IMA GET 'EM

  jawbreakinghq's jey uso. sideblog to hunkski.  

[dcyonej]

sup — it’s your girl, fenix, once again. This time I’m bringing you The Right Hand Man, Jey Uso. Everything canon still applies, but for the purpose of this role play, he will not be married. Nor will he have any children. In a word, he is as single as a dollar bill. I’m open for any kind of plots and connections.

[dcyonej]

antidivc​:

Let me change your mind, dude. A few tequila shots in we will both be blasting into that megaphone you were looking for.

Ain't about to say no to some tequila shots. I ain't gonna do nothin’ crazy either. Just let me get one of them rap songs and I'll even drag my brother into this.

[dcyonej]

antidivc​:

Hear you? Doing what? Karaoke?

Just to hear me in general. Nah, I ain't all about that karaoke. Lemme get in a few more drinks though and I might change my mind.

[dcyonej]

bossprnt​:

nu uh,     it’s loud and clear,     like we need either of you three loud mouths anywhere near a megaphone,     whew.

y'all might not need it, but y'all gettin’ it.

[dcyonej]

bossprnt​:

we can hear you just fine without a megaphone,     trust me,     dummy! 

you sure ‘bout that one? Cause I ain't. And I think that's what matters.

[dcyonej]

Is a megaphone allowed here ‘cause they ain't told me it wasn't. Gotta make sure y'all hear me though.

[dcyonej]

[dcyonej]

Ever wake up one day thinkin’ "yo, it's been real quiet lately"? I'm feelin’ that right now. ‘boutta get my ish together ‘fore I take my ass to the emergency room or somethin’. This ain't normal

[dcyonej]

dcyish​:

ain’t no pity sales,     uce.     it’s street smarts,     gettin’ people to buy the goods while you be out there getting yourself slammed by superman. 

It comes with bein’ Main Event, bruh. Small price. And speakin’ of price: least my shirt sells itself. I ain’t even gotta do none of that “please support me” whinin’. I wear it, they see it, they cop it.

[maineventhoney]

[dcyonej]

dcyish​:

y’all all better be buying your boys new merch,     put that food on my table,     uce. 

I know you ain't out here tryna get ‘em pity sales. You need a new marketing strategy, uce. This ain't it.

[dcyonej]

relationships aside, who are five people in wrestling you would “swipe right” on if you saw them on a dating app?

Sasha, Bianca, Liv, Mandy, and I‘mma be extra controversial here and say Naomi.

[dcyonej]

what's a stipulation match you'd never do regardless of how much you'd get from it?

I'm tryin’ to think of the more crazy ones ‘cause there ain't really much I wouldn't do. But I'mma have to say a Buried Alive Match. I ain't lookin’ to get buried alive anytime soon, uce.

[dcyonej]

Would you sleep your way to the top if you had to or would you rather give up your career?

I ain't even gotta think ‘bout this one, uce. I‘d give ‘em the deuces faster than they could even finish the other half of that question. I got too much respect for myself to even think about sleeping my way to the top. I ain't about that.

[jawbreakingmemes]

truth serum 

ask my muse the juicy questions, the difficult questions, the ones with answers that you’re dying to know, because this time around there’s no pleading the fifth. 

please remember reblog karma and to send at least one ask to everyone else participating if you play along. 

[dcyonej]

bossprnt​:

okuuuurt,     i like it,     i like it.     it’s giving me team bad flashbacks when trin had that bomb blue and black gear,     a serve!     ain’t no one got the smart brains like we do,     baybeeee. 

She know how to serve ‘em looks – what can I say? She part of the fam after all. We got a certain reputation to uphold. And when we link up with The Boss? Ain't nobody ready for that.

[dcyonej]

srollinssd​:

I keep seeing our stuff mixing and it makes me think we might get to do some stuff together.

Two weeks in a row, uce. I won't even front, not only could it work — but I am feelin’ it for sure. Just gotta talk to the creative team for a minute and we can definitely make some magic.