"HI, I'M SCOTT."

indie rp blog for marvel's SCOTT LANG, "ANT-MAN". based on the mcu. penned by sparky. est may 2019

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“HEY- this thing on?”

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//whoops, had a shitty, shitty day. anyone up for distracting me?

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// I’M ALIIIIIVE

SO LIFE HAS BEEN HECTIC AS FUCK RECENTLY. BUT I’M BACK AND I’M GONNA STAY BACK

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//HI IM NOT DEAD I SWEAR

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/HI. hi. i get next week off so i’ll be back to normal for the week then it’s back to exam time. i love yall, thanks so much for being so patient with me <3

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kaeciilius·:

      “Does it not? – And here I was told you were a clever man.”

“Electrical engineer and vague quantum physicist. Wouldn’t say I know a whole lot about the biology aspect of eggs thinking they’re smarter than chickens.”

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//heads up! exam season, will be less active

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//heads up! exam season, will be less active

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“Scott, did you eat my tater tots?”

“No.” Scott's lying through a mouthful of tater tots. Most definitely not Peter's tater tots. That's why he's covering his mouth now, and trying to brush crumbs out of his stubble.

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let’s try that again!

LIKE or REBLOG this post if you’d be interested in interacting with a CANON DIVERGENT, MCU-BASED lena “TRACER” oxton from overwatch!

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@DCWNSIZER​ requested a meeting.

PUPILS GLISTENED THROUGH THE SMOKE, a cough or two to expel dust from her lungs, as her focuses began to clarify against the abstract background. it looked a falling out of exactly what it was ; WAR.      confusion only surrounding her for a few moments, before her visuals flew upwards to the giant among the clouds.      a smirk was inevitable at the irony, as thanos floated away in mere molecules now.

❝          is the   a i r   better up there ??        ❞

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“Hey, you know hot air rises, right? In conclusion, NO, it’s not better up here!” 

Dust flaked and covered the red lenses of his helmet, carried up by the heat from the flames and smoke, clinging to the usually translucent hard plastic. If not for the filter in the front, he wouldn’t be able to breathe up here, let alone respond before he returned to his regular height.

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“Heheh. Bean juice. Can do that, noticed people using that machine to make it.” A moment later the said machine was making the usual sound foreshadowing the mightiest beverage soon to come. “Made some omelette too.”

Coffee machine sounds were awful, but when he was sleepy and wanted coffee, it was absolute music to his ears. It woke him up almost as much as the actual coffee would, and enough that he wasn’t still distracted by the sound of the machine when Thor mentioned food. “Y’know, I thought I could smell eggs. Heard you’re a pretty good cook.”

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//get u a partner like scott lang

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@unbreakablewidow​ / from here

If he had to pick any one thing that he loved... it would be tender moments like this. Scott was just... he was just a very naturally caring guy, and things like this, little things to help boost others’ moods post- big fight or mission... it definitely filled his guilty pleasure quota.

In honesty, giving massages was somewhat therapeutic to him. It gave him something else to focus on. You could almost call it mutually beneficial, relieving both someone else’s stress and his own as his hands worked tension and knots out of Natalia’s back and shoulders, kneading at hardened muscle that was still tougher than average even without all the tension. He couldn’t help but admire - and find it immensely attractive - just how physically strong she was.

The kisses had been laid against her back without him really thinking about it, it was only once his lips had touched hers that his attention was on it. But hey, she didn’t seem to have any complaints - Scott could feel the eagerness in the kisses she returned. His right hand moved off of her body, wiped clean of oil on a nearby towel before he moved it to gently hold Natalia’s cheek.

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@dcwnsizer poked for a small starter.

       “The eggs think they’re smarter than the chicken.”

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“You alright there, buddy? Cause that makes absolutely no sense.”