SARDINES AND DRINKINKING MY OWN BATH WATER!!! I WILL BE MEWING AND MOGGING 25 MISERABLE HOURS A DAY!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

[dashconhellpit]

67 Days until Dashcon 3 😛

[raccoonmilf]

Fun fact: After Dashcon happened and I got back home, I walked in on my dad sitting in the dark at the big screen TV he used as a computer monitor zooming in on a photo of the Dashcon ballpit to see if it was me in there. I still have the photo I took.

[dashconhellpit]

68 Days until Dashcon 3

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69 Days until Dashcon 3

Nice

[dashcon-2-romania]

THE EARLY BIRD TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT

Thank you so much for all the support!!! They sold out in 8 hours OVERNIGHT, we have no words for how greatful we are!

If you didn't manage to grab a ticket now, don't worry! Standard tickets will go on sale on June 5th and Late Stage tickets will go on sale on July 13th!

Thank you all again and we can't wait to see you there! <333

RO:

BILETELE EARLY BIRD SUNT SOLD OUT

Vă mulțumim foarte mult pentru tot sprijinul!!! Biletele s-au vândut în 8 ore PESTE NOAPTE. Nu avem cuvinte să descriem cât de recunoscători suntem!

Dacă nu ați reușit să luați un bilet acum, nu vă faceți griji! Biletele Standard vor fi puse în vânzare pe 5 iunie, iar biletele Late Stage vor fi puse în vânzare pe 13 iulie!

Vă mulțumim încă o dată tuturor și abia așteptăm să ne vedem acolo! <333

[dashcon-two]

Congratulations, Romania team!!

[dashconhellpit]

71 Days until Dashcon 3