no funerals.

greed bows to me. it is my servant and my lever. matching themes with @idiotacadamia

[ispyspookymansion]

kills myself in a fresh and stylish way that subverts expectations while being a clear love letter to the genre

[jjungkkook]

Jin for Elle Korea

[ddepressedbookworm]

everytime i complete a task im like wow that was so easy why did i procrastinate i will certainly learn from this lesson in the future and just Do The Task next time. and then the next time comes and the executive dysfunction prison warden bashes my head against the wall and double locks my cell like damn i forgot he lived here and then i pick the lock and then

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[wintymute]

Hey are you okay? You’ve been fantasizing about being institutionally abused and dehumanized while hooked up to an iv drip of enough drugs to permanently prevent you from reassociating and having all responsibility taken away from you by a mean lesbian who doesn’t care about your autonomy, again.

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[bytedykes]

this site is so easy

[proxima-bee]

art museum websites when the artist was a communist: ...he continued to paint, despite the fact that every time someone in Soviet Russia made abstract art Joe Stalin would personally storm into their studio and start tearing apart the canvas with his teeth

art museum websites when the artist was a nazi: ...his work flourished from 1937–1945, a time where nothing particularly notable happened, and then he emigrated to the united states where he designed buildings for private universities

[ddepressedbookworm]

why do we even have sinuses why can't we just have normal airways without random ass mucous producing pockets in our faces

[ddepressedbookworm]

i need to kms oh my god i need to kms i

[ddepressedbookworm]

soooooo fucking ill i should just fucking kill myself oh my gof

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[artnpleasure]

“The Kiss” by Gaetan Henrioux

[rrondo]

[crisisaegyl]

It has been. so long. since I posted something that wasn't a chibi little dude! Anyway I have so so many TGCF ideas, but this one got pushed to the front of the line by virtue of my sibling is obsessed with them. Have some QuanYin!

[singersalvageart]

biblically accurate quanyin