Twerking Narwhal

[toastbutteregg]

[ubuyo]

There’s people sitting in a corner playing Smash on a projector

[thatmaskednegro-blog]

Death is also there to reap their souls it seems.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gundamace]

Ah, hello seasonal depressive disorder. I didn’t miss you at all.

[ndcupid-deactivated20191114]

sensory

[ourjocohome]

Maybe I’m easily amused but I think this is the coolest thing every time I come into this supermarket.

[hiitlikeabeast-deactivated20180]

I’ve never seen such a perfect produce section

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

This pleases me.

[kornonkob]

I wanna take one from the bottom and watch them all fall

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[babyanimalgifs]

Cat tweets

[stljedi]

It’s going to be a bad night.

[sindri42]

Look, if it’s a real ghost, the busters get custody. If it’s just a real estate developer in a costume it’s out of their jurisdiction so we gotta hand things off to these meddling kids and their dog.

[weloveshortvideos]

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

[danthemedicman]

This is the quality content I live for

[mens-rights-activia]

This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[tortillah]

i went to prom with pizza

[tortillah]

UPDATE: SHE SAID YES

[tortillah]

one year later…

[tortillah]

when buzzfeed features your post and amy’s kitchen contacts you!

[damselwrites]

Color Synonyms

White

also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino; 

Grey

also: dust; stone; pepper;  

Black

also:  coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky; 

Tan

also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny; 

Brown

also:  henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze; 

Red

also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine;  fire-engine; ruddy

Orange

also:  pumpkin ; rust ; 

Yellow

also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum; 

Green

also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest; 

Blue

also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;

Purple

also: berry;  amaranthine;

Pink

also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ; 

—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/

—–additional synonyms added by me

[markv5]

[awwww-cute]

My kiddos can also strike a pose (Source: https://ift.tt/2J94JtT)

[paprika]

[bob-belcher]

[insomniac-arrest]

me, having a really bad week: can’t get any lower than this smh

my depression, as my anxiety watches: