Relationships: the final frontier.

These are the voyages of the Nerdy Polygroup. Its indefinite mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new puns and new fandom references; to boldly go where no man has split infinitives before. wingless' main blog stargazer's main blog straight from the horse's blog

[datemateinc]

Well behaved laborer retriever looking for a forever job!

@soulfulhedonist

[bardpropaganda]

Listen witty sexy banter is great and far be it from me to make a “normal people flirting/me flirting” meme because fuck that NLOG shit BUT

I just said to my girlfriend “if you were a meme, you’d be Big Junkus” and she squealed and covered her face with her hands to hide the blush and that’s romantic as shit

[datemateinc]

We've got bigger fish to fry, but not gonna lie, you are a fish.

me just now

[bardpropaganda]

@cuttlefishcolor: oh shit it’s late

Me: oh…we should probably go to the fuck

Me: …

C: *starting to laugh*

Me: uh, go to the fucking sleep…

Me: NO

C: *cracking up* ENTER THE FUCK ZONE!

[datemateinc]

Leggy blonde looking for a forever fuck

me

[datemateinc]

Kira: it’s like how a reform school kid would talk.

Me: like Riverdale Jughead...?

Kira: no, like, uh...that one from That 70’s Show. The British one.

Me:

Me: ...

Me: OH MY GOD

Me: YOU MEAN PREPARATORY SCHOOL. A PREP SCHOOL.

Me: KIRA REFORM SCHOOL IS WHERE THE BAD KIDS GO

[datemateinc]

You have angered zombie Mozart. With your inaccurate fish tits.

@neon-lights-night-life

[datemateinc]

Connor and Keio: *lean over the cat to smooch*

Connor (high as balls), delightedly: YOU SQUISHED THE KITTY WITH YOUR BOOBS!

[datemateinc]

YOU CRUSHED THE KITTY WITH YOUR BOOBIES

@generouslytrippycollector

[datemateinc]

If God meant us to walk, he would've given us legs

@cuttlefishcolor

[datemateinc]

Fires have been historically bad for the human race, I think

Connor

[cuttlefishcolor]

Connor puts away the fruit: a saga (He wants you to know he’s wearing pants)

[datemateinc]

I don't believe in you Keio! Trust on me!

@generouslytrippycollector

[datemateinc]

The butt is like the anchor for the spoon

@neon-lights-night-life

[datemateinc]

One of the nice things about a squirrel is it doesn't matter which way is up!

@cuttlefishcolor

[datemateinc]

It's like, you're either an idiot, or you know nothing

Connor

[datemateinc]

Keio, singing: DOCTOR, DOCTOR, GIMME THE NEWS, I GOT A BAD CASE OF SEND ME NUDES