dave mustaine brainrot

22, she/her ★ annie i absolutely love dave mustaine and i plan on making it everyone's problem ★ REQUESTS OPEN ★

[dave-me0wstaine]

welcome to the brainrot!

hi, my name is annie (she/her)! i'm a huge fan of megadeth, and have been for a few years now! the purpose of this blog will mainly be to write little blurbs about megadeth's frontman, dave mustaine :)

this will primarily be a nsfw blog, so minors please dni!

please don't hesitate to send in requests! however, please keep in mind:

i only write for dave mustaine (but this may change)

i do not write for male readers (i am afab and I don't believe i could properly do it justice)

I also do not write underage relationships, abuse/violence, etc.

[luvrboydave]

hi guys my metal hyperfixation died off a little don't mind me i just lurk nowadays :3

[dave-me0wstaine]

quite literally same :((

[1mmortal-x]

The thought of a stoner bf Dave drives me crazy!!

Cuddling him in his bed, giving him kisses and all he can do is giggle with how high he is. Showing you his true self, smiling mumbling that you're pretty and that he never what's you to leave his arms. Telling you to shut up with the sweetest smile when you call him nicknames like "Davey" and "my boy"

UUUGHHH!! I NEED HIMMM

[dave-me0wstaine]

hello!! sorry for the lack of updates but i am alive! i still love davie but ngl i’ve begun to get hyper fixated on other things, so updates may be a little slow!

[dave-me0wstaine]

Can you link all the bad boy Dave imagines

hi there!! all of my bad boy! dave imagines should be under the #bad boy! dave tag!

but!! if they aren’t showing up in the search, please pm me and i’ll post a master list for everyone :)

[dave-me0wstaine]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8QXu4rD/

Dave would do this btw

Just saying…

(for context the tiktok is of a girl who’s getting carried bride-style by her lover down the street late at night)

anon is is so dad bf! dave coded omg. i feel like he’d do this without even asking; if he thought you were tired, or if he didn’t want you walking into puddles, he’d scoop you up in his big strong arms and carry you down the street, uncaring of who’s watching. i feel like he’d even do it at home. carrying you from room to room in the mornings, cause you’re still sleepy and uncoordinated and he doesn’t want you tripping and hurting yourself (which to his defense, you’ve done before).

ooo and imagine sometimes you ask to be picked up and he teases you for it, calling you a spoiled brat, saying he’s “spoiled you so rotten, pretty girl can’t even walk for herself” but if you try to wriggle out of his grasp or complain he’s clutching onto you even tighter.

now is there an ulterior motive?? obviously. dave loves feeling like he’s spoiling you, and especially loves showing off how he can manhandle you if need be, and what better way to illustrate that than by sweeping you off your feet? and ofc it makes you blush, getting all flustered and imagining what he can do to you. there’s probably been a few occasions where he nuzzles into your neck, and whispers about what all he’s gonna do to do once he sets you down <3

[dave-me0wstaine]

thinkin about this dave and how he’s such a dad bf. just taking care of you, spoiling you with little gifts or a nice dinner. always showering you with praise, calling you his good girl, his pretty baby. truly you are his pride and joy.

and out in public he’s always got a hand on you, guiding you wherever you need to go, rubbing your thigh when you sit down to dinner. just subtle hints of dominance here and there to remind you your his.

and he takes just as good care of you in the bedroom. you’re his little pillow princess, how could he not? he always makes sure your in the most comfy positions while your taking his cock, whispering in your ear about how well you take him, “like you were made for me, baby.”

and you get absolutely delirious one day, and accidentally call him daddy, and he teases the ever-loving shit out of you, much to your embarrassment. grinding his hips into yours, thumbing harshly over your clit, saying things like “why’re you gettin’ so shy? i might as well be your daddy, m’spoilin’ you so much,”

but he must not be too turned off by the name, because it’s not too long before he’s making a mess out of your cunt, filling it with his cum <333

[dave-me0wstaine]

ok ok the second part of that recent request tho…. reader asking to suck him off??? ough i have a lot to say abt that. like reader with an oral fixation that just wants it in her mouth so bad!!!!!! sucking him off and just being safe between his thighs while he pets her hair. her shyly asking if she can unbuckle his belt. i wanna die

no because she’d actually be the death of him!! the first time she looked up into his eyes and shyly asks him if she can give him head, he just fucking short circuits. he’s just standing there like “??? huh??” and you have to repeat the question.

omg and imagine sometimes he’s being a little shit and is teasing you cause you’re beating around the bush, just hinting at what you want and not actually saying it. and he’s just sat there grinning, acting dumb and saying things like “you wanna what? i dunno what you want unless you tell me, hun.”

and eventually you get tears in your eyes cause you just want his cock!! and in response to your tears he just chuckles, undoing his belt and cooing at you to come close, come get what you want.

and maybe sometimes you’re a lil anxious, and all day you’re sticking things in your mouth. your fingers, nails, a pen your holding, etc. and when you get home all you can do is tug on his pants and give him puppy eyes, too upset to really speak. dave will guide you to the couch, spread his legs and let you rest your head on his lap while you sit there and cockwarm his dick with your mouth <33

god i need him

anyways happy holidays yall lmao

[dave-me0wstaine]

How do you think bad boy!Dave would react if you asked him to eat you ask/let you suck him off for the first time? Basically just initiating some form of sex

omg anon dave would go fucking feral. usually he’s the one who initiates, mostly because he’s a horn dog and is always in the mood to fool around, but when you ask him to eat you out??? his brain legit short circuits.

like it takes you a long time to build up the courage to ask, and honestly you think dave doesn’t hear you at first because all he does is look at you blankly. and when you shyly try to get his attention, he just pounces on you, tugging at your clothes and mouthing your cunt through your underwear.

he’s definitely overstimulating you, grinding his nose into your clit and twisting his fingers inside you to get you to cum all over his face. if you try to squirm away from him he just grips your hips and pulls you down back on his mouth <3

[dave-me0wstaine]

Bad boy 80s dave, I feel like if yall made out and you were on his lap he would like grind your hips into his until he like... yknowwwww but like dominant. (If ya could make that a fic that would be amazing :3)

anon!!!! this is so good like. could you imagine???

i feel like he'd be spread out on the couch, his legs open wide, borderline manspreading and he beckons you over to him. and so you crawl on his lap, happy to get some attention from your boyfriend. you're all shy smiles and happy giggles as he runs his large hands over your body, tickling your sides and making you squirm on his lap.

everything's all innocent kisses and playful tickles until you wiggle in a certain way and feel something hard, and you immediately start feeling hot because you know what that is. dave grips your hips and guides you across his bulge again.

"keep movin', pretty girl." he mutters, leaning in to leave marks across your neck. although you hardly get the chance to move, because dave is still gripping your hips, using his strength to swivel your hips across his.

"d-davie.." you whine, already feeling your high approaching. he's just so rough. you can feel bruises starting to form on your sides from how strongly he's holding you, and the pressure he applies to grind your bodies together makes for intense pleasure.

"what? feelin' good, baby? too much?" he asks. when you nod, he quickly takes on a condescending tone.

"so spoiled.. you're just a little pillow princess, yeah?" he groans, tilting his head back after a particularly hard grind. "fuckk, m'gonna cum like this."

you wrap your arms around dave's neck, snuggling into his neck and whining as you felt your orgasm rapidly approaching. all of a sudden, you feel fingers wind themselves in your hair, and yank your head back.

"don't hide, look at me when you cum," dave grits out between clenched teeth. as soon as you make eye contact with him, seeing his blown out pupils and intense gaze, you instantly crumble underneath him, mewling and writhing in his lap as you cum.

you lean forward, resting your head on his shoulder, and as you come down from your high, you realize you feel unusually wet. it’s only when you look down and see a huge wet patch on dave’s crotch and realize that you made him cum in his jeans. you blush, and he just chuckles at your shy expression.

“wasn’t lying when i said i was gonna cum, sweetheart.”

[dave-me0wstaine]

hello hello!!! just popping in to say i might be a little absent for a few days because im working retail, and the holidays are super hectic so i don’t have much time to myself!!

[dave-me0wstaine]

using my break at work to say that bad boy! dave exudes soft dom energy. he’s always got a hand on the small of your back, guiding you whenever the two of you are in public. he orders your food cause he knows his precious girl is too shy. whenever you pout or mutter something he always tilts your chin up and tells you to “use your big girl words.”

[dave-me0wstaine]

What do you think would happen if badboy!dave met his girlfriends parents.. im really curious if it would go fine or be a complete disaster hehe :3

i think it’d initially start off really well!!! he’s being super nice and polite, ending answers with “yes sir/no sir, yes ma’am/ no ma’am”, just very respectful; as much as he dislikes your parents, he’s not going to actively try to upset them, because he genuinely wants them to be accepting of your relationship with him.

buuuutttt i think it ends in disaster because he’s got such a short temper. your parents (probably your dad) get a little passive aggressive, making sly little comments about his long hair and somewhat ratty looking clothes, or about his wishes to be a professional musician, and it just sends him over the edge.

the night probably ends in a screaming match between dave and your dad, and as he “leaves” all dave does is jog around to the back of the house and sneak through your window to spend the night with you, cause he saw the look on your face and got worried that you somehow thought he was mad at you, too. and by the time he meets you in your room your in tears, and he consoles you the whole night, holding you close to his chest and assuring you he’s not mad at you, and there’s nothing your parents could say or do to keep the two of you apart <33

[dave-me0wstaine]

How was Dave able to snag Pamela though

i read dave’s memoir and i actually kinda know!! they met at a bar and it was history from there :)

but honestly dave got incredibly lucky with her!! he met a woman who was willing to put up with his shenanigans in the 90s lmao

[dave-me0wstaine]

I had a dream once that Dave gave me a hickey in my family’s bathroom and dude best fucking dream ever (my meds make it so my dreams feel real)

this so gives bad boy! dave vibes!!! maybe you've invited him over for dinner so that he can at least try to get along with your parents.

maybe he comes over a bit early so he can spend some alone time with you, but it's hard to really do that, because your parents insist on you keeping your door open while the two of you are in there. and he just wants to kiss you so bad.

eventually, it boils down to him basically ambushing you. he excuses himself to go to the bathroom as dinner comes to an end, and as you retreat to your room, he pops out of the bathroom and yanks you inside, shoving you against the door.

"missed you," he says, shoving his face into your neck, leaving small little kisses there.

"we just ate dinner together, silly." you giggle as his hair tickles your neck. your giggles turn into gasps as he starts gently biting your neck, his tongue laving at the spots.

"i said, i missed you." dave smirks, pressing your hand to his crotch and making you palm his growing bulge.

lowkey i have writers block so forgive me with this abrupt ending but he’d totally end up fake “leaving” the house only to end up sneaking back in through your window so he can fuck you.

like he’d handed you a stuffie (that he won for you on a previous date) and would make you muffle yourself with it as he plowed into you, whispering condesdending words of praise and trying not to wake up your parents.

“that’s it, baby. just be good and let me fuck you, yeah? been wantin’ to for hours.”

[dave-me0wstaine]

bad boy! dave gets hard when you cry. it doesn’t matter the context. if you’re genuinely upset, crying at a dumb movie, or even tears of happiness, it doesn’t matter. he’s hard and thinking about how you’d look on your knees and sucking his cock, or how you’d look naked and vulnerable underneath him <333

[dave-me0wstaine]

okok i had this lil thought while trying to sleep last night 😭 badboy!dave getting a tattoo of reader’s initials onto himself, and while at the tattoo place, reader decides she wants dave’s initials tattooed on her too <3

i just thought it was sweet and wanted to share :)

anon this is totally something bad boy! dave would do! he'd try to deny it, but he's a lovesick puppy for his girlfriend. he's convinced that he's going to stay with you all his life, so why not carry a piece of you around with him? is it a bad idea? maybe. does he care? not really.

i think he'd take you to the tattoo parlor partly as a "look at how much i love you" display of affection but also so he can show you off to the tattoo artist, who during the short consultation over the phone muttered an off handed remark along the lines of, "initials? you sure? she'd better be pretty, then." and he's so smug when the tattoo artist oogles you, asks if he's your boyfriend, etc.

what dave doesn't expect is for you to want to get tattooed, and to be honest? he's absolutely against it. not because he doesn't want his initials to be on you; he loves that aspect of it, the ownership, the claim. but he doesn't want his sweetheart to be in pain. if you begged hard enough he'd probably give in, though, because at the end of the day, he'd think it was pretty hot to have his initials on you, forever.

also!! he'd definitely get them either on his wrist, so that he can look down and see your initials while playing on stage, or he'd get them on his chest over his heart, because you genuinely are his lifeline <33