Little Dorian and Max
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Little Dorian and Max
OTP Questions
Because why not.
1. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? 2. Who reaches for the other one’s hand while driving? 3. Who gets the window seat? 4. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it say?) 5. Who wakes up first? 6. Who falls asleep while watching a movie? 7. Who’s prone to wearing socks indoors (or to sleep)? 8. Who has bigger cravings? 9. Who reminds the other to put on sunscreen before going to the beach (or pool)? 10. Who carries all the important documents while traveling? 11. Who checks the prices while grocery shopping? 12. Who sneaks in cookies in the shopping cart? 13. Who’d give their child sweets behind the other’s back? 14. Who’d pop the other one’s pimple? 15. Who would discreetly pinch the other one’s butt in public? 16. Who cooks at 2 in the morning? 17. Who gets extremely competitive playing Mario Kart? 18. Who takes longer getting ready? 19. Who likes doing the dishes? 20. Who points at a dog when they see it? 21. Who’s prone to road rage?
It’s almost over, Amatus.
Wow…this…
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Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“Drop. Your. Sword.”
“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”
“I am not left handed.”
“As you wish.”
“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”
“Have fun storming the castle.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
“Have you ever considered piracy?”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”
“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“You killed my love.”
“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”
“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”
“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”
“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”
“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”
“Is this a kissing book?”
“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”
“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”
“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
“There will be blood tonight!”
“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”
“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”
“You can die too for all I care!”
“So I’m here till I die?”
“I can cope with torture.”
“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”
“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”
“I will never love again.”
“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”
“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”
“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”
“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”
“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”
“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”
“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”
“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”
“Stop saying that!”
Send “What are you doing?” and I’ll generate a number for your muse to find my muse..
1. Exercising 2. Singing 3. Dancing 4. Stabbing someone 5. Stealing something 6. Kissing someone 7. Naked 8. In shower 9. Sleepwalking 10. Drawing 11. “Playing with themselves” 12. Picking up flowers 13. Cooking 14. With bloody hands and clothes 15. Playing with pet 16. Secretly crying 17. Writting goodbye letter 18. Talking to a bird 19. Climbing trees 20. Suffocating someone 21. Slapping them 22. In bed with someone else 23. Reading your muses diary 24. Preparing bath with rose petals 25. Practicing archery 26. Cosplaying 27. Lost in forest 28. Copying them 29. Trying to scare them 30. Talking in their sleep about them
DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS SENTENCE MEME PT. 1
’ i’m sorry, but i have no intention of leaving. ’ ’ now, we’re here for a good time, aren’t we boys ? ’ ’ look, we’ll… do what they want, go home, and try to forget this ever happened ! ’ ’ ha ! he squealed like a little pig when he died. let’s see if you do, too. ’ ’ now i’ll just gut your ignorant carcasses, instead ! ’ ’ don’t play ignorant with me, _______. you will not prevent justice from being done. ’ ’ his son lies dead in a river of blood that runs through the enire palace ! ’ ’ i need names and i need them now. ’ ’ get this ____ out of the city. today. ’ ’ and i was beginning to think _____ were all stodgy priests. ’ ’ your majesty, i would have not put it so bluntly. ’ ’ there are events in ______ you should be aware of. ’ ’ to defeat them, we have to work together. it’s not an idea everyone seems able to grasp. ’ ’ it may be allegroy, meant to teach us that our own evil causes human suffering. ’ ’ he’s inside, but… i don’t think it’s my place to discuss his activities. ’ ’ his majesty could not contain his excitement after your meeting. ’ ’ it takes more than legends to win a battle. that’s not an argument i’ll repeat here. ’ ’ pray that our king proves amenable to wisdom, if you’re the praying sort. ’ ’ cannibals, beasts, witches and now _____ ? what isn’t to be scared of ? ’ ’ yes, i was harassing you by delivering a message. ’ ’ here i thought we were getting along so well. i was even going to name one of my children after you… the grumpy one. ’ ’ the way she wields guilt they should stick her in the army. ’ ’ whatever their cunning, i guarantee they won’t take us by surprise. ’ ’ you fear barbarians will swoop down upon you ? ’ ’ yes, swooping is bad. ’ ’ you’re… some kind of… sneaky… witch-thief ! ’ ’ she’ll put us all in the pot, she will. just you watch. ’ ’ you are required to do nothing, least of all believe. ’ ’ your fascination with glory and legends will be your undoing. ’ ’ the suspicious, dim-witted one who was with you before, yes. ’ ’ age and power are relative — it depends on who is asking. ’ ’ last time i looked, you had ears. ’ ’ pardon me, but i had the impression that you needed assistance, whatever the form. ’ ’ not to… look a gift horse in the mouth, but won’t this add to our problems ? ’ ’ there are those who would take advantage of your weakened state if we let them. ’ ’ i have not shirked my duty to the throne, and neither will any of you ! ’ ’ i will brook no threat to this nation… from you or anyone ! ’ ’ falling on your blade in grief seemed like too much trouble, i take it ? ’ ’ have you never lost someone important to you ? ’ ’ i can be friendly when i desire to. alas, desiring to be more intelligent does not make it so. ’ ’ couldn’t you crawl into a bush somewhere and die ? ’ ’ perhaps we have different ideas of freedom. ’ ’ i doubt he would listen. he blindly follows his master’s commands. ’ ’ i — i appreciate your enthusiasm, but it would be inappropriate for me to be in your quarters unescorted. ’ ’ oh, encourage the hound, why don’t you ? ’ ’ if the mind is not exercised, it withers just as the body does. ’ ’ i’m sure i’ll freeze in the southern rain and be jealous of you up here, warm and safe. ’ ’ what’s a wench ? is that what you put on to get the bucket out of the well ? ’ ’ a wench is a woman that pours ale in a tavern. or a woman who drinks a lot of ale. ’ ’ that bastard ! i’ll cut his lying throat myself ! ’ ’ ah, my darling girl… if only will could make it so. ’ ’ warn your brother. and know that we love you both. you do us proud. ’ ’ he is a very young man. i try to keep that in mind, as should you. ’
Munday Symbols
❤ - Any tumblr senpais ❣ - An unpopular opinion I have ⋆ - A ship I have with my character ❧ - A ship I have with your character ✗ - A ship I can’t stand ☒ - A fact about the mun ☑ - A fact about the character ✾ - Why I chose my character ◎ - Relationship status ❂ - Post a picture of myself ☄ - My opinion of you
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“I don’t think the cold agrees with you.”
“ And this is why I mostly stay indoors. Least likely to catch a cold or freeze my toes off. I don’t understand how you southerners can get use to it.”
{ Hey guys long time no see! I’m sorry about being gone for so long, life and all that has been going one. I’m well and am going to be slowly getting back into the groove of things. So if anyone want’s to continue what we had from before of if anyone want’s to start something new please let me know. ^^}
Painful Starter Sentences
1: "Ow, I have a paper cut."
2: "This is the worst headache I've ever had."
3: "I-I think I need to go to the hospital."
4: "I can't breathe."
5: "I've been shot."
6: "I'm bleeding."
7: "I can't move my leg."
8: "I think I broke something."
9: "Everything hurts."
10: "I'm pretty sure I'm going to need stitches."
11: "You're bleeding!"
12: "You've been shot!"
13: "You're covered in bruises!"
14: "Are you able to move?"
15: "That was a hard fall, are you okay?"
16: "You're hurt really bad. I think I should take you to the hospital."
17: "I think you're going to need stitches."
18: "What happened to you? Why is your leg broken?"
19: "You wouldn't have gotten hurt if you just listened to me."
20: "I have a band-aid if you need one."
Hands of the Inquisition [1 - 3]
RIPS SHIRT OFF TALK TO ME ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?
2: Company you're always loyal to?
3: Best game you've ever played?
4: Worst game you've ever played?
5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?
6: A game that's changed you the most?
7: A game you'll never forget?
8: Best soundtrack?
9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?
10: A game you've completely given up on?
11: Hardest game you've played?
12: Shortest time you've beaten a game in?
13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?
14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?
15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?
16: Character you've hated most? From what game?
17: What game do you never tell people you play?
18: A game you wish your friends knew about?
19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
20: What was the first video game you ever played?
21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?
23: Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?
24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?
25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?
26: Handheld or console?
27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?
28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?
29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?
30: A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?
Send me ‘▲’ and my muse will tell you one thing they wish they had told their parents.
SEND "What?!" FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION TO YOURS BLURTING OUT "I LOVE YOU" IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT.
Serious Cullen is serious.