Everything Great About a Match: Santiago Sandoval v Reid Hawthorne (bgeast.com)
Everything Great About a Match: +7
Santiago Sandoval v Reid Hawthorne (bgeast.com)
SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.
So let's begin:
+1: Reid Hawthorne is the man. There is no doubt about it this deserves a point. Watching that strong, hairy, lanky body trash his opponent is a dream. Watching said opponent take it with barely enough strength to fight back is why gay wrestling is the king of porn.
+1: For the sweaty worship. You can tell that Santiago can't handle this. This being Reid's sweaty hairy chest, his pits, or his arms. Reid makes the big submit to the very arms that put him down. Hell that deserves a bonus point for how eager Santiago goes at it [+1].
+1: For how easily Reid turns Santiago into a whimpering mess. Enter one muscle stud named Santiago and then later said muscle stud is left a groveling mess. Reid may be outmuscled but he more than makes up for it and overwhelms his opponent.
Santiago: You think you can take this?!
Reid: [smirk]
Reid: Not much left? Too fucking weak?
+1: For the ab abuse. Reid goes all out abusing his muscular opponent but he saves just enough aggression (jealousy?) for those abs.
+1: For the give and take. This match gives you just enough hope to believe that Santiago could win. That Reid could be dethroned. Anything could happen in gay wrestling and while squash jobs are fine, I need to see our heel punish as well as suffer.
+1: For how thoroughly dominated and humiliated Santiago is in this match. This match brings together everything great about gay wrestling - the domination, the submission, the humiliation. All of these ingredients comes together to form the perfect experience of one man's agony and another's ecstasy.
Hand over the mouth while you grab their crotch!
That look of pure submission. That you could never match your opponent.
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Everything Great About this Match: +7
So there you have it. I'm ashamed to say that I've stepped away from gay wrestling lately but now I'm back for a bit. Reid makes the action real and Santiago is the eager jobber awaiting his beating. If you ever have that fantasy of a david-goliath, smaller wrestler beats down a behemoth, or if you simply can't stop watching Reid Hawthorne in all his forms - then this match is for you. \
Everything Great About a Match: Rudd Hawthorne v Tanner Hyde (wrestler4hire.com)
Everything Great About a Match: +6
Rudd Hawthorne v Tanner Hyde (wrestler4hire.com)
SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.
So let's begin:
+1: A point for Rudd of course. That strapping body will always receive a point in my opinion. The guy lacks that typical wrestling body (in a good way) and instead uses that lanky, thin body of his to its full potential.
+1: For the size difference. Tanner is more like that typical wrestling build. Small, compact, yet powerful is the name of the game with most wrestlers and seeing that 'wrestler build' trounced by the Not-a-wrestler build is worth a point. Makes me think about all the non-wrestlers out there who think they could take on wrestling.
+1: Seeing our wrestlers glistening in sweat. These two guys put in the effort and it shows. In truth, I bought this match with full intention of focusing on Rudd but Tanner shines (literally). Both men radiate with manly sweat and emphasize the reality here, wrestling is work and the best wrestling is two men pushing each other. [+1] Bonus points for all the close ups of both men - whoever shot this really puts you in the action. I can almost feel the heat and smell the sweat wafting off of both wrestlers.
+1: For the domination. Tanner is clearly doomed from the start. Our little wrestler has no hope against the tall Rudd. All those hours Tanner spent in the gym to hone that body of his to the zero percent body fat tank that he is was all in vain, in the end Rudd is the superior man. Rudd not only dominates him physically but also verbally, emasculating him at every chance. Just listen for all the times Tanner whimpers and groans and picture Rudd powering up with each utterance - every sign of submission feeding our heels ego and making him stronger.
Rudd: Yeah, you like that view?!
Tanner: *Muffle* *Muffle*
+1: The inevitable worship. I say inevitable because come on look at Rudd. The man is a triumph and who wouldn't want to admire that body. The man combines a certain masculine attitude that can't be denied. The sun rises, the sun sets, and men like Rudd get admiration and worship from jobbers, it's the way of the world.
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Everything Great About this Match: +6
So there you have it. As most of you know, I'll buy anything with Rudd appearing in it and this match shows you why - that atypical wrestling heel, Rudd punishes a thirsty jobber. I wrestled in high school and I'd always see guys out there challenging us to fights to prove their manhood. This match takes me back to how a few strapping non-wrestlers out there might fare against an eager wrestler, wanting to win but yearning more to be put in his place.
Everything Great About a Match: Kayden Keller v Christian Taylor (bgeast.com)
Everything Great About a Match: +9
Kayden Keller v Christian Taylor (bgeast.com)
SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.
So let's begin:
+1: For the Kayden-Christian pairing. I love it when two of the men I obsess over get together and make gay wrestling magic happen. Is this a throw back? Maybe, but I'd like to think that somewhere out there is a young gay man "discovering" this match and sparking within him a love of gay wrestling. If that's you out there then I envy the journey you're about to take!
Christian: Am I supposed to be intimidated by this?
Kayden: You will be ...
+1: For Christian. I've been a fan of the man since he started and this version is probably the hottest. The man is upgrading hard to "Twunk" mode and it shows. Those arms, that chest, those abs ... I'm not the only one that wants those, just check out the expression Kayden has in each scene; he's a fan too!
Christian Upright
Christian on his back.
+1: I love a ring match. Full stop. And as Kayden rightly points out, Christian has few of those lying around so to see our twunk in a ring/mat encounter is definitely worth a point. There's just something sacred about the gay wrestling ring with two men using all parts of that space to grind down the other man.
Christian: Welcome to the mat!
+1: For all the ab bashing. Those long, ripped abs are repeatedly destroyed. You really can't blame anyone I mean, they make a beautiful tempting target just begging to be tested. Surely something so perfect needs to be broken.
+1: For the pec claws. Kayden is taking those pecs for a test drive here. This Twunk, buff, sinewy version of Christian is reduced to a groveling twink after Kayden has his way.
+1: For Kayden tearing Christian to shreds. Like all artists, the man loves what he does and you can sense the passion in his work. Kayden uses every dirty trick to work Christian's strapping body from all angles revealing the sounds of groans, pink abused muscle, and the light tap of submissions to highlight his work. This brings us to another lesson today - Heels don't need to cheat. They cheat because they can.
Heels cheat because they can.
+1: The sexy signature move - Christian "The Kiss" Taylor. As I mentioned earlier, Christian knows how to use that kiss to his advantage. He may not be the biggest, baddest, wrestler out there but the man's kiss sure is powerful. He's taken down heels with that lip lock before and even Kayden isn't immune to this.
But wait there's more... this deserves a bonus point [+1] for turning the man's sexy signature move against him. Kayden is tempted but not swayed with lust, the guy's a true gay wrestling professional after all. He's turned on but doesn't lose his head. Can't say most of us would have that kind of will power.
And there's still more ... You see if turning your opponent's signature move against him isn't sufficient to prove how much of heel you are, how about adding a muscle worship twist variation to this? Definitely worth another bonus point [+1] for submitting your jobber with your bicep only to have him so turned on that he worships said muscles. Kayden's manly musk is so over powering that Christian can't help but worship the superior man.
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Everything Great About this Match: +9
So there you have it. I don't use this compliment lightly but this match embodies everything I LOVE about gay wrestling. Now I'm sure we could all guess the outcome of this match from the start but the journey is what really sells this match. From Kayden's brutal beating to the little noises Christian makes whenever he transitions from agony to ecstasy; Two physically matched studs enter the ring only for one to be utterly taken apart and left a sweaty, submissive mess. In the end Christian was dominated and his opponent victoriously took what he wants.
Kayden's devious grin says it all. I. own. my. opponent. You see a victory isn't simply settled with a "pin" in this sport. No, the pin is just the beginning. A win in this sport is when you own the other man both physically and emotionally, and that my friends is the true heart of gay wrestling.