𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕤.

[dcvecmrn]

dcddarios·:

imagine if that happened to you, i would’ve been devastated. hell, i’d even talk bad about my own product so no one else would go through what i did. i’m not even sure if he did, but i’m hoping so he doesn’t end up being lonely. i don’t really understand why people catifsh — it’s better for someone to like you as you are, looks & all, than hiding behind a stranger. egging his house ? that’s a bit excessive … let’s settle for his car instead.

dude, i couldn’t imagine that but at least the creator is still thriving and doing what he loves, so i mean i’ve got to hand it to him. i hope he meets someone off of his site, or actually in person that’s better than the girl who left him. i don’t get it either, just be real you know ? looks aren’t everything ! it’s what’s inside that counts. dang. his car, the only possession he probably only cares for ? .... let’s do it. 

[dcvecmrn]

╰   ᵒ   ———— ⋆ 𝖑𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌   . . . . ⠀ /⠀ imessage.

BELLA: fashion week '18 has snatched my soul & edges 😩

BELLA: i think my favorite show so far was walking in rih savagexfenty's show last night.

BELLA: i swear slickwoods stole the whole show like her pregnant belly is so freaking cute :///

BELLA: all this baby fever makes me wanna have a baby but i can't even take care of myself ://

DOVE: oh girl, believe me don't i know it ! the fashion trends keep getting better & better !

DOVE: yes, her baby bump is the cutest :// i wanna look that cute when it happens to me ://

DOVE: uM bella ! maybe take baby steps & get like a plant or a puppy, maybe a cat or a fish ://

DOVE: but also... like, start taking care of yourself !

[unfilteredmaggie-deactivated202]

Hello, my name is Adele and I am here today… wait this isn’t a meeting? Oh..right… Anyways, I’m here, we can start the party now. 

[dcvecmrn]

hello there ! definitely not a meeting but regardless, it’s nice to meet you. i mean it’s about time for this party to start i’ve been waiting.

[dcvecmrn]

📎 ⁂  →   +1 ˢᴹˢ     ❝ dove. ❞

JOE: yeah, sure, take it, i like having nothing anyways :)

JOE: what about buddha or whoever else ??? yoda?? YEAH, WHAT ABOUT YODA? WHERE IS /HIS/ THANKS ??? we'll celebrate with dipping sticks

JOE: i take offense to this, i can be....uh... pretty darn intimidating. grrr. see ?? scary.

DOVE: i mean you have the credit of being roasted, so that counts for something :)

DOVE: yoda ? like the guy from star wars ? if we're going to praise anyone from that movie it's going to be DARTH VADER !

DOVE: hmm......... nope, don't see it.

[nckjcns]

👻 ✖  ( ɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ sɴᴀᴘ | ᴏᴘᴇɴ )

[dcvecmrn]

greggsulkinz·:

GREGGSULKIN: just a bit but um.. i’m coming to terms with it all GREGGSULKIN: aww its fine, i might try the whole get a drink thing.. well, another time. i’m kind of working right now.

DOVECAMERON: i know 😐 i’m sorry, but ya know if you need anything i’m here to help in any way i can DOVECAMERON: doesn’t drinking fix all just for a limited time ? you’re always working, don’t you think you need a little break ?

[dcvecmrn]

( +1. ) * ⋄  ─  ᵗᵉˣᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵏᵉⁿⁿʸ 🌼

KENNY: mY LIFE :(((( why did someone eVEN THINK THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE TO PUT OUT THERE FOR CHILDREN

KENNY: ....bUt....i waNTed theM TO LIVE :(

DOVE: i'm nOT sure !! there's a lOT OF OLD MOVIES THAT MAKE ME QUESTION WHY THEY PUT IT OUT THERE FOR CHILDREN !! eVEN SOME TV SHOWS

DOVE: i know :( i want all animals to live :(

[dcvecmrn]

❝ ɪᴍsɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅ.ᴏ.ʙ » open.

DYLAN: people really ain’t shit huh

DYLAN: i didn’t know it was a crime to have fun with friends :))))

DYLAN: and saying threats on twitter is one thing but saying it to my face just makes me want to get arrested for punching someone out

DYLAN: can you tell i’m moody :)

DOVE: they really aren't, man.

DOVE: you doing okay dyl ? shit, it seems like you're been through hell and back.

[dcvecmrn]

( +1. ) * ⋄  ─  ᵗᵉˣᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵏᵉⁿⁿʸ 🌼

KENNY: all doGS GO TO HEAVEN IS THE SADDES MOVIE EVER AND I HATE MYSELF FOR WATCHING IT :((

KENNY: wHy do they even maKE movies where animals die :((

KENNY: nO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT OKAY

DOVE: oK I WAS JUST SITTING HERE, ENJOYING MY LIFE, AND THEN YOU HAD TO REMIND ME OF ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN

DOVE: at least, you know.... they went to heaven :(

[dcvecmrn]

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[dcvecmrn]

dcddarios·:

he must’ve been devastated, but obviously he was making too much off of the website to shut it down after that ordeal. online dating is terrifying, you really have no clue who you’re talking to most of the time. that is, unless you facetime & such. me, a bad influence ? that’s unheard of — trust me, there are worse people than me out here.

oh, i wouldn’t doubt it. he probably felt like shit considering it happened from his website. hopefully he found someone new, and not from match.com. exactly, you might be thinking you’re talking to a model and it ends up being like, a lonely ninety year old woman. i’d pass on that whole ordeal. you’re probably right, but still i call ‘em as i see ‘em matthew. you can totally help me egg this dude’s house if you’re not busy !

[lightmatch-deactivated20220119]

if i tell you a story , promise that you won’t laugh . so , my mates & i went house shopping in la ‘cause my old house got broken into by some random FANS. oddly enough , none of the house weren’t working for me so i’ve hired a few project managers & general contractors to help me build the perfect home . i don’t know if someone was playing tricks on me or my buddies got a copy of the blueprint , but the house is built based on my HEIGHT. i mean , it’s no problem ‘cause i can finally reach the kitchen cabinets without grabbing my foot stool so i think i’m WINNING in this situation. so if anyone’s over five foot nine & up … this isn’t a diss or anything but , you’re not invited unless you’re comfortable with bending your head every two seconds. 

[dcvecmrn]

whenever you tell a story that starts out with ‘don’t laugh’ odds are, i’m going to end up laughing. that’s... interesting. i mean if it were a joke or something, then jokes are on them for doing something right. though i have to say, it’s a bit odd that it’s based on your height. either way i’m 5′2 so i’d probably have problems with cabinets in your home if i’m ever invited over, so don’t ask me to get you anything. but either way as long as it’s working for you, then that’s all that matters i suppose.

[pcyncs]

❁ snapchat → ( all contacts ).

LIAMPAYNE: i’ve been living my best birthday week in bali LIAMPAYNE: and honestly i dont wanna go back to work !! LIAMPAYNE: even tho i was technically working while here but still

[dcvecmrn]

DOVECAMERON: happy late birthday !! i hope you had a great one !! DOVECAMERON: dang, just can’t escape from work, can’t you? DOVECAMERON: regardless, it looks like bali is treating you well !

[dcvecmrn]

butlvrs·:

wow, i’m in awe. seriously, i’m bowing down for you right now as you’re talking. it’s just not something people think are useful, which, of course, makes them morons in my opinion. that means a lot to me, then. i guess i have no choice but to be nice to you now.

why thank you, at least someone can appreciate my random purchases. i  have a feeling you think a lot of people are morons for not finding it useful or you know, just in general. well damn, aren’t i just fuckin’ flattered -- i feel like i forced you into it, but whatever. i ain’t complaining.

[dcvecmrn]

sherwocds‌:

  it was such a sad moment when you had to face the realization that myspace was dead and facebook was taking over. from that point forward, all we saw was blue and white everywhere. now people post stupid shit on facebook and talk about stuff that nobody cares about. yeah, i heard it was still around but nobody really uses it, i’m sure.

it truly was a tragedy, honestly. i will always miss myspace and what it was. the other day while scrolling on facebook i saw this annoying baby shark video, i swear it was in my head all day. it makes me sad because myspace would NEVER. i think it’s mainly used for music now.. it’s not fair.

[dcvecmrn]

📎 ⁂  →   +1 ˢᴹˢ     ❝ dove. ❞

JOE: when someone asks me next, 'joe, why do you cry at night ???' i'll reference this EXACT conversation :)

JOE: wow... you just sealed your fate. i approve now. you've been approved. welcome to the gang, kid

JOE: i...... GREAT question, i'll probably glare at you really intensely. grr. be scared.

DOVE: please do :) give me all the credit :) i deserve it :)

DOVE: wow ok i'd like to not only thank god, but jesus for this moment in making this happen ! also, my love for pizza.

DOVE: scares? you're like a shaggy puppy dog, joseph. glare at me all you want, it won't phase me.

[nckjcns]

👻 ✖  ( ɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ sɴᴀᴘ | ᴏᴘᴇɴ )

GREGGSULKIN: ok, so let me ask you this. when working out is your stress reliever, right ? GREGGSULKIN: and you work too damn much to work out… then what do you do to relieve stress ? GREGGSULKIN: asking for myself.

[dcvecmrn]

DOVECAMERON: um, have you been stressed out much ?? DOVECAMERON: i wish i had some good answer to this question but i’m pretty much useless :/ DOVECAMERON: though possibly chillaxing and having a drink will do the trick

[svbriina]

〘❃﹔incoming snapchat „ 𝕒𝕝𝕝.

[dcvecmrn]

svbriina·:

SABBYANNELYNN: honestly, i think we’re better off ! i mean, /we/ aren’t spending our money blowing up our noses with god knows what :/ no shade :/ but it needed to be said :/ SABBYANNELYNN: ………….. okay but why is everyone saying that omg ? i’m hurt SABBYANNELYNN: hi, you’re speaking with the most impatient human on the planet. that just doesn’t fly with me, like am i supposed to twiddle my thumbs all day ????? boriiiiiiiiiiiiiing. SABBYANNELYNN: then come & gimmie shit to do ! let me shadow you at all times of the day, thanks :/

DOVECAMERON: we truly are, man ! ummm.... i feel kind of targeted there but it’s okay :/ DOVECAMERON: i’m actually SHOCKED to know that people are still addicted to candy crush. it’s ok sab, the first sign of addiction is denial DOVECAMERON: i mean... true. but also you know, you can do more than wait around on your phone ! this is the person complaining about siri & technology ! DOVECAMERON: fine, i will ! i mean you can do that, i’d have no problem with that 😋😘