Datestuck? More like Hellstuck

We honestly can't explain what this is either.

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happy late 4/13 here’s a child

blood color box from here, edited by me

sprite edited from a canon joey sprite which i got from here

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cool so ehats all the characters then. csn we get, likd, a masterpost

hell yeah anon! masterpost mcfuckin incoming. Right Here, ft minisprites, in no particular order (aka whatever order tumblr decides to put the sprites in)

Akwete Purrmusk Harvander. ecto-combination of dave, jade, and karkat. he/him, trans boy, pan, 16.

Assdic McFuck. ecto-combo of eridan and dirk. he/him, cis boy, pan, 17. handle with care.

Carl Lalocker. ecto-combo of jane and roxy. they/them, agender, biromantic ace, 16.

CentARquius. ecto-variation of arquius. he/him, gender: robot, demi pan, 15.

Dreemy Screemy Meemy. ecto-combo of feferi and calliope. she/her, trans girl, pan, 15.

Indiana Jones Meglish. ecto-combo of jake and aradia. any pronouns, genderfluid, pan, 17. the unproblematic fave and everybody’s friend.

Johnuxander Johnuxthan Egaptor. ecto-combo of john and sollux. he/him, trans boy, bi, 17.

Peanububber Makram. ecto-combo of tavros and gamzee. he/him, demiboy, questioning, 17.

Rosemary Lalonym. ecto-combo of rose and kanaya. she/her, trans girl, bi, 17. (i love her)

Scourge Serope. ecto-combo of vriska and terezi. any pronouns, demigirl, lesbian, 16. eats gems. cronch.

Sprite Sprite. ecto-combo of davepeta and jasprose, just to see if it’d work. it did. they/them, agender, pan, 16. everybody’s gay for sprite.

Strong Furry Leihak. ecto-combo of nepeta and equius. they/them, masc-leaning nb, pan, 16.

and that’s all of them! if you want more info about a specific one, feel free to ask.

-mod scourge

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wjats datestuck

A very cursed AU.

Basically: All the SBURB players survived (minus Meenah’s group, they’re already dead anyway, also plus Calliope and minus Caliborn) and made it to Earth C. On Earth C, there were then some... experiments regarding ectobiology. Like if ectobiologically combining two sprites would make for a stable being. And if a cherub and a troll mixed up would make a really weird being.

Some actual couples also decided “hey, maybe we could have some... kids? And help with the experiments like that?” so that happened as well.

Now there’s a shitton of kids. And those kids is what this AU is about.

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so. yeah. this is a thing that exists now.

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>:3€

blood color box from here, edited by me

sprite edited from a canon joey sprite which i got from here

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Fun Fact #13

Strong Furry is actually 1/3rd Equius, 1/3rd Nepeta, and 1/3rd actual cat.  

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Fun Fact #12

CentARquius most definitely stims by going taptaptap on his robo body.

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hhhhorse

blood color box from here, edited by me

sprite edited from a canon joey sprite which i got from here

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So, what are the official ships now?

you can see them on the ships page!

-mod scourge

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>:)

blood color box from here, edited by me

sprite edited from a canon joey sprite which i got from here

[zebruh]

leave me. the fuck. alone about this one.

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commission info!

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wow, i can’t believe assdic mcfuck is in hiveswap! (credit for bases under the cut)

blood color box from here, edited by me (made it brighter)

assdic sprite edited from a canon joey sprite which i got from here

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more panels! love these kiddos.

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some scourges

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Fun Fact #11

Assdic says "Weh weh, my life sucks. ;(" constantly.

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Fun Fact #10

Johnux doesn't wear underwear. Ever.

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Alternative ministrife versions.