DE Spicy Asks

The Askbox is : Open!

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Welcome to DE Spicy Asks

Here's a little blog overview for you all

• What's This?

This is a Date Everything Ask Blog, specifically for more ✨️Spicy✨️ and nsfw Asks. Though it is a gay man running this blog, so expect things to be oriented around that.

This blog is also 18+ so Minors, Do Not Interact. If you're not 18+ get the fuck out. I won't be nice about that.

• Who's on the Blog?

As of now, the Dateables you can ask questions to are :

Johnny Splash

The Hanks 1-5

Bodhi Windbreaker

Kristof

Tony

Cam

Doug

• What can I ask?

Any question you want. Whether it be sfw or nsfw. Kinky questions are allowed.

Just don't try to initiate any roleplay. This isn't the blog for that.

Anyway, have fun! Feel free to start asking questions. And I'll do my best to answer them.

Small quick addition, please be specific to who you're asking a question to. Generic horny asks directed to nobody specific will most likely just be going to Hank 3.

Another addition. Do not ask me about Mpreg stuff. Please. Except if you're asking about Hank 5. But don't make it sexual.

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Dear Santa,

For Christmas, I'd like all five Hanks beneath my Christmas tree wearing only ribbon . That is my wish. Thank you very much . 🙏

Seriously? First Cam, now you five? Guys I'm going to run out of supply before Blissmas at this point!

Sorry Hols, but we can't let down our fans!

We'll pay you back, promise!

Man, too bad Hank 3 hasn't come back yet. He'd love this stuff.

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Bodhi, I really wanna ask, what do you think of ABBA, like the band?

Oh man, I love ABBA! They have so many good songs! Dancing Queen, Waterloo, Lay All Your Love On Me! So many good options!

No wonder they made a whole movie with just their songs! And then they did it again! Righteous!

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[ They apply the first shade and gives Tony a little peck. They want to tease Tony a bit though... ]

Hmm.. Yep! This colour seems good okayy bye Ton'!Looks like I didnt need to test that many colours anyways!

Uh-uh yeah. Happy to help... anytime...

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Johnny, I know you love to sing, but how is it when you hear a human singing in the shower? Do you have favorites you like to listen to?

...There's this one called "Treacherous" that I might like to sing during my next shower. I hope you'd like it... 😳

Well, I'd never say no to a duet, gorgeous.

And that is quite a nice song you got there, not exactly my style, though. Personally I like songs with a little bit more pep in their step.

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Johnny! I have some extra Waffles. You want some?

Oh I'd love some! Thank you very much. I was startin' to feel a mite peckish.

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Oh nooo i have no one to help me what lipstick shade suits me.. i wonder how well the colour sticks ( wink wink nudge nudge Tonyy~ )

Really? You want my help? I dunno. Seems more like Barry's thing, dontcha think?

... Wait. Oh. Ohhhh...

Well, who am I to refuse such a pretty face? Lay it on me babe, pucker up!

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cam I envision that bow would be strategically placed over your dick and balls

unless you wanted to leave them on display? tie the bow round your arm or something?

Wow, you don't mince words, do you? You perv. Wanting me on full display. Now that's dirty.

Surprised you're not asking me tie that bow around my neck instead.

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*Scoops up Hank 3 bridal style.* You guys mind if I borrow this? I'm testing a theory on him being the antithesis of that "it's always the quiet ones" stereotype. Y'know that whole thing where the ones who lay low and aren't raunchy are the biggest freaks? My hypothesis is, since he's super loud and makes innuendos out of everything, he'll be utterly helpless against non-sexual intimacy and fluffy affection. Cool?

H-hey! Hold on! G-guys? Bros?

Hah! You're on your own homie!

Good luck!

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This question is for the prettiest man in the bathroom (Johnny!)

Hi Johnny! Please pardon me if I’m being too forward with you, but I’ve been wondering if you’re ticklish?

Why, I'm not sure. Nobody's ever really tickled me before.

Then again, not a lot of folks in the house who want to do anything with me...

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all I want for christmas is cam under the tree wearing nothing but a strategically placed bow

Gonna have to wait till Holly starts throwing things away.

But where exactly would that bow be placed? You know, strategically speaking.

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*Gives Tony hot chocolate and a little kiss on the forehead to keep him warm because he's a sweetie and he deserves to be treated soft and gentle.*

Aww thanks babe! Perfect season for some cocoa! Wanna grab a mug and join me while I'm on break?

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Hart offers a smile, hand out in a handshake toward Tony

“Well- I suppose I can say the same for you, Tony. It’s very nice to meet you! Suppose I’ve met the right person for the job, should I need what you mentioned.”

He seems more confident now, much less worried since he saw his first impression went well.

Just give me a call whenever one of those shelves start feelin' wobbly, alright?

So... what's a cute lil' librarian like you doin' out here anyway?

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Doug, how about YOU get ME pregnant?

Wow. These child support scams have gotten really lazy.

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Tony, darling hello!

I must ask, what is your favorite part about a partner? You can be as specific as you’d like of course, and I’d love to hear your reasons why if that’s alright!

- @the-incubus-anon 🩵

(// I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW ASKS WERE OPEN AND FLIRTING IS LIONELS WHOLE FUCKING DEAL OMG HI-)

Oh-hoh-hoh. Now that's a good question. My favorite part about a partner...

Well, you didn't specify body part so... their voice. I love to hear whatever my partners have to say, or to scream. Or moan. Heh, you know what I'm talkin' about. Hehe.

Oh but also. Butts. Love a partner with a good ass. Heh.

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I wanna bite! I love to bite! But whhoooo??? 🤔🤔🤔 PIN THE WHEEL!

AND IT BODHI! *BITES onto his leftbiceps*

Yowch! Hey! What was that for?

Is, is this a thing people do now? Bite people?

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Hey Doug! So I discovered something recently and I had some thoughts: So I must beg to ask? What do you think of Artt? Considering you two have an ending together and all

Why do you wanna know my opinion of that overly-dramatic nudist?

My non-existent relationship with that dork is none of your business. So fuck off.