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your muse has been set up on a blind date!
- how does your muse react when they find my muse waiting for them?
please specify which muse/s if there are multimuses involved
your muse has been set up on a blind date!
- how does your muse react when they find my muse waiting for them?
please specify which muse/s if there are multimuses involved
In re: Apple Frakking Tumblr Over
OKAY So ever since the Tumblr announcement over Apple's TOS for the app staying on the AppStore, I've been seeing so many posts spreading so much information AND misinformation.
If you haven't seen the post, click here, but basically it boils down to Apple's TOS for what Apps can and can't exist on the AppStore are pretty damn draconian. Famously Discord had to disallow ios app users from entering Not Safe For Work/Mature servers. Discord also put in a work-around to this but I'll get to that. Anyway, those TOS Apple's put in place are now affecting tumblr.
Misinfo #1: Tumblr is deliberately making the app experience unusable - False
Tumblr is doing what Apple is telling them to do. Apple is the one making the iOS version of the app unusable. Not tumblr. Although their enforcement of Apple's wants is rather obnoxious this isn't tumblr's fault. It's Apple's. Direct your ire to Apple, not tumblr, because this is directly their doing.
Misinfo #2: Tags have been ganked. - Well yes, but actually no.
It's true tags are borped on the iOs app BUT!!! "Banned tags" work just fine in the web version of tumblr, or the Android app. All the tags I've seen in the "banned tags" lists going around work just fine on my phone (I have android) or on my laptop. THE TAGS ALSO WORK FINE ON THE BROWSER ON MY IPAD. That's right, easy way to get around iOS shennangannery? Use the Tumblr website. It looks (and runs) just like the app. There are even other features on the website that aren't on the app. So if you're an iOS user frustrated by how the tumblr app now works, log in on Safari, Chrome, Firefox, Microsoft Edge, Opera, literally any internet web browser, and boom bam. Your original tumblr experience is back. Original bugs and all. Screenshot below of my android phone, and the tumblr website being able to access "banned tags." Also a screenshot of the post from the wip tumblr saying that experiences on Android and the website will not be affected.
Misinfo #3: Tumblr's doing nothing to combat the ultra-censorship on their iOS app - Maybe
In their post, staff said they're working on a work-around. They left details pretty vague, as is staff's wont, but they aren't exactly out of options. This is where I get back to what Discord did when Apple did the same thing to them. Essentially you would have to go onto Discord on your laptop and allow access to not safe for work servers on iOS. It's a setting only found in the laptop/desktop version of discord. (see screenshot for proof) I believe Tumblr is probably working on something similar. To allow users to have the original experience by going through the website. For now you still have the browsers on your phone. Also screenshotted, where staff said in their post they're working on a workaround.
All this to say, you guys need to stop freaking out. Yes, tumblr is broken, tumblr's been broken for a hot minute, but you know what? This latest censorship dirge is not tumblr's fault. It's apples. And there are workarounds, pretty piss easy workarounds like using your browser instead of your app. It's not even that much more difficult. I know this is frustrating, but being reactionary and spreading misinformation isn't going to do anything but harm people who are looking for solutions.
lets talk about polyamory
we all love a good polyamorous ship. but as someone who is polyamorous in real life i have begun noticing a lot of things in rpc that make me extremely uncomfortable and i think need to be addressed.Ā
ā firstly, lets talk about shorthands for it. i slip up on this one, but itās a good idea to try and useĀ āpolyamā and notĀ āpoly.ā Polynesians have requestsĀ āpolyā stop being appropriated to mean polyamorous. before it was a shortened version of polyamorous, it was used to refer to their people. it really is better to try and sayĀ āpolyamā orĀ āpolyamorous.āĀ ā secondly, lets talk about the language we use when referring to it. rpc likes to refer to sex asĀ āsinā and nasty, which if thatās your preference alright. i know plenty who prefer not to as it can reinforce shame and religious trauma. however, i really think people should not be using that kind of language about an identity and way of loving.Ā saying your muse is being nasty, or saying youāreĀ āswattingā them for wanting polyamorous ships/threesome. spraying them with a water bottle etc. anything that infers that it is wrong and greedy for them to want feels really shitty to see as an actually polyam person. i know many are just joking but it feels really hurtful and uncomfortable to see muns talking about it like itās some forbidden, strange, unusual or taboo thing.Ā ā lastly, lets talk about fetishizing. it kind of goes in hand with the last one. this idea that itās some like secretive little kink. the conversation always being around sex. listen i love smut as much as the next person. but when polyam comes up primarily during days when the dash is focused on kinks and smut, it feels really shitty. 90% of the conversation is about sex and barely any times do i see people including other shipping content into it.Ā how the relationship works, fluff, plot points, angst, etc.Ā
iām not trying to shame anyone or gatekeep. itās just that i think thereās a lot of ignorance and unknowing missteps happening. and as someone who is polyamorous it makes me uncomfortable, i imagine it makes others feel the same as well. polyamory is not sin. itās not something bad for your muse to want. itās not something bad for you to want to explore in writing. itās normal. itās healthy. and itās more than threesomes. itās about loving people, itās about having this amazing trust,Ā learning to work through things and have a certain intimacy together in a way that just doesnāt come with monogamy. itās not about being greedy or being filled with too much lust. itās about knowing you can love lots of people in different ways and wanting to explore it with others. itās a beautiful wonderful thing that is so much more than some kink orĀ ādirtyā little fantasy. please think about that next time it becomes a conversation on your dash.Ā
tumblr just terminated my rp blog, so this is like. honestly very surreal bc the immense majority of y'all don't know who my rp account is, but anyway!! i guess i'm letting y'all know that this is suddenly a thing that's happening again, i have no idea what to do, i've reported it to tumblr but i figure y'all should be aware of the fact that this is happening again. i guess i'm writing this post to just let everyone know that this might be happening to a lot of blogs again, and if anyone has any advice or helpful tips or information regarding this or how to fix this, please place them in the comments below!
again, y'all are more than welcome to reblog this with advice or leave some tips in the comments! after i posted this, it was brought to my attention that many blogs are being deleted by tumblr, and given that this happened several months ago also, perhaps there might be some people out there who have helpful tips or ways to bring the blogs back!
PSA Tumblr is at it again, please back up your content just in case.
Hey fun fact, if you write fuck in the tags your post wont show up in any tag, so uuuuuh heads up
Also fun fact, adding āpornā in your reblog tags (e.g. āhistory pornā or āfashion pornā) means that those posts wonāt show up when you search your own blog.
Wank too. Itās why I changed all my fandom #wank posts to fandom #dramaz posts
ā¦.well this is a psa that needs to go around
I tagged one of my drawings as āwell mark me down as both scared and hornyā and it vanished from the other tags until I removed that so⦠āhornyā too, apparently
One of my comics wasnāt showing up in tumblr tags until I removed all my tags with the crass language in it. (āshitpostingā and ābitchā were the 2 I suspected) Then it conveniently started appearing publicly in the tags.
Oh my god this site really did become catholic
The following tags are (also) no longer searchable:
erotic orgasm bdsm sexual* vagina breasts foreskin suicide semen ejaculation foreplay masturbation
*Note: this includes combined search terms such as āsexual healthā, āsexual helpā, āsexual orientationā, etc.Ā
Tags that are still searchable:
white pride white power whites only aryan volkisch n*gger ch*nk and probably every racial slur you can think of, I was too nauseated to look anymore
Speaking of the aforementioned censored tags:
sexual is censored but sex isnāt
vagina is censored but penis isnāt
wank is censored but wanker and buggerĀ arenāt
And hereās some additional tags that seem to have been screened:
lolita is censored, because screw you if you want to talk about literature or Japanese fashion
sexing is censored; animal husbandry is risque now
gore, including cw gore, because content warnings are forbidden
pedophile but not pedophilia for some reason; heads up for content warnings there, too
ass⦠and butt as well, because even if you have to be 13 to get an account on this site, the censorship is apparently operating at elementary school level
bondage, because you are not allowed to quote Harriet Tubman, Abraham Lincoln, or Nelson Mandela in the tags now
threesome is censored, but thankfully triad and OT3 arenāt (yet)
oral is censored, including compounds such as oral contraceptive, oral defense, and oral tradition
sadism is censored, (masochism isnāt)
labia, vulva, clit, and clitoris are all censored, but testicles, gonads, balls,Ā cojones, andĀ bollocksĀ arenāt
cunt and pussy are censored too, but again, not penis
cock is though; you canātĀ ācock an eyebrowā orĀ āhear the cock crowā in the tags
dick, including names such as, for example, Dick Cheney
@happyfatcatfornowā said:Ā oral is censored? But what about simply discussing dental health and hygiene? This kind of coding is what happens when you put lazy developers in charge of indexing a site.Ā
Have a look at this insanity.Ā (And same thing if you doĀ āsearchā instead ofĀ ātaggedā.):
So this is concerning.Ā Here is a screenshot of a google search for tumblr & #oral. Youāll see that there are someĀ āoral sexā items in here but most of theseĀ are not at all oral sex.Ā So their decision to ban the term āoralā wasnāt based on any risk on the site.Ā
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Awkward Nights Or Morning Afters
For those awkward nights or morning afters, these have triggering themes implied but are not explicit.
āJust what did we do last night?ā
"Good morning, I guess?ā
āAnd thatās why they donāt let me drink tequila.ā
āI donāt remember any of that.ā
āAt least I won the contest.ā
"You got home too late last night and we didnāt get a chance to talk.ā
āI donāt get it, what happened? You suddenly like me now?ā
āDid you sleep okay last night?ā
āYour breakfast is getting cold!ā
āNo. Go back to sleep.ā
āI dreamt about you last night.ā
āItās okay. Ā I couldnāt sleep anyway.ā
āDid you have fun with you-know-who last night?ā
āAre you lost?ā
āDo you know where we are?ā
āI guess, starting tomorrow, we can tell people.ā
āWhat are the chances that weāre both serial killers?ā
āI was joking about being a serial killer.ā
āYou ever wonder how you got to this point in your life?ā
āIām really into you. I just canāt be with youā¦right now.ā
āIs there any way we could just go back to normal?ā
āYou got into a fight, didnāt you.ā
āHowād you get those bruises?ā
āIāll take the sofa, you take the bed.ā
āWhat part of "stay putā didnāt make sense to you?ā
"We were only supposed to be friends.ā
āAre you wearing my shirt?ā
āI donāt do relationships.ā
āWhere do you think youāre going?ā
āWhy did you let me do that?ā
āPlease tell me youāre not wearing a ring.ā
āHave you seen my shirt?ā
āI know I said this the last time, but āNever again.āā
āIām dreaming arenāt I?ā
Awkward Nights Or Morning Afters
For those awkward nights or morning afters, these have triggering themes implied but are not explicit.
"Just what did we do last night?ā
"Good morning, I guess?"
"And that's why they don't let me drink tequila."
"I don't remember any of that."
āAt least I won the contest."
"You got home too late last night and we didnāt get a chance to talk."
"I donāt get it, what happened? You suddenly like me now?"
"Did you sleep okay last night?"
"Your breakfast is getting cold!"
"No. Go back to sleep."
"I dreamt about you last night."
"Itās okay. Ā I couldnāt sleep anyway."
"Did you have fun with you-know-who last night?"
"Are you lost?"
"Do you know where we are?"
"I guess, starting tomorrow, we can tell people."
"What are the chances that we're both serial killers?"
"I was joking about being a serial killer."
"You ever wonder how you got to this point in your life?"
"I'm really into you. I just can't be with you...right now."
"Is there any way we could just go back to normal?"
"You got into a fight, didnāt you."
"Howād you get those bruises?"
"Iāll take the sofa, you take the bed."
"What part of "stay put" didnāt make sense to you?"
"We were only supposed to be friends."
"Are you wearing my shirt?"
"I donāt do relationships."
"Where do you think youāre going?"
"Why did you let me do that?"
"Please tell me you're not wearing a ring."
"Have you seen my shirt?"
"I know I said this the last time, but āNever again.ā"
"I'm dreaming aren't I?"
A GUIDE TO BECOME BETTER AT PLOTTING & PLOTTING ETIQUETTE.
So, one thing I hear over and over again in my time in the RP community, is the sentence āI suck at plotting.ā Understandably, plotting can be difficult. Maybe you donāt know much about the other personās muse, that museās fandom or universe. Maybe youāve already used all your ideas on other plots and canāt think of any new ones. Maybe you donāt have much practice with plotting or you just automatically default to winging things because itās easier, so youāve gotten a bit rusty. Regardless of the reason why you think you suck at plotting though, I definitely believe there are some tips and tricks to learn how to become a better plotter or refresh your plotting skills, and I want to share some of those tips and tricks in this post.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā TIPS AND TRICKS.
1) ASK QUESTIONS. This is probably the most important part of plotting if youāre stuck and canāt think of any ideas. If you donāt have any ideas, ask questions. Some examples of questions you can ask:Ā
āWhat kind of theme are you interested in writing? (angst, fluff, ships, etc.)ā or āWhat kind of dynamics would you be interested in? (romantic, friendships, enemies, frenemies, family, etc.)ā or āShould we do a first interaction or something pre-established?ā
The above are some questions that can narrow down on the millions of opportunities for plots that is only limited by your imagination, and instead give you a set direction when you try to come up with ideas. Think of it like a painter looking at a blank canvas. Staring a painting is always the most difficult because you have to figure out what to draw, and there are endless opportunities, which can be intimidating. But once youāve figured out what to draw (for example a flower) it becomes a lot easier to put that painting brush down on that canvas and start painting.
If youāre still stuck after asking these questions, you can also ask questions directly about the other munās muse. Some examples: āHow would your muse react to x, y,z?ā or ā.ā
Some other questions you can ask. āWould you be up for doing an AU? / Would you be up for making a crossover verse for x,y,z fandom?ā (If asking for the other mun to make a crossover verse for their muse, you can also offer to give information about said universe in case the other mun isnāt familiar with it.)
2) DONāT BE AFRAID TO SHARE YOUR IDEAS.Ā If you have an idea, or even a part of an idea, donāt be afraid to share it. Even if the other mun isnāt interested in that particular idea, maybe that idea can spark an idea for them and theyāll probably tell you something akin to āIām not sure my muse would fit in that setting, but I could see them x, y, z.ā Oftentimes, even ideas that donāt work or interest your RP partner can help spark new ideas, maybe in the same direction or maybe in an entirely different, but just as much fun direction. It also shows your RP partner that youāre at least willing to make some effort with coming up with ideas, which will in turn, make them more interested in coming up with ideas of their own.
3) SOMETIMES, LESS IS MORE. A part of why some people seem to fear plotting is because they think they have to come up with intricate plots with lots of details and planning. And while that can definitely be fun, a lot of the time, LESS IS MORE. And by that, I mean, if you can just come up with the most basic of settings, sometimes, thatās more than enough to go on. Maybe that setting is something as simple as figuring out how your muses should meet. After all, if you plot out everything from how they should meet, to how their relationship should form, all the way to the end, there isnāt really a lot left to explore when you are going to actually sit down and write threads together and that can take away from the fun. It can also be that you plot out all these things, and when you start writing, you feel forced to take it in that direction when it just doesnāt flow naturally. So yeah, sometimes less is, in fact, more, and you shouldnāt ever be worried that you have to come up with big, detailed plots.
4) BACK-AND-FORTH / EXCITEMENT.Ā Also what I like to call āYelling about our muses to each other.ā This can be a great way to plot without even thinking about plotting. It usually requires some good chemistry with the other mun, but if you are both excited about your muses and the potential for them interacting together from the beginning and show that excitement in your ooc messages, sometimes, just yelling those excitements at each other can spark a lot of ideas. Just a simple āI can see our muses becoming really good friends!!ā will set in motion that back-and-forth yelling about your muses type of conversation that leads to ideas just spilling out naturally. Just the excitement in the messages themselves makes the plotting more fun and makes it come more naturally.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ETIQUETTE / DONāTS.
1) IF YOUāRE THE ONE ASKING TO PLOT / INTERACT. If youāre the one who approaches the other mun about plotting and / or interacting, DONāT leave the job of coming up with ideas to the other mun. If youāve approached someone for plotting, chances are their muse caught your interest for some reason, and you could see an interaction between that muse and yours. Instead of putting all the job on them, express from the beginning why you could see an interaction between their muse and yours. Trust me, it makes the plotting so much more easier, not just for you, but for the mother mun, too. I canāt tell you how frustrating it is to be asked to plot, and then the person asking never actually contributes to any ideas.
2) PLOTTING IS A GROUP-PROJECT. Kind of connected with the above, but if one mun alone ends up coming up with all the ideas, it can make that mun feel like youāre not really as excited or as willing to put in the work as they are. No one likes to feel like theyāre the only one in a group project doing all the work.
3) IF PLOTTING WITH A MULTIMUSE BLOG⦠Help the mumu-mun out by telling them which of their muses youāre the most interested in interacting with from the get-go. Even if you are interested in all of their muses, itās usually very helpful for a mumu-mun to have some options to choose between. Or at the very least, you can ask them which of their muses they are having the most inspiration for lately.
4) NON-CONTRIBUTING RESPONSES. If someone writes you multiple sentences with ideas when youāre plotting ooc, donāt just reply with one word sentences like āYes!ā, or non-contributing sentences likeĀ āSounds good to me!ā orĀ āIām fine with anything!ā Iāll admit, this is something Iāve been guilty of, and I think pretty much all of us has at some point, and while I do think itās something you can get away with if you only do it on occasion, if you give these types of responses multiple times to the same person throughout the same plotting session, it can get frustrating to the other mun after a while. It kind of ties in with #1 and #2, that youāre leaving the other mun to do all the work. At the very least, if you feel like you donāt have any IDEAS to contribute with, you can still show your excitement over the idea. For exampleĀ āThat sounds like so much fun! I canāt wait to write that out!ā Maybe even ask something akin to āIs there anything else you think we should plot out, or do you want to start with what weāve got so far?ā
There are probably a lot more tips and tricks and doās and donāts that could be added to this list, but this is what I can think of at the top of my mind. Feel free to reblog if you feel like this was helpful and/or could be helpful to someone else!
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u know that gorgeous and underrated plot where one of the muses is being hunted down by bad guys and the other muse either volunteers or gets assigned to protect them and they go into motels and safehouses and maybe there's only one bed and maybe they have to kiss to hide their faces and maybe many things happen of shippy and angsty varieties? i gotchu.
from the bodyguard.
" we don't have much time. grab and pack a bag; you're coming with me! "
" i'll explain everything once we're on the road. for now, all you need to know is that your life is in grave danger, and i'm responsible for keeping you safe. "
" hey, don't give me that look. nobody's gonna think of looking for us in a wedding suite, alright? "
" jesus, where the hell were you?! haven't i been clear enough? there are trained men whose sole purpose in life is to kill you! "
" you can't just sneak off without telling me, damnit, they could've caught and killed you before i ever knew you left the hotel room! "
" y'know, i keep turning it over in my head, but... i keep drawing a blank as to why they're after you. "
" i'll take the sofa, you take the bed. "
" once we get to the safehouse, i'll teach you how to use a gun. "
" yeah... the movies never tell you kevlar leaves a bruise, do they? you're alright, just keep breathing, yeah? we'll get frozen peas on that once we're back inside. "
" hey... come on now, don't get all upset and worried. it's not my first time taking a bullet. this is nothing, trust me. "
" it's not like i planned this. i never felt a calling or anything. the money was good, i had nothing else, so... being a bodyguard just made sense. "
" look at me... it's my job to keep you safe. alright? part of that involves taking a bullet every now and then. "
" shit, they found us! hey, listen to me. go hide under the bed, alright? take the knife, and if anyone tries to grab you, you make sure they lose their hands. i'm gonna go handle this. just... don't come out unless i say so. "
" that's it. i'm done being cute about this. who the hell are these bastards, and what the hell do they want from you?! "
" you any good with a needle and thread? i, uh... i got a little graze on my back. nothing serious, but still... no time to get an infection, right? "
" you... you're bleeding... "
" shit, no, no no no, keep your eyes on me, alright?! come on, stay with me, i'm not through with you yet. this is gonna hurt, but you need to stay awake! don't go to sleep, you hear me?! "
" thank god... i thought i lost you... you would/wouldn't be the first, you know? "
" hey, come on. we're getting a proper dinner, not microwave burritos again. grab your coat; you just survived the first week of being on the run, you've earned a little treat! "
" can't sleep, huh? i get it. the adrenaline, the nerves, sleeping in a strange bed... i'll stay up with you a while. talking kinda helps when you're trying to go to sleep... "
" so... we're gonna need to kiss. i know, i know, but they're headed our way, and it's just for a few seconds, and then we're gonna be in the clear, we can stop and forget it ever happened. deal? okay. come here. "
" next time... if there is a next time, we kiss, i want it to be real. not because our lives are at stake. "
" no, i don't usually kiss the assets... usually i just turn around and cause a diversion so we can escape. i guess you must be special. "
" you realise it's ME that takes the bullet for YOU, not the other way around... right?! "
" hey, hey! take it easy... it's okay... you're safe, alright? it's just me... you had a nightmare, but it's okay. i got you. we're safe now, nobody's gonna find us tonight... "
to the bodyguard.
" so... did you always know you wanted to be a bodyguard? "
" this is your job? you get paid to risk your life to protect mine? "
" i don't need a babysitter! certainly not an armed one! "
" i'm sorry for dragging you into this... you could still go. they haven't seen you, they don't know you were helping me. i don't want you getting killed for trying to help me. "
" yeah... that kiss wasn't to protect our identities... "
" who are these people, and why the hell are they chasing me?! "
" no! i'm not going anywhere with you! not until you explain to me what the hell's going on! who are you?! who were those guys shooting at us?! WHY are they shooting at us?! "
" it... i guess it wasn't real before... but now? i mean... i/you just killed a man... "
" ...they're not gonna stop looking for me until i'm dead. are they? "
" i guess you wanna know why they want me dead, right? "
" you get that scar from helping other people like me? "
" i can't... i won't be the reason you get killed. i won't have it. you deserve a long and happy life, not one stuck in a motel room with me until one of us gets killed. "
" i'm sorry for losing it earlier... i'm just not okay with the idea of you putting your life on the line for me. "
" you... you're bleeding... shit, that was what i heard, wasn't it?! that was meant for me! you took a bullet for me?! "
" they'll never stop hunting for me! you know that! so go! just go! save your own ass, and go! "
" quit following me! nobody else is going to die because of me! "
" so... this is what a safehouse looks like. "
" i don't think a starbucks gift card and a thank you note can really repay you for protecting me for... well, for god knows how long. "
" ...how long's the longest you've been on the run with a person for? "
" you must have a family though, right? do they know about what you do? "
" woah... hey, now, take it easy, it's just me. i'm sorry, i forgot the knock... i wanted to grab you some breakfast from that IHOP across the way... "
" you must get so lonely on this job... "
" no, no... um... w-we could share the bed. right? i'm... i sleep easier when... when there's someone around. "
" wait, don't go! please? i... i don't want to be alone... "
If you guys have ADD/ADHD, autism, OCD, or something else that affects your ability to concentrate, I highly recommend the chrome extension Mercury Reader. You just open whatever link you're using, then click on the MR icon (it should look like a rocket) and it'll simplify the page so that it's in a focus-friendly layout. Instead of having random pictures and word boxes all over the screen, it'll be in a vertical format with nothing to distract you so you can focus on what's important. You can also adjust the text size (small, medium, large), font (serif, sans), and theme (light, dark). And the best part is, it's completely free! It's honestly one of the best things I've ever downloaded.
This is an article without the extension. See that messy format, and how the actual article content only takes up a fraction of the page? It's no wonder it took me 7 hours to write that paper.
The same article, this time with Mercury. The user-friendly settings are at the top, and the rest of the article is formatted vertically down the middle with no free-roaming pictures or words. How nice.
DIFFERENT TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS Because there are so many different types of bonds characters can share. For the prompts with one muse is __ the other muse, please feel free to specify who is which role.
send ā¤ļø for a romantic ship between our muses send š for a toxic ship between our muses send ⨠for a purely sexual relationship between our muses send š for a sexual relationship between our muses that could turn romantic send š for our muses to be friends sendĀ š§” for our muses to be friends that could develop into a romantic relationship send š for a friends with benefits situation between our muses send š¤ for our muses to be partners that work together send š for one muse to have a crush on the other muse send š¤ for our muses to have had a past romanceĀ send š for mutual pining between our muses sendĀ š for our muses to be in an arranged relationship. Could develop or not. sendĀ š for a hateship between our muses send šŖ for our muses to have a familial relationship sendĀ āļø for our muses to have a rivalryĀ sendĀ š”ļø for a one-sided rivalry/grudge by one muse to the other sendĀ š for our muses to be strictly enemies send 𤫠for one muse to secretly be an enemy/traitor to the other muse send šØāš« for one muse to be a teacher/mentor for the other muse sendĀ š for one muse to work for the other muse send ā for regular customer relationship (hair stylists, coffee shop employees, etc.) sendĀ šØ for one muse to be the bully of the other muse
It's Spicy Sunday so feel free to send in any spicy question you'd like!
It doesn't have to be about sex, but it can be. Go crazy!
Anon is a privilege, not a right -
Just as it says - Anon is a privilege, not a right. You don't have to keep anon turned on if people in your inbox are abusing this privilege. Anon should be for sending love and encouragement, or for asking fun questions.
If you don't like someone, you don't have to follow them, or interact with them. You can unfollow, or block, or blacklist their URL. Anon should not be used to spread hate and discouragement in the roleplay community. If you wouldn't say it with your name attached, you probably shouldn't be saying it at all. It's like putting on a ski mask, and showing up on someone's doorstep to shout obscenities in their face. This is not what anon should be.
If you don't like someone - it is NOT your job to tell them why. And if someone asks for criticism, anon is not your free pass to be a jerk. If you can't be constructive with your critique, then keep it to yourself. You aren't doing anyone any favors abusing the anon button to shout in people's faces. You're just part of the problem.
Mun =/= Muse.
Mun =/= Muse.
Mun =/= Muse.
Oh, in case you missed, it?
Mun =/= Muse.
CAPYBARA SHENANIGANS
Collected quotes from the RPC Development Tea Room Discord Server! Feel free to change wording/etc to fit your muse.
(Name), you wouldnāt be you if you had chill.
Iām hoping Glitz is like glam rock. Jazz with more glitter. Like a hair band.
It sounds like theyāve named their dogs using one of those āwhat is your porn name?ā memes.
sorry sir, youāre asking for services that come with the girlfriend package, & youāre currently subscribing to the fringe benefits deal, please talk to me about an upgrade
this has backfired tremendously
leaves splayed out like a professional on a porn setās casting couch
my next life, make me a fuckin houseplant
I have moments where I brain goodly
Iām a houseplant with more complicated emotions
But Iām a coconut ho
If you tell me they made you cry, I will burn down their house with them in it, & I will never forget they did that.
I regularly say Mercury is in Gatorade to fuck with people
and at some point I realized that I was in too deep
get your capybaras we got so many of em. ya want a sleepy one? a caffeine addicted one? how about an angry capybara, an angybara if you will
So edible undies, but made of cookies instead of fruit rollups?
whereās that cookie underwear, i need to eat my feelings
youāre not allowed to charge me with murder again
THREE TIMES IāVE BEEN ACCUSED OF MURDER WHEN IT WAS MAN-SLAUGHTER AND YOU KNOW IT
Well i guess setting yourself on fire would wake you up
DONāT THINK UNPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT WINNIE THE POOH I SWEAR
I came back to some weird shit
I felt my entire ass loosen.
Cows care not for hygiene
I think IHOP might be where hope goes to die, and I say that as having been in many an IHOP at 3am
life is too short and i choose violence
DID YOU JUST COMPARE ME TO THE BUGāS LIFE RIDE IN ANIMAL KINGDOM?
She is a ship, Heās a canal, Can I make anymore obvious?
Itās your fault Iām gay as hell so it must be your fault everyone else is too
the feral part is most accurate
send in the bitchslapping raccoons
you donāt gotta be old to be a cryptid
stop trying to kill people
I feel like I was rickrolled by a pet site.
grand theft horsey
jeff bezos; not even the first dickhead into space, but probably the first flying in on one
YOU SHUSH YOU SHITSTIRRER
May I remind everyone that they have the ass of a frog
what emotion am I depicting?? fuck around and find out
just because you read it in a fanfic doesnāt mean its a good idea
That information makes sense but I donāt like it
The heat wave has turned me into a part time nudist i swear
this isnāt twilight
But most importantly, hotter than Satanās asscrack in a lava bath, so not a viable option
I will push your pin
Send my muse anons about their relationships.
Canon ships, non-canon, OTPs you have or OTPs I have. Send them. Make my muse giddy, break my muse, make them laugh or cry. Do your best.