It starts with nine

I have been cursed. I have nine days. (This blog is a joke btw, don't worry)

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OH FUCK THE MIMES ARE HERE THEYRE DRAGGINF ME AWAAXSKCCMKCKZ

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Today is the day I am taken by the mimes

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One day until the mimes take away my life

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Just two days remain before I meet my inevitable doom at the hands of the clowns 

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Only three days until the mimes pull me downwards into hell and never let me back up

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It may be a new year, but the clowns will persist

Four days

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Five days until the mimes watch the light drain from my eyes

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Six days until I take my last breath at the hands of the mimes

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Seven days until the mimes tear me apart bit by bit

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Eight days until I am ripped from this mortal plain by the mimes

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Mike, Mitch, Michelle, Maurice, molly, Maddie, mason, ‘Merica, and Mark the mime family

Once you learn their names you can’t escape them, there is no living for me now

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YOU HAVE A LIMITED TIME

I hear them coming oh god

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Mime

Oh god oh fuck

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Mime

Oh fuck

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Nine days until the mimes cut the thread of my life