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I gotta add the video cause the flat delivery is so great (and it adds that hilarious ending of a certain someone being upset about NOT being a slut)

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I watched Golden Girls as a little kid because “Yay funny Grandmas!” I watch it now because it’s fucking unhinged

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memewhore

croutoncat

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

kisxmesoft

lmao

urparty

being in my 20s is like I understand more of my mother and less than i ever have. My childhood friends are strangers to me and there’s no one i know better. i want to drink wine. i never stopped wanting to climb trees. i know more than I’ve ever known before. I don’t know anything at all. i’m seven years old and sixteen and twenty nine and seventy. I can’t tell when i'm happy. I think the only thing that will make me happy is to be little again. i want to be really old. i go to the ocean and feel like nothing matters more than that. in my bedroom everything matters so much. I go to the grocery store every day. i know how to cook a lot of things but the only thing i know how to eat is fried eggs. I can take care of myself but i want to be taken care of. i want to go home and I don't know where that is. i think it may be somewhere inside of me but i’m not sure

ashstfu

l3-jin

i do be wishing the best for y’all. life ain’t easy

jiangwanyin

— vladimir nabokov, in a letter to his wife [24 march 1937] from letters to véra (trans. olga voronina & brian boyd)

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once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

bahookies

i’m so grateful for the people who don’t give up on me and are patient with me while i’m distant and trying to figure myself out

amouthfulloflove

“Memories are sharp. They bite. I have spent most of my life trying to grow a thicker skin just to make sure I would not bleed out whenever I felt those teeth scrape up against me.”

— i’ll bite the hands that feed me, Grace Moloney