cool

hi im christina

[deadaspiration]

yes hello im back

[sasaq]

[deadaspiration]

Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

[ttherethere]

[ramisuschrist-blog]

[consivanqueen]

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

[doctorfeliuzumaki]

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]

[badluckcrow1]

“He’s got a million of them Harleen”

[frickmyrick-deactivated20170811]

DON’T ROMANTICIZE HARLEY AND THE JOKER’S RELATIONSHIP

[cookievampiress]

*STARES AT HOT TOPIC DEAD IN THE FACE*

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[hijerking]

me, lying to myself: i’m never drinking again

[evilrashida]

[local-graveyard]

[deadaspiration]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[deadaspiration]

internal discourse

me: what are you fucking stupid???

also me: yes

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

*walks out of grocery store* i know i have 13 followers on tumblr no pictures please

[jodiefoster]

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it