Davids Dumb Stuff

If you are a recruiter or work professional please ignore.

[youlovetoseeit]

he he

[harte-darrigan-deactivated20220]

[arathergrimreaper]

Retail really be like this tho

[whitepeopletwitter]

[80sanime]

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Decrease your height lol

[saucybanter]

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[theocseason4]

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

when u nut n she keep succin

[reign-sl]

This always leaves me so weak

[retrogamingblog]

The Legend of Zelda as a Studio Ghibli film by Matt Vince

[ohhellorula]

Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

[psychictantrums]

I’ve seen this 5,000 times and I still laugh every single time. This and his Dateline impressions are the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.

[sinister--oculus-deactivated202]

I don’t even know who this is or anything but this just absolutely fucking killed me. I laughed so hard I saw spots. I was crying. I’m hurting.

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[non-binary-bun]

All y’all saying ed sheeran doesn’t have struggles like

Being that ugly can’t be easy

[dantecain]

This is like… really mean?

Ed Sheeran does have struggles and he’s been through some rough shit.

You know he ran away from home at 14, right?

[non-binary-bun]

What really? Fuck I had no idea

[dantecain]

Yeah.

And The Shire hasn’t been the same without him.

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Everyone in the Star Wars universe minding their own business:

Emperor Palpatine:

[jayce]

[palmaenthusiast]

I relate to this on a spiritual level

[groundzeromosque]