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sending all these messages alone at night, on p a t r o n at night. in the morning, different story ain't that right. i don't know why you play these games;

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selena.

SELENAGOMEZ: hella intense. and i don’t do well with intense… but wow, can i just say.. i never wanted a demi hug more than i do these days ? they cure all the sicknesses. 

THEDDLOVATO: not yet, gomez, which means you need to be up to speed. pronto. aw, babe! where the hell have you been hiding these days? i have a couple things on my schedule, but i can totally squeeze you in. literally. just let me know! 

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nick.‌

JICKNONAS: yes, i’m aware. you are the woman that puts an end to a man getting away with anything. i was always here, but i’m not just going to sit there while you continuously push away everyone who wants the best for you. you keep around the people who want to see you do the bare minimum and not someone like.. i don’t know, me. we were best friends and you promised me a lot of shit you didn’t keep.

THEDDLOVATO: well, if men actually took some sort of responsibility for their actions then i wouldn’t have to be this uber bitch all the time. but has that happened? no. i simply removed /myself/ from the equation, nick. i was really trying to avoid ... well, this, and it happened any fucking way. someone like you. yeah, perfect, exactly what i need. a quitter. someone who walks away when the slightest bit of drama comes around. you weren’t there to see it.

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louis.‌

LOUISTOMLINSON: lucky for me i’m selling my house in la .. so japan here i come :~) LOUISTOMLINSON: i mean i’m sure it’ll do better for the country than wtf is going on right now :) pickles are gross but ….. gotcha babes !! 

THEDDLOVATO: did i just convert you? holy shit, so /this/ is how jesus must’ve felt lmao THEDDLOVATO: honestly, part of me just wants to be elected for the outfit. you can’t tell me that a pantsuit wouldn’t control the /entire/ world. i’m sorry ... did you call them gross :) 

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anastasia.

STASSIEBABY: it isssss fucking weird, but weird is my fave thing ever :) listen… it’s not japan, but ky baby and i are planning a lil somethin somethin and u should deffff jump on that asap please and thank u :) i think we’re going with duabi. FUCK ME, PLEASEEEE, i really feel like crying rn anyways. i think i’m being ghosted on :) and it :) really really hurts me :) STASSIEBABY: we doooooo :( fuck :( i’m really done with this, like let me go back to being a ruthless bitch. i’ll keep u as humble as i can…….. but look at urself ://// ur the hottest bitch out there ://////// STASSIEBABY: don’t u know?? i'mma granny now. yep. turning in my crotchless panties for a pair of baggy whities :) i’m fiiiiiine, i just haven’t heard from this boy for like… over a week and i thought he really liked me but idk :) i don’t want to talk about it :) i want to invite u over to cuddle my cats and watch netflix with meeeeeee

THEDDLOVATO: yeah? well, this must be my lucky day cause it doesn’t get any weird than me. trust. i’m super honored and blessed that you extended the invitation, but i really don’t wanna intrude on bestie time. so, if kylie gives the thumbs up then i’m there. for sure. ah, shit, if you cry then it has to be in my arms. sorry, i don’t make the rules. i just enforce them. then come with me :) that way we’ll be closer than ever :) THEDDLOVATO: being nice sounds like a good idea, it does, but when has nice resulted in fun? never. bitch, there shouldn’t even be any time to look at /me/ if we’re standing in the same room. i mean, you’re totally giving me the biggest run for my coin. seriously. THEDDLOVATO: i’ve heard the rumors, but i needed to hear it straight from the source. also, why am i behind on crotchless panties? jealous. sounds like someone has the making of a certified fuckboy on her hands ... typical. guys are cocks. but guess what? you don’t need one when it comes to moi. cats and stass? this is a dream. preferably a very wet one. i’m in.

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madison.

@WHOSMB: who would’ve thought barney would end up being such a disappointment to us all. never saw that coming. i know, what the fuck. but i was at the front of that line, and i never got a ride. i’m actually so pumped about ur new shit. just don’t let it interfere with my album ;P u’ll hog all them views easy. do u really? ur just full of surprise, demi… keep it up ;) yeah but i’m MORE than just a pretty face, u know? u know what thats like. let’s go, she’s ready and willing to go :) @WHOSMB: probably not. but that doesn’t mean they won’t try :) and we love a good show. i don’t want to be a woman who can be tamed… that’s no fun. i’ve never been more jealous in my life then when u took kehlani on stage and not me… let that sink in ;) @WHOSMB: i’m so glad i still have that healing touch ;) u really want me to pop in on u like that? hmm noted. just stay on ur toes. it’s happening… sooner or later ;) see, girls like u and me should always get what they want…

@THEDDLOVATO: absolutely no one, babe. that’s the kicker. also, no one expected the guy under the damn suit to be finer than wine. honestly. it would’ve been unfortunate back then, except now i definitely think you dodged a bullet. for sure. there’s no time for me to even get excited when you’re shooting down my confidence, babe. i mean, stiff competition. it’s fun watching people get all riled up, just waiting for my next move ;) oh, for sure, that’s why we love and stan substance in this house. then we shouldn’t keep her waiting any longer :) @THEDDLOVATO: effort goes a long way, yeah. but don’t worry, if they don’t pull through then you have a back up right here. life’s too short to be caged, i think. you’re young, extremely talented, drop dead gorgeous, the total package. enjoy life. hey, i mean, all we need is a bed. we don’t need a stage, or the audience, for that either ;) @THEDDLOVATO: keep it up and you’ll have more than just that ;) did i not sound serious? cause, like, i’m /super/ serious. i don’t usually feed into suspense, but i will say that you definitely have me super excited ;) we should ... for the record, what’d you want?

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madison.

@WHOSMB: god, see u were such a fucking inspiration, even back then. when i was 15 all i wanted… was to fuck justin bieber :/ i was basic as fuck. i would love nothing MORE than to get as far away from this shitty country as i can. so the sooner the better please :) i can be needy too… but u know i like keeping u on ur toes even more :) oh my god. literally pour an entire bottle of tequila down my throat right now. i will actually love u forever. it’d be that easy :) tell me more about these affects… i’m intriqued. plenty of people. but they usually regret it. so think what u will about that tea. i’ve been back and i wish i wasn’t :) @WHOSMB: why don’t u tell ur ‘friend’ that i’m more than happy to give them a /visual/ demonstration. ariana is quaking, what the fuck. let’s make scooter’s world x1000 more interesting. seriously? seriously, ur like every girl’s wet dream. mine included. i love that. keep this up ;) @WHOSMB: have i ever told u that i love the way ur mind works? bc i do ;) can we schedule this sleepover for… asap? matching tattoos? lol, i can’t tell u, pretty girl, then i’d have to… u know…

@THEDDLOVATO: bitches have been hating since the barney days, babe. i needed to be this sassy lil thing. that is extremely basic, but you had more of a chance than anyone :/ my life is about to get hectic as hell with all these things i’ve been working on, so i need a chill period and it’s gonna be reeaaaaal soon :) that you do, and you do an amazing job at it :) funny you say that cause i always keep a little something in my purse for occasions like this ;) words won’t do it any justice, mads, all the talking has be done with actions. as they should. you’re such a babe, like, it’s genuinely wild. offically that bitch. then let me scoop you out of here :) @THEDDLOVATO: noted. although, if i’m being super honest, they probably won’t be able to handle you. my ass is definitely trying to touch her level, so, she might be. i’m ready. he deserves a little ... sprucing up. really? i knew i was a sex icon, except now it’s taken to new heights. i’m honored and the most flattered ;) this is huge ;) @THEDDLOVATO: maybe once or twice before, but it feels way better now ;) please! don’t even tell me when you’re coming over, just do! ink me up, it’ll be cute. i know? do i know? i don’t know if i know ... but i wanna. like, really, /really/ bad now.

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nick.‌

JICKNONAS: c’mon, i don’t think that’s how we should approach this, demi. what happened with you.. i wish i could of been there. and i WISH i also knew how to communicate to you about my wedding but the timelines just never seemed right.

THEDDLOVATO: then how should we? i’m tired of beating around the bush with this whole situation. that’s the thing, nick. you were there ... then you just weren’t anymore. you literally walked out of my life overnight. don’t you think i deserved to be there? we were best friends.

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louis.

LOUISTOMLINSON: japan’s just an amazing place to be, literally any fucking day. people are just mad that japan is the superior country !! LOUISTOMLINSON: you’re … not wrong about that lmao. ummmm, i’m sure the uk can handle demi. but idk if i can speak for all of us here in the uk.

THEDDLOVATO: i would definitely take the cat cafes and those sick massage spots over the yoga studios and starbucks on every block. dude, you said it. it’s out there now! THEDDLOVATO: make me president and that’ll change. until then? fuck that. agreed, it takes a special person to truly handle the complexity that is demi lovato. just feed me pickles tbh

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selena.

SELENAGOMEZ: wow, i’m so happy to hear that for you. gods blessings are truly the gifts that keep on giving :( but we’re not going to get so emo right now SELENAGOMEZ: i beg to differ on that one but it’s okay. OH the rumors that you hate my guts ? it’s okay, that’s why we give the people a picture once every two years lmao. sometimes once a year if we’re feeling cute. love the subtle yet loving drag *ariana vc*

THEDDLOVATO: i couldn’t possibly agree more. you lose sight of his work and it gets ... intense, but that’s life sometimes. it’s hard to skip the emo when that’s /literally/ me  THEDDLOVATO: friendship is a two way street. but, like you said, it’s okay. in my defense, i definitely think we’re totally overdue for another internet breaking worthy photo. just me? i seen you out and about, missy, you look happier than ever. thank you, i’ve been salty since ‘09

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anastasia.

STASSIEBABY: yes, i do. it’s like… the one habit i have that i refuuuuuse to break :) :) definitely not just u, boo thing. if ur fucking serious i think i just so loud that i broke my voice. idc tho i’m going to CRY ;) STASSIEBABY: we love the sensitive bitches :( we’re soooo underrated in this universe. i’m so fucking stoked that ur a scooter girl now, ur going to blow up even bigger than u already were which was…. insane, i love a legend STASSIEBABY: really bc u wanna know what i did today??? i legit knitted. like who the fuck do i think i am?? u don’t have to give me a thing except ur love n attentionnnn

THEDDLOVATO: and suddenly there’s hearts where my used to be, this is weird :) but i’m still here for it :) and you too :) oh, i’m actually so fucking serious about going tbh. you can cry on my lap until you’re better cause we have HOURS together, missy ;) THEDDLOVATO: bad ass bitches, but we have feelings too :( in this? how about every single one. it’s a travesty. that was the move, babygirl, but promise me that you’ll keep me humble! shit, or i can just take you along for the ride and we become the snottiest bitches ever lmao THEDDLOVATO: that’s such a grandma move, stass. i’m disappointed. and concerned. are you okay? the attention is there, and you could have my heart if you asked for it. so done and done. what’s next for us, hm :) :)

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madison.

@WHOSMB: i’m still kicking. some bitches out there might have a problem with that, but their hate gives me life :) keeps the skin tight :) let’s arrange it… stat ;) my heart is on vacation, actually… i don’t know when it’ll be back. until then, i just do as she pleases ;) see what i did there ;) do i get a cookie? snails aren’t even seafood, they’re… land food? shit, i don’t even know but ur better off taking a shot of pure salt. i love having that affect on u, demi :) too many people have been saying no to me lately and… i want what i want ;P and yet? there’s no pussy in my lap. or on my mouth sad. @WHOSMB: i like to think that satan personally plucked me out and told me, girl, u run wild. and i’m just following his orders? but i’m wet af over this concept of satan being a lady. ariana missed her real shot here. fuck god, we’re on satan’s shit and she’s gorgeous. lets ;) @WHOSMB: true. i’ll stop. and sit pretty bc i just scored a sleepover with demi lovato ;) dreams really do come true. my love for spicy food reflects on like… every other aspect of my life. bad for me, but i want it anyways :) the only rumors i like are the ones i start.

@THEDDLOVATO: to quote the icon that was my fifteen year old self, to that i say ‘i let my haters be my motivators’ :) that’s definitely a motto to live by :) can i volunteer a date and say, maybe like, the soonest that you possibly can? i’m feeling extremely needy while you’re being extremely crafty over there ;) you can have several. even worse when you put it like that. i’ll happily pass. if it ain’t tequila or ginger, i don’t want it. that’s my new rule. you’re having plenty of affects on me actually :) okay, but who could possibly deny a face /that/ beautiful? it’s beyond me. i need you to come back from this vacation and theeeeeen we’ll talk. @THEDDLOVATO: sounds pretty believable if you ask me. but how wild is wild? asking for a friend who wants to match that level. satan is a woman: madison beer ft. demi lovato. you know what? i could see it reach the top of the charts in seconds. not as gorgeous as you, but i’ll take that i can get. you don’t have to tell me twice ;) @THEDDLOVATO: thank you. we’ll throw on our jammies, talk about everything under the sun and, well, who knows what other shit we could conjure up ;) if that doesn’t sum up my twenty six years of living then i honestly don’t know what does? i want that tattooed on me. i’m super curious now, mads. what’ve you put into the universe?

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nick.‌

JICKNONAS: a split second ? did you leave me a like ? give me a shoutout ? anything ? these are the burning questions. well, said person is always looking for her. but.. things came up on both ends. am i wrong ?

THEDDLOVATO: nope. from what i saw, you don’t need me to do any of that shit anymore. hope that answers your questions. bullshit. said person was out and about having more weddings than i had pills, but he’s always looking? save it for someone who cares.

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selena.

SELENAGOMEZ: you’re being insanely flattering wth. did aliens abduct the real demi ?? i’m scared SELENAGOMEZ: honestly same ?? we need to catch up sometime soon if ur not too busy :( heard u got  anew manager and all

THEDDLOVATO: oh stop it. i’m just in a really, really good place right now and spreading posivity is my new thing ... until i’m bored and go back to my shit 😛 THEDDLOVATO: are you kidding? i’ll always make time for you. besides, maybe we can finally put all of these stupid ass rumors to bed. finally. but i did! scooter manages the best of the best, and i figured i could be on ariana’s and that other kid’s level lol

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louis.‌

LOUISTOMLINSON: honestly i’m hardly judging at all tbh !! japan’s pretty fucking nice so it’s hardly smth to judge about  LOUISTOMLINSON: at least ur living it up there bc it’s a whole mess being in america anymore so i spent 95% in the uk oop !!

THEDDLOVATO: you’re one of the sensible ones, man. you’d be surprised as to how many people shit on japan when they’re /clearly/ more advanced than us lol THEDDLOVATO: honestly, anywhere in the world is way better than being in the damn states. but you know what? you may be onto something ... can the uk handle demi tho? 👀

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stassie.

STASSIEBABY: she’s THE badass. holy fuck. i stan her so hard. i can’t even right now. we all take things a tinnnyyyyyyy bit too far sometimes. or a lot of the times. but it’s fine. we’re all fineeeeee. i’m ready right fucking now ;) STASSIEBABY: i love a good meme… exceeeppppt when it’s about me, bc ya girl is sensitive underneath this hard bad bitch exterior :( u know what??? i’m content too. i love life. we’re blessed as hell. STASSIEBABY: holy shittttttt, i’m living such an accomplished life right now. can i get it in writing that i made u blush?? i wanna frame it and hang it over my bed :///

THEDDLOVATO: do you always talk about her this passionately? she’ll have to keep you around if you keep this up. yeah, thanks for the reassurance cause i thought it was just me. seriously. but i hope you weren’t lying cause the jet is ready to go ;) THEDDLOVATO: i don’t think i’ve ever related to anything more than that sentence. like, laughing at the disposal of other people? a blessing. getting dragged to the pits of hell and back by millions of people? a curse. either way, we’re still living booked and busy 💅🏼 THEDDLOVATO: there’s thousands of girls who want your life, especially right now, so this is huge. bigger than me even. sure, consider it one of the many things i’m going to give u :) 

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madison.‌

@WHOSMB: pass one over, girl, i need a moment. holy shit. fuck me. literally fuck me. this is a moment i’ll remember forever. well that depends, what do u want? i’m open minded to a great many things :) zero. what the hell. i would never. okay. once. only because fuck it, u have to try everything once before u can trash it. i like it freaky :/ things have to be kept interesting, don’t u think? :/ god pussy love is the a1 thing i need in my life right now :/ give me that pussy love, demi. pretty please. @WHOSMB: bc people would do anything for their fifteen minutes of fame. lol. this IS the city of dreams. basically the same thing as hell if u as me. i love finding other demons like me ;) @WHOSMB: we could be. this is the freaky shit i was telling u about that i like. and i’d rather choke than have u leave. okay, same, bc being awake at 3 am bc of heart burn is my new every other day. but i never learn… i don’t want to :) fuck it, always go for the tea. god, let them all talk. i only believe what’s told to my face.

@THEDDLOVATO: whatever it takes to keep you alive, sis. i need you in one piece. at /all/ times. that could also be arranged, by the way ;) the list got exponentially long, but i’ll tell you what ... i want something from the heart. original as hell, but not enough to make me cry. okay, but you really have to try something? can’t i just know that seafood and i don’t get along? agreed, except there’s some people who take it too far :/ that just ruins the entire experience for me after, honestly :/ as if it wasn’t already hard to say no to you, saying please only makes it harder. allllll the pussy love for you. it’s well deserved! @THEDDLOVATO: which, again, is mind blowing at all hell. i really don’t think they know what they’re getting themselves into. which one of us is the devil then? this is important. we should just unapologetically do us and reek as much havoc as we can ;) @THEDDLOVATO: we should be! please don’t choke, odds are that i’d be staying the night and possibly more if it was you who was offering. just saying. yikes, babe, your love for spice should turn down a couple notches. it’s hard, i know, but it’s for your own good :) always? even when the tea is too hot to handle? oh, please, i stopped caring about rumors years ago. trust.

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nick.‌

JICKNONAS: well, instagram is a terrible place to watch people.. trust me, i listen to all the anti social media podcasts. she could of also used my number

THEDDLOVATO: i only watched for a second. saw some shit i didn’t like and had to peace out. but u didn’t hear? she stopped looking for people who don’t look for her. so .... nah.