Slippy

RP Blog for Slippy from Star Fox

[upbeatspacepuppyb]

(I am moving back to having a main blog now, so this blog will be out of use along with the Slippy. Sorry, but a main account is easier to use for me)

[upbeatspacepuppyb]

(Mun here. Sorry I haven’t been active. Mental health took a nosedive. I’m getting better though)

[ittybittytatertot]

One last time before the decade ends

[datboislippyb]

“The last person Wolf looks up to is James McCloud. He’s always angry. All he does is drink. Who made that quiz? Because it’s wrong!”

[icantlose]

“Yeah, because James McCloud never drank. Y’know somethin’, Slippy? I envy ya -- I wish I could BE just like ya. Flyin’ among the stars with your crew, forcin’ ‘em to babysit ya just so you can maintain the delusional fuckin’ fantasy land that ya live in.”

“Y’know what? I change my answer. The person I look up to is you. What I wouldn’t give to have everything just handed to me, to get a free pass of bein’ a fuckin’ know-it-all little nuisance that likes to run his mouth but can’t for the life of himself actually fight. I’d love to make all my friends bail me out of my problems, of the dangers I get myself caught up in. I’d love to have the explicit permission that you somehow have to just spend all day playin’ with my fuckin’ toys.”

“I wanna be just like you, Slippy.”

[datboislippyb]

Slippy takes a deep breath.. he’s about to yell at Wolf.

“First of all, I’m a good mechanic! Second of all, I’ve been getting better. And most importantly? At least I have friends!”

[datboislippyb]

“The last person Wolf looks up to is James McCloud. He’s always angry. All he does is drink. Who made that quiz? Because it’s wrong!”

[reticentluminary-blog]

Parker’s begging again.

Somehow my paypal was HACKED, as a result I am now over $150 over-drawn. I’ve made a new paypal with a secure password and of course 2FA… But due to this it’s gonna be really hard to  make ends meet for a bit…

If you can’t donate to my paypal… maybe reblog this? Spread the word?

>> PayPal Link <<

[deceptionmask-blog]

I swore I’d never do this again but…

HERE’’S THE THING.

Paypal said my sister sent me $50 when SHE DIDN’T. So they “refunded” the money — But thing is… They took it from me. I already STRUGGLE HARD to buy any kind of food, I have no income and have to rely on the kindness of others to buy food…

…If you could pass this around and reblog it even if you can’t donate and help me out I’d greatly appreciate it. Because I am now negative $50 in my paypal account and negative $15 on my prepaid mastercard.

>> PAYPAL <<

Proof of this bullshit under the cut.

Keep reading

[4718484]

(I’m sorry to post OOC, but this is important)

[datboislippyb]

(I know Parker is not part of the Star Fox fandom, and I know a lot of you struggle with money. However, if you are not struggling with money and are willing to share, both of us would appreciate it if you could give Parker some money. I would if I could, but I have no money that I can give them. That’s why I’m reblogging. Don’t feel like you have to reblog though)

[icantlose]

“FUCK YOU GUYS I’M GORGEOUS.”

[datboislippyb]

“SO WOLFINA WAS YOU!!!”

[datboislippyb]

Isn't that just Wolf in drag

“Yeah... its a bit weird she kept her eye closed. Especially the SAME ONE WOLF LOST!”

“I’m saving that picture though. Gotta show Andross and everyone else what Wolf does in his spare time.”

[datboislippyb]

"I-I can't believe I've been bullied into revealing myself! But here, Slippy, my dear. I understand the doubt you may be experiencing, but rest assured, I am really your darling Wolfina."

[illtaketheskyanyday]

datboislippy‌:

“This one is Wolfina, and the other is Amanda.”

Amanda’s arguebly had a lot more stuff on it than Wolfina. It had just about every section filled out in paragraphs. It even had a profile picture of a pink frog with a yellow ribbon. Her messages were asking Slippy how he was and trying to get to know him, expressing sho cared.

Wolfina’s… hers was barely filled out. No profile picture. Her messages consisted of cheesy and sappy love lines from movies and romance novels while getting to know him a bit.

“See? Amanda is pretty nice… but… Wolfina is special.”

Well… maybe one seemed real. He wasn’t holding his breath on the pink frog though–it was hard for him to admit he was a bit worried over Slippy’s new obsession. It would be too damn easy to dupe him.

And his suspicions grew when he saw this Wolfina’s profile. No profile picture. Not even her profile looked complete. Plus, the name was too damn cheesy. Like who would name their daughter that?!

“Huh. One sec, let me long onto my account.” After a few clicks, Slippy got a quick notification.

sp_ACE_cowboy added you as a friend!

[datboislippyb]

“Falco, is that you? I never thought you would use a name like that!”

Slippy quickly checked something after friending sp_ACE_cowboy. He then looked really sad and was trying not to cry.

“F-Falco.. I’m sorry.... about Wolfina and how I wouldn’t fix the heater. I... I just...”

[datboislippyb]

Slippy I know it hurts, but its better you find out now than end up going on a date to some random location, and it's Wolf sitting there. Or maybe he has someone put a gun to your head and take you out. Whatever the case

“Anon... thank you... thank you...”

Slippy is saying this all through tears. It seems he hadn’t realized how dangerous ‘Wolfina’ could turn out to be.

[datboislippyb]

"...Who th'fresh 'ell is Wolfina?!"

“She’s....”

Cue a ping from a computer. After a few minutes, Slippy breaks down crying.

“N-never m-mind.”

[datboislippyb]

"Fer someone tha's so in love w'th' idea o' bein' in love, yeh sure don't know much about it."

“Excuse me? At least I wouldn’t leave my loved one like you did! Well, unless these anons are right about Wolfina.”

[illtaketheskyanyday]

@datboislippy from here:

Falco, dressed in baggy sweat pants and a sweater due to the air conditioning going at full speed, came into Slippy’s room to look at the suspicious accounts. Like hell they were real.

“Which ones?”

[datboislippyb]

“This one is Wolfina, and the other is Amanda.”

Amanda’s arguebly had a lot more stuff on it than Wolfina. It had just about every section filled out in paragraphs. It even had a profile picture of a pink frog with a yellow ribbon. Her messages were asking Slippy how he was and trying to get to know him, expressing sho cared.

Wolfina’s... hers was barely filled out. No profile picture. Her messages consisted of cheesy and sappy love lines from movies and romance novels while getting to know him a bit.

“See? Amanda is pretty nice... but... Wolfina is special.”

[datboislippyb]

Wolf looks a HELL of a lot like his dad. And for Wolfina to say that she looks a lot like Wolf? If there's no connection, at all, then that means that this is some extremely small possibility that she would look almost EXACTLY like O'donnell. She has to be fake Slippy.

“I’ll... I’ll look up Wolf’s relatives on that one site. I’ll be back in a minute.”

[datboislippyb]

"I weren't around fer th'pup teh pick it up."

“Then how did you father him?”