Ridiculous Cryptid

Relax in a river

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*vomits blood*

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leave me alone, i would like to gnaw on these bones in peace

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i am dead, i am still dead, and i will always be dead

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i need to get away

*moves to the mountains*

much better

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*takes a small nap in a flower bed*

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*goes and lives in the woods*

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@ya-boi-kai

i would love a friend to go in the woods with

[aro-oak]

*soft gasp* 🥰 im feel blessed

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i have been debating for days whether to bring flowers or a picnic basket

[aro-oak]

Ok ok ok ok get this:

Flowers,,,,,,,, in! The basket

And then we can make flower crowns and put berries and all the goodies we find in the basket

[dead-deers-shadow]

this makes me immensely happy

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*goes and lives in the woods*

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@ya-boi-kai

i would love a friend to go in the woods with

[aro-oak]

*soft gasp* 🥰 im feel blessed

[dead-deers-shadow]

i have been debating for days whether to bring flowers or a picnic basket

[dead-deers-shadow]

*goes and lives in the woods*

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@ya-boi-kai

i would love a friend to go in the woods with

[dead-deers-shadow]

*goes and lives in the woods*

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*dives out the window* the forest is calling my name

[dead-deers-shadow]

okay, goblin aesthetic themed food, like a cheese log that looks like a tree log, cakes that look like rock piles, cookies that look like leaves

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yes I see your point, but have you considered hoarding shiny objects

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screams

[grosslyhumanoid]

disrespect the forest and i’ll eat your spine

[dead-deers-shadow]

here's a question, what do you hoard? I keep buckets of shells.

[local-dead-friend]

Pinback buttons, notebooks, animal bones and good quality pens.

[dead-deers-shadow]

it was too cold to get out of my grave this morning

[muse-atronics]

I showed you my fangs, please respond