Where the Sexyman of 2023 hides.

A "n/sfsw" (non-safe-for-shovelware) account. (sideblog & follows from @/theb/ananwithaplan.) mainly for suggestive themes that are too much for the main blog activity likely scarce (Mutuals ONLY. Minors not allowed!!)

[dbananachacha]

"One of 'those' sideblogs, huh? I bet nothing too crazy will happen here."

At least here he's a bit more free to swear, here. And make more suggestive jokes. And who knows what else.

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[dbananachacha]

"....Would it be too cheesy of me if I tried to make plant-themed innuendos to my future potential partner since I'm a banana?"

[dbananachacha]

[dbananachacha]

He is still NOT beating the sexyman allegations.

[dbananachacha]

He has no comment.

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

[dbananachacha]

Does banana not masterbate?

"...You think I'd be able to even give that a shot? When I have to live in a home with three other boys whom I'm constantly caring for, for years at this point?"

He's uhh. He's heard that one can be too loud when they do it for the first time. Probably not the best to risk anything as long as the boys are still around...

[dbananachacha]

"Blue bananas do exist, but they're like an 'ice blue' instead of that kind of blue. If ya see a banan that's this level of blue, it's not because of what it says on the pic, but that it probably means that they need to breathe because they're getting dragged hard by their necktie outta the opera concert because they were deemed 'too rowdy' for barely tapping my fingers and feet to the actually-entertaining songs..."

...Don't mind how hyper-specific that scenario was. It probably means nothing...

[bunnycocaine]

no i don’t wanna talk about my problems can you tell me how bad you wanna fuck me again though

[dbananachacha]

Husbando / Waifu Material Meter

Helps that he's got curves for miles.

[dbananachacha]

Opinion on being cuddled and kissed in bed?

Nothing suggestive literally just comfort and cozyness

A non-suggestive ask in the suggestive blog? He'll allow it, considering that he knows some fans are going to try to twist it to make it as suggestive as possible.

"...It'd feel nice, I'd imagine. Even without any of that suggestive stuff, I'd think it'd still be nice with the right person..."

Gee. If only he had anyone he'd trust to give that a try...

[dbananachacha]

" 'Foodplay?' Why yes, I'm the 'food' that you can 'play' with."

"Anyways, I finally got Super Mario Party Jamboree! Who wants to play that with me?"

[dbananachacha]

Guess he's a sexywoman now, too.

[sharpdressedredheadedterror-gone]

I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.

[dbananachacha]

((....yeah-))

[serial-kissing]

post nut info dump

[dbananachacha]

((... db using his sharp teeth to take off his gloves.

that is all- ))