DEAD / SEE

INDEPENDENT, SELECTIVE & PRIVATE PKMN INTERPOL AGENT. SIDEBLOG TO ONEHITDRCGON. PENNED BY PEYTON.

[platinummemes]

It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to!

[brittsmemes]

NFSW ANON HOUR

send my muse nsfw related questions and they HAVE to answer them

[traumaticchild]

“what happened to you made you stronger” 

i was a child. i didn’t need to be strong i needed to be safe

[givemeangstymemes]

💠 Is there a Headcanon about my muse you want to know more about? Ask away!

[dcadfiles]

hi did someone say interpol bunny calendar?

[hushedmusings]

PIN MY MUSE

[rpmemes-galore]

disillusionedhumanity:

Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

Send “AH” to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZER choose

[lonelyskeletor]

Adds some tbh, I need more variety:

Send “OOF” to pin my muse against the wall by ACCIDENT

Send “HA” to pin my muse against the wall as a JOKE

Send “NO” to pin my muse against the wall to PROTECT THEM

Send “LISTEN” to hug my muse against the wall to let them know they LOVE THEM

[dcadfiles]

Why does Koga have to bully Hibiki while I’m at work I can’t do a single thing

[dcadfiles]

❝I-I KNEW MEWTWO WASN’T a feline...b-but..❞

A pause, fingers playing with the fabric of their jacket.

❝...N..Nevermind. I’m sorry to h-have asked in the first place-❞

[dcadfiles]

???​:

Depends how much you’re willing to pay.

I HAVE MY PAYCHECK...is that enough? I-I just got it today..

[dcadfiles]

..I-I THINK MEWTWO IS cute..I just w-wish I could get a picture of them.

[dcadfiles]

???​:

Cop? Yeesh. Bad.

But when the nosebleed hits, Jay actually backs off from the wall a little. Not to help in solidarity or anything, no, but to whistle and clap his hands together in a slow round of applause. 

Man, what dedication. 

Some people would really die for an act. Too bad it was something as shoddy as medium, but damn. On command nosebleed? Amazing. He almost believed the other. That person? Woah. Could’ve picked something else, really, but that’s some artistry right there. 

Jay walks away from the house, past them and onto the sidewalk… and jaywalking straight to the other side, hand dismissively waving. 

“Fine, fine, Five-O, I’m not climbin’ on that wall. Y’should sell that act somewhere, pretty sure there’s a penny to be made there.”

...WAS HE CLAPPING AT this? Most would view this sight as nothing more than an act and treat it as such, but the last thing Hibiki would expect is a round of applause. Underneath the nausea and dizziness lay a hint of embarrassment staining their cheeks. They didn’t know why, but they were suddenly feeling rather silly.

❝A-At least you’re deterred from c-climbing the wall..❞

Voice was muffled by a hand smacked against their mouth, a failed attempt to stop the rather intense nosebleed. 

❝My apologies f-for causing such a scene..but it’s something I unfortunately can’t control, p-please understand this.❞

[lassi]

me: *drops phone on boyfriends face when trying to take a cute picture of him sleeping*

[dcadfiles]

💙

PLATONIC AFFECTION || ACCEPTING

💙 - hug my muse

❝....❞

AWKWARDLY JUST. PATS HAYATO’S back.

❝I..I understand the situation w-was frightening..b-but the best thing to do is r-remain calm.. A-Also, please let go of me you’re hug is very tight--❞

[platinummemes]

It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to!

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

[leneemusing]

⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”  

[dcadfiles]

???‌:

“Eh?”

He glanced down, holding on a branch above him for a little extra leverage to peer down. Who the hell–

“What, someone own this particular tree? I thought parks were public property.”

❝A..ALTHOUGH THEY ARE CONSIDERED public property.. D-Due to the recent murders in this area, this park has been closed off to the public..❞

A pause, slightly fidgeting in place as Shigehide looks down at them.

❝U..Uhm..I just don’t want to wrongfully s..suspect you.❞